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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Postseason Flores rounding into form I see

Was waiting on you!! LOL

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Postseason Flores rounding into form I see

The guy who hit a grand slam at Miami?

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

Jalin cannot be on this roster next year

Where’s he rank in shortstops we’ve had in the past 25 years? Of the top of my head I can’t think of many worse. That said he’s not atrocious, just not our standard.

The post season has not been kind to Flores defensively two years in a row.  Hopefully he’s getting it out of his system now.  
 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Where’s he rank in shortstops we’ve had in the past 25 years? Of the top of my head I can’t think of many worse. That said he’s not atrocious, just not our standard.

About 10 years ago we had a team with a bunch of dudes with presidential names. That SS sucked. Reagan maybe?

does Jalin not know how to make a side arm flip throw?  It was like he was running towards second to get closer for the underhanded throw on a slowish 2 hopper.

Sure, sure Flores sucks…..

 

Career Honors & Accolades

  • NCBWA Second Team All-American (2024)
  • D1Baseball Third Team All-American (2024)
  • Baseball America Third Team All-American (2024)
  • ABCA/Rawlings Third Team All-American (2024)
  • ABCA/Rawlings Central All-Region First Team (2024)
  • All-Big 12 First Team (2024)

2024 (Sophomore)

  • One of three Texas players to start all 60 contests
  • Paced Longhorns in doubles (22), RBI (56) and hit by pitches (10)
  • Tied for club lead in home runs (18) and total bases (158)
  • Totaled .340 average with 52 runs scored
  • Posted .408 on-base percentage and .656 slugging percentage
  • Amassed 14 multi-RBI performances and 26 multi-hit efforts
  • Reached base safely in 14 straight games to begin campaign
  • Smacked game-winning grand slam on Opening Day vs. San Diego (2/16)
  • Mounted first career multi-homer performance and plated six runs, highlighted by go-ahead grand slam vs. St. John’s (2/27)
  • Launched game-tying two-run homer in ninth inning against Air Force (3/19)
  • Tallied co-season-best four hits and scored season-high five runs at Kansas State (3/29)
  • Recorded four knocks and five RBI, including pair of home runs against Abilene Christian (4/2)
  • Hit go-ahead blast in 13-8 victory over Houston (4/14)
  • Delivered walk-off double against Kansas (5/16)
  • Collected second straight walk-off RBI with sacrifice fly vs. Kansas (5/17)
  • Registered third grand slam of season in 12-5 win over Louisiana (5/31)

2023 (Freshman)

  • Appeared in 45 games, earning 29 starts
  • Notched .175 average with 19 runs, two doubles, four home runs and 23 RBI
  • Posted three multi-hit performances and six multi-hit games
  • Logged first career knock with solo shot as part of two-hit effort vs. Texas A&M-Corpus Christi (2/21)
  • Reached safely four times and plated game-tying tally with sacrifice fly against San Jose State (5/13)
  • Slugged solo homer and drove in three runs in 7-3 win over West Virginia (5/20)
  • Belted first career grand slam in NCAA Regional Final vs. Miami (6/4)

 

3 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Maybe take off those GIGANTIC FUCKING SUNGLASSES???

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Most Objectionable Baseball Fashion Trends

1.  Flat-billed hats 

2.  Gratuitous eyeblack

3.  Shirts unbuttoned waaaay too far, aka The Georgia

4.  Excessive equipment

...

68.  Mustaches

....

82.  Long hair

 

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

About 10 years ago we had a team with a bunch of dudes with presidential names. That SS sucked. Reagan maybe?

Are you talking about Hamilton? He was great until he got involved with motorized scooters.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

2.  Gratuitous eyeblack

3.  Shirts unbuttoned waaaay too far, aka The Georgia

Yep. Hate these. 
 

I know, *I* hate the shirts unbuttoned. Douchey as fuck 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Are you talking about Hamilton? He was great until he got involved with motorized scooters.

Maybe Reagan was the 2b

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sure, sure Flores sucks…..

 

Career Honors & Accolades

  • NCBWA Second Team All-American (2024)
  • D1Baseball Third Team All-American (2024)
  • Baseball America Third Team All-American (2024)
  • ABCA/Rawlings Third Team All-American (2024)
  • ABCA/Rawlings Central All-Region First Team (2024)
  • All-Big 12 First Team (2024)

2024 (Sophomore)

  • One of three Texas players to start all 60 contests
  • Paced Longhorns in doubles (22), RBI (56) and hit by pitches (10)
  • Tied for club lead in home runs (18) and total bases (158)
  • Totaled .340 average with 52 runs scored
  • Posted .408 on-base percentage and .656 slugging percentage
  • Amassed 14 multi-RBI performances and 26 multi-hit efforts
  • Reached base safely in 14 straight games to begin campaign
  • Smacked game-winning grand slam on Opening Day vs. San Diego (2/16)
  • Mounted first career multi-homer performance and plated six runs, highlighted by go-ahead grand slam vs. St. John’s (2/27)
  • Launched game-tying two-run homer in ninth inning against Air Force (3/19)
  • Tallied co-season-best four hits and scored season-high five runs at Kansas State (3/29)
  • Recorded four knocks and five RBI, including pair of home runs against Abilene Christian (4/2)
  • Hit go-ahead blast in 13-8 victory over Houston (4/14)
  • Delivered walk-off double against Kansas (5/16)
  • Collected second straight walk-off RBI with sacrifice fly vs. Kansas (5/17)
  • Registered third grand slam of season in 12-5 win over Louisiana (5/31)

2023 (Freshman)

  • Appeared in 45 games, earning 29 starts
  • Notched .175 average with 19 runs, two doubles, four home runs and 23 RBI
  • Posted three multi-hit performances and six multi-hit games
  • Logged first career knock with solo shot as part of two-hit effort vs. Texas A&M-Corpus Christi (2/21)
  • Reached safely four times and plated game-tying tally with sacrifice fly against San Jose State (5/13)
  • Slugged solo homer and drove in three runs in 7-3 win over West Virginia (5/20)
  • Belted first career grand slam in NCAA Regional Final vs. Miami (6/4)

 

Now do this year.

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

About 10 years ago we had a team with a bunch of dudes with presidential names. That SS sucked. Reagan maybe?

Made me wonder how Faltine is doing. 109 whiffs in 232 ABs last year and hitting .171 at AA Chattanooga.

I might have misheard, but did the guy just say "the aggies don't steal many bases"?

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Now do this year.

Post your D1 baseball accomplishments first.

Just now, OU Sucks said:

I might have misheard, but did the guy just say "the aggies don't steal many bases"?

They don’t lie or cheat many bases either 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

did Burke just call us "the aggies"

Who's that?

SEC-Network-rednecks muted, listening to the future-call by Craig & Roger.

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