September 3, 20187 yr 40 minutes ago, ousux said: I'll just be brutally honest, I hope Herman can get his shit together and make this thing work, don't think I can go through another new coach transition this soon. Yes, I know some of you don't like Herman and think he never should have been hired, idgaf, and yes he is a prick, but so are at least 90% of the names I've seen thrown around as replacements. You pretty much have to be a prick to run a high profile D1 program successfully.. Not only that, but it's been proven that it's impossible to have sustained success when you keep changing HC's every 3 years and OC's every fucking season. To support such actions is to have an ADD brain mixed with a trailer park trash mindset.
September 3, 20187 yr His coaching style reminds me a LOT of Mack Brown's and I know a few hard core ND fans who agree.LolDude.
September 3, 20187 yr Quote Patterson is TCU's Bill Snyder. He's going to get a statue and a street named after him for turning around a program that was complete shit for 4 decades into a national powerhouse. Quote He has a statue. Yup. It would take a LOT for him to leave at this point - more than is probably realistic (it ain't just about the money). He's also pushing 60.
September 3, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, satyanash said: I was unaware we were misers who can't spend north of $5 mil/year on a HC. this mentality is exactly why we keep hiring unproven HCs from low-level P5s and then wondering why they underperform. Why the hell wouldn't we try to make him an offer he can't refuse at least? I haven't read past your post. Tried to forget shag/surly for awhile. I am close to a couple of well connected big money Frogs. Fatterson has investments that mature over time. His comp is well over the stated salary. He will not leave. He's not a dumbass. We can not money whip his ass. Lots of Fuck You money. Deals mofos. Big deals. Take him out of the calculator. Carry on. Hook'em
September 3, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, ousux said: Yes, I know some of you don't like Herman and think he never should have been hired, idgaf, and yes he is a prick, but so are at least 90% of the names I've seen thrown around as replacements. You pretty much have to be a prick to run a high profile D1 program successfully.. I used to be in this camp. But now I’ve realized...the difference is that all 90% of those pricks you’re talking about have fucking won something. When you get your ass handed to you by fucking Maryland 2 years in a row, and for all practical purposes, haven’t ever won shit, maybe look up the definition of humility in your Mensa studies.
September 3, 20187 yr 20 minutes ago, Topper13 said: Throwing fitlump in the mix, bold move The only difference between her and herman is we can see her brain tumor.
September 3, 20187 yr 55 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: His coaching style reminds me a LOT of Mack Brown's and I know a few hard core ND fans who agree. What the fuck does ND have to do with Chip Kelly?
September 3, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said: I haven't read past your post. Tried to forget shag/surly for awhile. I am close to a couple of well connected big money Frogs. Fatterson has investments that mature over time. His comp is well over the stated salary. He will not leave. He's not a dumbass. We can not money whip his ass. Lots of Fuck You money. Deals mofos. Big deals. Take him out of the calculator. Carry on. Hook'em Oh, and that fat sweaty fuck is 60% awesome coach and 40% a lucky mofo because we have sucked ass.
September 3, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, sasquatch69 said: Yup. It would take a LOT for him to leave at this point - more than is probably realistic (it ain't just about the money). He's also pushing 60. Statue is most accurate when it's raining
September 3, 20187 yr ghost of VInce Lombardi - HC Madden Football World Champion - OC Colin Powell - DC Johnelle Smith - Clown prince Edited September 3, 20187 yr by Wally Fairway spelling, grammar & stuff
September 3, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, satyanash said: I was unaware we were misers who can't spend north of $5 mil/year on a HC. this mentality is exactly why we keep hiring unproven HCs from low-level P5s and then wondering why they underperform. Why the hell wouldn't we try to make him an offer he can't refuse at least? TCU is a low level P5
September 3, 20187 yr Author I am absolutely shocked by the lack of support for 2018 National Madden Champion.
September 3, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: I like this idea. Why settle with a mediocre slap-dick coach when you can have a mediocre slap-dick parliament? We would all get some of Tom Herman's check. Tom Herman would not. Focus.
