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I expected the Cowboys to lose on Sunday, the table was set for the Colts, who desperately had to win to keep playoff hopes alive. They have been playing very well. There was no way the Cowboys were not going to relax and lose their edge after the last string of nut-crunch wins and taking total command of the division.

I got a lot of puzzled and sad looks from people this week when I told them the Cowboys would probably lose, or maybe scrap out a really ugly win at best. I had a hard time getting excited about the game because it was classic letdown forumula.

No biggie, that's the way NFL go. Look how many first place teams shit the bed this week against teams that needed it more. The first three weeks and last three weeks of each NFL season are always weird.

 

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    ESPN is reporting that Dak Prescott has asked to be moved to second string because he knows teammate Mike White would have "kicked Seattle's ass". He feels he can no longer continue "this charade" as

  • So it's Romo's fault that Patrick Crayton dropped a pass to his numbers.  It's his fault that  idiot refs overturned Dez's catch.  It's Romo's fault that Demarco decided that the playoff game was the

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    Wow this is dumb as fuck

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Also not sure why Wentz is ahead of Goff. Wentz is injury prone and Goff is better. 

 

18 minutes ago, DougO said:

I agree Goff is better than Wentz, even without the injuries. And Goff was the one that I feared may be injury prone due to his build.

I like Dak, he was a great fourth round pick, but GM3 went full retard picking Dak over Goff.

The Browns pick should have been "fire Hue Jackson."

This had to have been done after Dak and Zeke's rookie season, right?

There is no doubt in my mind that the 3rd mystery GM is Jerry Jones

3 pro bowl starters (zeke is better than gurley) plus amari cooper = 26th in scoring, LAST in red zone offense.  

Dak.  sucks. 

Why we love the (athletes, that play the) game:

 

Goose and Norm opining on Ticket they thought the Cowboys should pursue Barry Church, recently released by the Jagwires, for safety depth.

Kid then raced home and sold them on eBay for $800.

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Goose and Norm opining on Ticket they thought the Cowboys should pursue Barry Church, recently released by the Jagwires, for safety depth.
He's god awful in coverage but he's better than Heath I guess.
17 hours ago, DougO said:

I expected the Cowboys to lose on Sunday, the table was set for the Colts, who desperately had to win to keep playoff hopes alive. They have been playing very well. There was no way the Cowboys were not going to relax and lose their edge after the last string of nut-crunch wins and taking total command of the division.

I got a lot of puzzled and sad looks from people this week when I told them the Cowboys would probably lose, or maybe scrap out a really ugly win at best. I had a hard time getting excited about the game because it was classic letdown forumula.

No biggie, that's the way NFL go. Look how many first place teams shit the bed this week against teams that needed it more. The first three weeks and last three weeks of each NFL season are always weird.

 

What do you expect for this sunday?

18 hours ago, futureman said:

3 pro bowl starters (zeke is better than gurley) plus amari cooper = 26th in scoring, LAST in red zone offense.  

Linehan.  sucks. 

Fixed it for you...maybe Mike White can call plays...

20 hours ago, DougO said:

I expected the Cowboys to lose on Sunday, the table was set for the Colts, who desperately had to win to keep playoff hopes alive. They have been playing very well. There was no way the Cowboys were not going to relax and lose their edge after the last string of nut-crunch wins and taking total command of the division.

I got a lot of puzzled and sad looks from people this week when I told them the Cowboys would probably lose, or maybe scrap out a really ugly win at best. I had a hard time getting excited about the game because it was classic letdown forumula.

No biggie, that's the way NFL go. Look how many first place teams shit the bed this week against teams that needed it more. The first three weeks and last three weeks of each NFL season are always weird.

 

Pretty much where I was too.  I did not expect a win, a good showing.  I did NOT think the offense and Defense would flat not show up, especially the defense, so that was surprising.

 

I fully expect them to turn it back on this week, defense to dominate, and the offense to not completely suck at home, and a nice crowd behind them.  They'll wrap it up this weekend IMO.

I didn't really expect a shutout, either. But when you consider the offensive scheme, and then a flat performance of it, it's  not a stretch at all

I'm not sure Tyron Smith deserved a Pro Bowl nod this season. But that's the way pro bowl go.

5 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

What do you expect for this sunday?

I expect them to rebound from their embarrassment and come out motivated to lock up the division once and for all and play pretty well. Should be able to make some D plays against Tampa. Then they probably look like dog shit against the 'Ginas in the last game when the game means virtually nothing in the playoff scheme.

36 minutes ago, DougO said:

I'm not sure Tyron Smith deserved a Pro Bowl nod this season. But that's the way pro bowl go.

I think PFF still rated him pretty high.  but definitely a down year from his optimal play. 

On 12/18/2018 at 4:26 PM, totallynotabuttpirate said:

 

 

I think we need to consider playing Mike White at guard. 

Can he coach? How long has it been since the NFL had a player/coach?

23 hours ago, DougO said:

 

Cowboys eek out a first round win with strong defense at home, second round opponent's plane is hijacked by terrorists and flown into NFC championship opponent's headquarters during team meetings.

