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    I’ve been think f about this for a minute and let me just say- I think we should go ahead and win this thing and make those slack jawed yokels heads completely explode. 

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    Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring c

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Just now, dcar00 said:

most of the time Farmer looks like he has zero plan when he gets to the plate.

But dose eyes 

Fuck 1-2

2 pitches 3 feet outside that Gasparino flinched on.  He'll bite at low and away.  Watch.

1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

You mean, the other guy who Ks all the time?

Just one other guy?

Anyway...on to the 11th.

Gaspo??? You were falling out of the batters box to get to that pitch? What the ever loving crap

Will continues to strike out on low, away and outside.

1 minute ago, Hondo said:

2 pitches 3 feet outside that Gasparino flinched on.  He'll bite at low and away.  Watch.

he always swings and strikes out at pitches at that location

Edited by txexlonghorn23

Does the team not ever watch Volantis pitch? You'd think practicing against him would help...

sweet jesus,  we have absolutely zero clue.  Tenn doesn't need to throw 3 pitches over the plate ever.

Gasparino chasing shit low and outside that isnt reachable even with his frame never ceases to amaze

3 awful at bats, you could see that exact pitch for a strikeout coming for Gasparino a mile away. Holy fuck somebody needs to send him a highlight reel of him doing that

Edited by The Longest Horn

Boys be name “Will” and don’t do shit 

 

FUCK!!!!

2 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

he always swings and strikes out at that pitch.

Yeah, but when they miss, he hammers it for a homerun. So I guess there is that. 

Edited by Dahobbs

4 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Although he's from Milwaukee 

Nate Sneadowicz? 

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

he always swings and strikes out at that pitch.

and he flies wide open, it's not even a good cut.

I would not have put Grubbs back out there but hopefully he gets it done

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We need to money whip a great hitting coach. We suck at laying off absolute dogshit 

Yep. I am more than ready for Tulo to move the fuck on

You would think that the number of pitches we take would indicate good eyes at the plate, but then we just swing and miss at pitches out of zone anyway 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We need to money whip a great hitting coach. We suck at laying off absolute dogshit 

Our hitting coach is our head coach.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Yeah, but when they miss, he hammers it for a homerun. So I guess there is that. 

Has he done that since April?

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