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Just now, Lat22 said:

We look like idiots. 

That's generous. We look blind. 

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    I’ve been think f about this for a minute and let me just say- I think we should go ahead and win this thing and make those slack jawed yokels heads completely explode. 

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    Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring c

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Going to 9th 4-4

Texas needs to go to the fucking breaking ball simulator. Just look like little kids seeing off speed for the first time

I take back my earlier comments that I don’t want us to win this tourney, I swear to god I think I hate every team in the SEC. 

Yep. We called it earlier in the game. Hit the ace who was throwing 97 mph FBs and wondered why they weren’t throwing more breaking pitches. Now, we’re totally incompetent against the lefty throwing breaking balls. 

The blueprint is out.
Just now, zlavydra said:

Will got a Swedish meatball and did nothing with it 

Farmer's 2-1 pitch was an absolute hanger belt high and he just beat it into the plate.

Damnit, we are so inflexible in our approach to junkballing LHP.  They seem to continually think that they're going to get a fastball that they can hit.  It doesn't happen because they don't have to throw fastballs.

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:


The blueprint is out.

Better pray our regional teams don’t have solid Saturday lefties

Just now, HuntinHorn said:


The blueprint is out.

I'm pretty sure my 4 year olds could go up there and strike us out. No fastballs and the ball probably doesn't make it to the plate. We would be swinging away. 

We are clearly the worst baseball team in the known universe.

Anyway, great inning Max. Let's walk this fucker off.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Get a lead and let Grubbs finish. Don't let them see Volantis until Omaha. 

If we get a lead the game is over. 

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

you keep saying this

Well I still feel that way.

1 minute ago, Derka said:

outstanding inning. now let’s walk this off.

what about the last umpteen at bats gives any indication we are going to see a pitch that is yardable?

I hate the hitting the chest and saying "my bad" after every shitty swing a Texas batter takes.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Same pitch over and over and over.

It’s so baffling 

Just now, The Longest Horn said:

Gonna be a battle of who’s pitcher hangs a breaking ball first 

God damn it. So fucking close. 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Max couldn’t stand to take a walk.

Galvan would have struck out anyways

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

That was our chance 

Idk I think we get another

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