September 3, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Michael Knight said: TCU is a low level P5 This ain’t 1985. 4 AP top-10 finishes since 2010. Dude can coach, the program is legit. https://www.mystatesman.com/sports/college/tcu-has-more-top-finishes-than-all-other-texas-schools-combined-since-2010-season/Ry0hHHvr9hVNqopkY0LmdP/ Oh, and the last 4 years’ UT-TCU games too.
September 3, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, HornsofBevo said: I could go for Leach-HC Kingsbury-OC Orlando-DC Orlando would probably take some serious money-whipping since Herman gave him his first big break to prove himself. Leach has brought two afterthought programs to respectability and doesn't need a Mensa membership to prove his intelligence. CDC should be raising the money to fund Herman's buy out right now. This thread was all about fun and games until you just posted something that made my dick go hard. Leach would bring attitude to Texas, something we desperately need. Leach/Kingsbury offense would look like the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Orlando would bring the much needed balance the two guys above have always lacked.
September 3, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, F250 said: Leach/Kingsbury offense would look like the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Violation of all Nuclear Arms treaties, and the Geneva Convention, has been approved. /bluesbrothers chicago pd dispatch voice
September 3, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, F250 said: Leach/Kingsbury offense would look like the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Outstanding.
September 3, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, F250 said: This thread was all about fun and games until you just posted something that made my dick go hard. Leach would bring attitude to Texas, something we desperately need. Leach/Kingsbury offense would look like the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Orlando would bring the much needed balance the two guys above have always lacked. Leach at Texas would be damn near perfect, which is why it can never be allowed to happen on this hellish ball of dirt.
September 3, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, nnm said: This ain’t 1985. 4 AP top-10 finishes since 2010. Dude can coach, the program is legit. https://www.mystatesman.com/sports/college/tcu-has-more-top-finishes-than-all-other-texas-schools-combined-since-2010-season/Ry0hHHvr9hVNqopkY0LmdP/ Oh, and the last 4 years’ UT-TCU games too. TCU is on borrowed time at the snap of Texas finger they are back in the moutian west. In 2014 a 11-1 TCU gets jumped by OSU and get told to pound sand, had that been an 11-1 Texas team instead they go to the playoff. Patterson has TCU maxed out at the this point just but he is just a home town hero if he ever wants to be a legend with his name listed among the greats he will have to leave.
September 3, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, NOMAAA said: Jesus. Who pissed in your corn flakes. I’ve gone to see coach p speak in fw a handful of times and it’s pretty obvious that he does not care for the university, Austin or Texas football. Of course money changes things, but he is already making a shit ton at tcu. There’s always more I guess. I don’t think he would take the job regardless. Unless it was full blown aggy money. Why not full blown aggy money? $7.5 million/yr to win vs. $5 million/yr to lose? Why is this so difficult?
September 3, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, mr. sunshine said: Bill Paxton. 9 hours ago, Wishbone said: He’s dead Jim. Cross him off then.
September 3, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, MadBurgerMaker said: Mike Leach This. At least we’ll win the fucking press conference.
September 3, 20187 yr Our next coach should get a 5 year 100 million dollar contract where 2 to 4M is guaranteed the first 2 years (depending on who it is), 1 to 2M in years 3-5 and everything else is massive incentives (wins, conference title...which I would make the biggest incentive, National Title, academics, etc) We truly want a hungry motherfucker tell him he will be the highest paid coach of all time by a mile....but he’s gotta win and no bullshit elsewhere like Art and Urban
September 3, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, Fondren & Main said: Mike Gundy Craig Bohl Jeff Brohm Gary Patterson Brian Harsin Mike Leach Any of the above would be acceptable to me. You seem to be looking north and west and not south and east. Is that by design?
