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Not gonna lie I'm looking at some of his highlights and he's playing against dudes that are like 5'5 I have no idea what to make of him

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16 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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Not gonna lie I'm looking at some of his highlights and he's playing against dudes that are like 5'5 I have no idea what to make of him

He’s British, so let’s start there. 

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

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Not gonna lie I'm looking at some of his highlights and he's playing against dudes that are like 5'5 I have no idea what to make of him

 

See if he can run and if he looks coordinated. The rest can be taught.

Looking at one short film, no he doesn't run the court and he isn't overly coordinated. But he is 7'2". He will be a spot player his first year as it will take him time to develop.

I predict he'll last one year here, maybe two if he's extremely lucky, will never play a significant minute and will portal to missouri state where he will receive a degree in communications with a gpa somewhere between 3.0 and 3.3.

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

He’s British, so let’s start there. 

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3 hours ago, Teryor said:

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Not gonna lie I'm looking at some of his highlights and he's playing against dudes that are like 5'5 I have no idea what to make of him

Bit puzzling, innit?

Good for him. Gets exposure to some elite basketball and some decent food. Good luck going back to bacon baps and oily fried fish after living in Austin, Texas kid. 

Apparently, he is much more Panama Myers than George Mueller

Except that he has George’s height. 
 

 

This is a lump of clay that I think this coaching staff can mold into something that can help our team. No tripping over his feet and falling down while just running down court. 

18 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

You can't teach 7 feet.

-Dickie V

Which is not to say that-

“You can’t teach 7-footers.”

Because you absolutely can. 

I see "Abbey" on the front of the uniform shirts. Since this is England, he must have attended "Abbey Normal School"? I shall show myself out. :)

Apparently, he is much more Panama Myers than George Mueller
Except that he has George’s height. 
 
 
This is a lump of clay that I think this coaching staff can mold into something that can help our team. No tripping over his feet and falling down while just running down court. 

If he’s got Panama Myers’ heart at 7’2” I’ll take him!
24 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Finally we’ve opened that sweet recruiting pipeline to the United Kingdom. Things will be different now.

Next is soccer/football?  Next Mens sports to compete with the East Coast schools.  I really think Lacrosse is growing within the larger schools (5-6A), similar to Water Polo and Texas will eventually have to host/create teams in those two Olympic Sports.  Can have a Ladies side two - Title 9, for what control it still has.

Hook’em!!!

18 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Can't teach height or length.

Hook 'em!

South Austin's mom's new motto.

10 hours ago, Leanderman said:

I see "Abbey" on the front of the uniform shirts. Since this is England, he must have attended "Abbey Normal School"? I shall show myself out. :)

I'll be pretty disappointed if Barking Abbey's mascot isn't a Carnival.

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High center of gravity and needs to put on some good weight during the offseason, but this kid looks like he can slide into Jake Major's slot with similar strength at the point of attack.

Edited by Voluminous Banality

On 5/17/2025 at 6:30 PM, Reese Bennett said:

Can't teach height or length.

 

What about dental hygiene? 

 

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