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Who are your top 3 realistic choices to replace Herman?

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Larry Moe or Curly. Any would be an improvement. 

Jimmy johnson

 John Gruden

ghost of Tom Landry 

We pull A&M and throw an absurd contract at Patterson. We need some augie like fire in this program and Patterson is the only one who can bring that kind pressure.

Edited by Not a Sock

We pull A&M and throw an absurd contract at Patterson.

Patterson walks on water at TCU. Highly doubt he would come here.

Roomer has it that Urban Meyer will be available.  

Patterson will not come to Texas. I will shit in my hat if I am wrong. 

Edited by NOMAAA

Colt McCoy

Major Applewhite

Jordan Shipley

(we're not getting a new coach)

3 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Patterson will not come to Texas. I will shit in my hat if I am wrong. 

Hell if Patterson ever came to Texas I would bathe myself in gravy and dance naked on the roof.

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Herman Edwards

Pee Wee Herman

Herman Cain

Herman Melville.

I would dance around like I was putting on a backpack so aggy would think that I am playing with my nipples. 

2 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

I would dance around like I was putting on a backpack so aggy would think that I am playing with my nipples. 

like this? 

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6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Herman Melville.

Herman Munster 

Edited by TwinTurbo

It’s not my money so let’s give Bellichik a 10 year $200 million contract and budget an additional $5 million a year for assistants. 

 

19 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Larry Moe or Curly. Any would be an improvement. 

You want to promote from within??

Peterson

 

peterson

 

 

 

peterson

6 years, 6.2 million a year, guaranteed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peterson

8 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

 


This is the most realistic.

 

Hardin has experienced the Texas Spotlight and seen what that kind of pressure does to some.. While I think he’d be a good candidate I don’t know how receptive he’d be. He has it pretty good now. That said, I don’t think the job will be available until Herman fails with HIS QB.

Michael Avenatti

Shaq

Jose Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzz! 

1 minute ago, UTCzech III said:

 

Ron Perlman

In his Hellboy character.

30 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Patterson will not come to Texas. I will shit in my hat if I am wrong. 

"Aggy will never land Jimbo."

"CDC will never leave TCU"

Weird things happen when enough money is involved. We're the nation's richest athletic program, when are we going to start acting like it? 

Nick Saban
Bill Bellichik
Ditka
I have an alert setup on flightaware to notify me of flights from Tuscaloosa to austin.

Stand by.

In August 2016, TCU announced Patterson's contract had been extended through 2022, with an annual base salary of$4.75 million.

 

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his UT salary woudl be about the same, so he's staying at TCU until retirement ma dudes. No reason to go to Austin and deal with this nonsense for an incremental $500k or whatever. 

 

Instead of waisting 5m per annum on another false prophet that money is better funneled 50k/kid to some 5* recruits

36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hell if Patterson ever came to Texas I would bathe myself in gravy and dance naked on the roof.

Isn't that just a normal Tuesday at your place?

Doesn't make much difference who replaces him.  You fuckwits will be calling for his head in less than a calendar year.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Emily Ratajkowski

Bryana Holly

Dani Daniels

I could get behind these

15 minutes ago, NowThis said:

In August 2016, TCU announced Patterson's contract had been extended through 2022, with an annual base salary of$4.75 million.

his UT salary woudl be about the same, so he's staying at TCU until retirement ma dudes. No reason to go to Austin and deal with this nonsense for an incremental $500k or whatever. 

 

I was unaware we were misers who can't spend north of $5 mil/year on a HC.

this mentality is exactly why we keep hiring unproven HCs from low-level P5s and then wondering why they underperform. Why the hell wouldn't we try to make him an offer he can't refuse at least?

Edited by satyanash

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

I was unaware we were misers who can't spend north of $5 mil/year on a HC.

this mentality is exactly why we keep hiring unproven HCs from low-level P5s and then wondering why they underperform.

that's how much TH makes IIRC.  I don't think Patterson is leaving unless it's in the $7-9mil range.  I don't think UT is going for that much given they are still paying off Strong and then Herman. btw, is Mack off the books yet? 

12 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Isn't that just a normal Tuesday at your place?

No a normal Tuesday at my place involves some tasty waves and a cool buzz.

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I was unaware we were misers who can't spend north of $5 mil/year on a HC.

this mentality is exactly why we keep hiring unproven HCs from low-level P5s and then wondering why they underperform. Why the hell wouldn't we try to make him an offer he can't refuse at least?

How do you know that offer hasn’t been made?  UT has been through 2 head coach searches since Patterson’s been rolling off double digit win seasons and top 10 rankings. 

Anybody from the MAC.  The cradle of coaches.

6 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Doesn't make much difference who replaces him.  You fuckwits will be calling for his head in less than a calendar year.

this is the problem. boo hoo those mean ole texas fans. They are never happy..blah balh blah. pussy i tell ya.  I expect to see improvement from year to year and game to game. Losses are part of life but this languishing in mediocrity and its bullshit for a program like texas. God why some of you accept this is beyond me

3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

God why some of you accept this is beyond me

Why some of you think cycling in new coaching staffs every two to three years will fix anything is beyond me.  The only thing I'm accepting is that Herman is here for the rest of the season no matter how much it makes your pussy hurt.  I'm going to watch how the rest of the season plays out.

Edited by TriStone

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