September 3, 20187 yr Next round needs to be someone with some skins on the wall. I'm done with this whole "had a couple pretty good years at a lower tier program so imagine what they can do at Texas because we're Texas and all of Texas' resources blah blah blah" bullshit. We tried that...twice. Apparently it doesn't fucking work. Our program forgot what it's like to win and the players have nothing to buy into year after year. "Hey guys, trust me...I won a lot of games at Houston" or "Hey guys, trust me...I won a lot of games at Louisville". Yeah, that really blows my skirt up. Has fuck all to do with the level we want to be at. Minimum should be that they've at least been to a playoff or national championship game. Short list I know, but fucking aggy was able to get one. Fucking UCLA was able to get one.
September 3, 20187 yr Mira Sorvino and her ice cream cone Rusty A soaring eagle that can hook’em high Edited September 3, 20187 yr by Bert Orange
September 3, 20187 yr Goldie Hawn turned around a football squad. And having Jack Burton give motivational speeches couldn’t hurt.
September 3, 20187 yr 33 minutes ago, Chad said: This at 5 mil a year and a 1 mil per win bonus, open ended .....
September 3, 20187 yr In all seriousness, if we can’t money whip David Shaw or Chris Peterson into leaving Stanford/Washington, then what even are we. Money is our competitive advantage
September 3, 20187 yr I liked Fuente over Herman to begin with. Will be interesting to see how he as VT looking this year, starting tonight.
September 3, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, TheFlagship said: In all seriousness, if we can’t money whip David Shaw or Chris Peterson into leaving Stanford/Washington, then what even are we. Money is our competitive advantage I have no issue going Jimbo Fisher style on a coach. It’s act of desperation but quite frankly, that’s where we are. The problem CDC is going to have is even the hard core fans are losing interest. I changed my plans for USC weekend and decided to go to the mountaina instead. Apathy towards Texas football set in with me.
September 3, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, longhornmatt said: Harsin ... I guess. I liked him as our OC, but he’s not really keeping Boise at the level they were at with Peterson. I’d also look at NFL possibilities if we get down to this point on the list. Peterson won 43 games and two conference titles in his last four years at Boise. Harsin has won 42 games and two conference titles in his first four years with the Broncos. Harsin is performing exactly where Peterson was at BSU. He’s not matching the success of the mid aughts, but neither was Peterson. Is the MWC harder than the WAC, did folks catch up to the offense or did the unernsuccesful coaching tree spread out after sustained success and neither were able to lure such talents back to Idaho? I dunno.
September 3, 20187 yr 38 minutes ago, Newy25 said: I have no issue going Jimbo Fisher style on a coach. It’s act of desperation but quite frankly, that’s where we are. The problem CDC is going to have is even the hard core fans are losing interest. I changed my plans for USC weekend and decided to go to the mountaina instead. Apathy towards Texas football set in with me. Fisher went 23-1 with Famous Jameis and 60-22 without him. As with most but not all successful college coaches, it's about finding a stud QB and turning him loose. And people seem to be just giving him a pass for going 5-6 last year...Any port in a storm I guess.
September 3, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said: Fisher went 23-1 with Famous Jameis and 60-22 without him. As with most but not all successful college coaches, it's about finding a stud QB and turning him loose. And people seem to be just giving him a pass for going 5-6 last year...Any port in a storm I guess. Recall your stud QB comment, and then recall what happened to FSU’s stud QB in their first game last year. There’s a reason 5-6 was overlooked.
September 3, 20187 yr Just now, Bobby_Batronic said: Recall your stud QB comment, and then recall what happened to FSU’s stud QB in their first game last year. There’s a reason 5-6 was overlooked. No healthy program goes from #3 to desperately trying to make a bowl game even losing a their quarterback. Jimbo is a less successful mack brown and 2017 was jimbos 2010
September 3, 20187 yr I don't think guys like Petersen, Shaw, Saban, Urban, Patterson, or even Stoops can be money-whipped at this point in their career. I'm not sure our big supporters are going to be willing to do anything anyway. Now Mike Leach could be money-whipped without breaking any banks, just saying.
September 3, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Skipper said: I liked Fuente over Herman to begin with. Will be interesting to see how he as VT looking this year, starting tonight. so did I. Fuente Gundy Campbell if he wins 8 games this year, with at least one win over ou, tcu and wvu
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