Can we even get terrorists on such short notice?

8 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Can he coach? How long has it been since the NFL had a player/coach?

There's almost nothing he couldn't do. He could probably be our QB, HC, GM, kicker, DE, while also acting as commissioner of the NFL.  A true legend. 

On 12/18/2018 at 4:30 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

It’s more irony, or stupidity, than hyperbole. 

Like our Cowboys. 

As long as Jerruh is calling the shots anyway...

6 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

There's almost nothing he couldn't do. He could probably be our QB, HC, GM, kicker, DE, while also acting as commissioner of the NFL.  A true legend. 

get your jabs in now, because in a couple years you’ll be apologizing to me. 

On 12/18/2018 at 6:31 PM, DougO said:

 

Cowboys eek out a first round win with strong defense at home, second round opponent's plane is hijacked by terrorists and flown into NFC championship opponent's headquarters during team meetings.

#ItCouldHappen..! 😋 (plotted by the XFL..?)

6 hours ago, futureman said:

get your jabs in now, because in a couple years you’ll be apologizing to me. 

Have you been tied to a chair and forced to watch him fuck your wife, mom, and sister? 

12 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Can we even get terrorists on such short notice?

And a Blimp? 

47 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Have you been tied to a chair and forced to watch him fuck your wife, mom, and sister? 

all the same woman.  and yes, but I wasn’t tied to a chair. 

Have you been tied to a chair and forced to watch him fuck your wife, mom, and sister? 

No, that’s a typical Saturday night at his house

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

No, that’s a typical Saturday night at his house

your wife loves my saturday night parties. 

19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I for one am shocked that a quarterback who gets a rating of above 100 in a game would have a pretty good win-loss record.

49 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Remember some folks here trying to argue this silly point.

 

Well to be fair, part of my argument was assuming that Garrett would be fired at the end of the year anyways, and the new HC wouldn’t have a top 10-15 pick. Cooper has exceeded everyone’s expectations, including Jerry’s....and Clarence Hill’s

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3 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Remember some folks here trying to argue this silly point.

 

Yep.  People were all saying "Cowboys should have done that" knowing full well adding him to this locker room was not a good idea.

15 hours ago, futureman said:

get your jabs in now, because in a couple years you’ll be apologizing to me. 

I'm not jabbing you, I truly and very deeply believe in Mike White. 

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I'm not jabbing you, I truly and very deeply believe in Mike White. 

you and me, man.  we’re the ones with vision.  

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

negged. 

Yeah, probably deserved. That game was a kick in the dick. 

My god, that game is burned into my memory forever. Last game ever at the old Texas Stadium, right?

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The end of the 2008 season was god awful. Typical Romo led teams. Especially how we blew the Steelers game.

 

 

44 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

My god, that game is burned into my memory forever. Last game ever at the old Texas Stadium, right?

Yep. Brutal game. 

Im thankful that we no longer have a shit stain defense. 

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

My god, that game is burned into my memory forever. Last game ever at the old Texas Stadium, right?

Wasn't that the one where Romo brought them back twice, only to have the defense give up long TDs on simple runs up the middle?

5 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Yeah, probably deserved. That game was a kick in the dick. 

The walk to the parking was a  lot was worse.  It was 65 at the start of the game and 23 by the time it was over.    I damn near died walking to the truck, save the copious amounts of alcohol flowing through my veins 

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9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Wasn't that the one where Romo brought them back twice, only to have the defense give up long TDs on simple runs up the middle?

Romo also threw a couple WTF ints. I remember one to Ed Reed that was just a back breaker.

 

Edit: Actually Reed got both ints

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7 minutes ago, DougO said:

Wasn't that the one where Romo brought them back twice, only to have the defense give up long TDs on simple runs up the middle?

Indeed

28 minutes ago, DougO said:

Wasn't that the one where Romo brought them back twice, only to have the defense give up long TDs on simple runs up the middle?

it was that nobody fullback who was shredding us too.  something McLain.  fuck that fucking game. 

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Romo also threw a couple WTF ints. I remember one to Ed Reed that was just a back breaker.
 
Edit: Actually Reed got both ints
Don't forget Romos quote about the pick before halftime where he said it was just like a long punt. Except you don't punt on 2nd or 3rd down and when you are punting, you aren't trying to get points, as they were trying to get before half. That's when you knew he was going to be a mental midget going forward.
5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 That's when you knew he was going to be a mental midget going forward.

oh fuck off vic.  he’s as smart about football as you are obsessed with heavy mexican sluts. 

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
11 hours ago, txbroadcaster said:
Romo also threw a couple WTF ints. I remember one to Ed Reed that was just a back breaker.
 
Edit: Actually Reed got both ints

Don't forget Romos quote about the pick before halftime where he said it was just like a long punt. Except you don't punt on 2nd or 3rd down and when you are punting, you aren't trying to get points, as they were trying to get before half. That's when you knew he was going to be a mental midget going forward.

Sorry Vic, we do not share the same view on Romo...That game was in 2008 and he had started all of one year before full time. I bet even Romo now would say what he said was wrong

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