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    I’ve been think f about this for a minute and let me just say- I think we should go ahead and win this thing and make those slack jawed yokels heads completely explode. 

  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring c

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

You stirred it with your finger?

a man with a mullet and mustache is wearing a yellow shirt .

If it's that kinda party I'll put my dick in the mashed potatos

Chilis salsa is the coors light of salsa. It hits all the boxes to qualify as salsa and that’s it. Whatever, I’ll eat it.

Their “skillet queso” is strange tasting garbage. It has a tang to it that is not welcome to any reasonable pallet and certainly not welcome to anyone anticipating the cheesy and creamy goodness that is even baseline decent queso. I swear it’s like they take the powdered cheese from an easy Mac package and spread it around right before serving. 

4 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I have NO idea why or how, and I do not question it, but Chilis has the best damn salsa on earth. 

Since they are still around, too, Bennigan's has the best Monte Cristo sandwich I've ever tried.

Maybe should wear your sunglasses, doofus 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Maybe should wear your sunglasses, doofus 

he identifies as Schu

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Maybe should wear your sunglasses, doofus 

What an unfortunate closeup of his shoddy play!  Lulz.

 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

????? probably only Aggie would give a shit. I sure don’t. It matters not to me if we are a three or a two seed inna regional.  I would prefer to throw people who have never seen the light of day in the bullpen and get an early exit and rest up.    I think that is a logical way to approach the tournament in your situation and the gator situation.

If somebody needs to win the thing to get to Omaha, be my guest, throw your ace and try to win it.   But trying to win it when you don’t have to seems stupid to me.   If it made the difference in you hosting, that’s fine.  That’s a big enough advantage in the regional to take seriously.  But if you have to have a host regional to win the thing, you probably aren’t making any noise in Omaha anyway.

you're held to a different standard

we're new here - management is looking for us to drive ratings this weekend

15 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Since they are still around, too, Bennigan's has the best Monte Cristo sandwich I've ever tried.

they invented the motherfucker

and there are 2 stores remaining: borger & monahans

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they invented the motherfucker

and there are 2 stores remaining: borger & monahans

Several locations in other states, internationally, and they claim they're expanding to new countries, too.

35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why can’t these SEC players button their jerseys?

New entry for bingo card.

3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

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3 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Categorize it as best from a chain that isn't Mexican food, I don't care. Its great and it does not make sense. 

MSG

37 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why can’t these SEC players button their jerseys?

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It's not as bad as summer in Tokyo, Japan (80s F with 80% humidity and NO wind!), but maybe they think doing that makes them feel like they're doing something to deal with how humid it feels there.

they invented the motherfucker
and there are 2 stores remaining: borger & monahans

It’s been a few years, but the Monahans location was quite serviceable for the area and if memory serves, it was the best restaurant in town.
2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Gata gets a bit of insurance.

I think South Carolina wants to hang out at Myrtle Beach and not go to Omaha.  

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

I think South Carolina wants to hang out at Myrtle Beach and not go to Omaha.  

They are gonna cheer for Coastal.

21 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Gata HR sticks it to the cocks.

One out and a guy on second. Gator needs another.

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Their salsa isn’t #1 but their tortilla chips are

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Bama did not let us down and lose a game to Mizzou.  Aggy stands alone in its misery.

As it should.

6 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I have NO idea why or how, and I do not question it, but Chilis has the best damn salsa on earth. 

boo shit 

24 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Gata first baseman better get a good degree from school.

As a team, we are more of a TEMU spinning wheel than a set lineup. The hitting and pitching are stepping up, but there is only so much we can do about the defense shifting into suck because of position changes and a lack of playing together.  

not sure, but I think we are 16 and 3 in the last 6 SEC series and tourney.  Everything that happens after today is just lagniappe.  

 

I get it, I'm sure you have seen our 3rd base play this year.  We all have our days where things just don't go right.  We've all seen it, Farmer, Borba, Schu, etc.

I believe Florida has this wrapped up.  In other news, aggy wins a fictional game 1 tonight against Miss St and will force a game 2 with them again tmrw morning.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

When we went to fayettnam in the RV with Wulaw we went and had a dinner at a fine restaurant, spent about 125-150 a head in fayettnam which is some really high end shit. We walked outside and wulaw was looking not great, I was liquored up and ready to go try to convince a young coed to come back to the RV. We are walking down the street and wulaw proceeds to projectile vomit all over the street. We promptly ordered an uber and gave him water and threw him in the uber and went out without him. lol

@RGBIII can fill in the missing details.

That is 100% accurate unlike Sydney’s lies and provocations. 

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I assume that you licked your finger first to establish dominance of and control over your custom concoction.  Otherwise, why not use the silverware?  Either way, using your finger is nasty, but if you are going to do something, do it all the way.

I’m almost positive I used the spoon to stir and then licked said spoon. 

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Mexican Inn has the best chips ever

Those aren’t even chips. Chip strips.

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

The funniest part is I reread the thread and listened to the podcast we recorded upon return and you were passed out dead to the world lol. 

As I said- 100% accurate. 
it bothers me somewhat that people can exaggerate some of my behavior. I live as a cautionary tale projectile vomiting in opposing locales and driving RV’s into overpasses and taking pictures of sex tents. If there was truth to any of that nonsense I’d admit to something involving queso at a table. I mean, what, that’s going to be the thing I lie about?    

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

delete user ban thread

https://bennigans.com/locations/

I had no idea these were still around, but I guess they kinda aren't. It looks like some other company bought the Bennigan and Steak & Ale names after they went out of business and have since reopened.

But hell, I'd still try one if they had any around here.

You fuckers, now I want a Monte Cristo

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As far as Chili's, I don't think I've had it in 5+ years and am afraid to go back and be disappointed. Loved that shit in high school.

I just found out that they took the corn on the cob away from the chicken crispers.

BTW, what the hell is a Bennigans on the Fly?

My original guess was that they had opened up some reduced menu locations at airports or something but pulling up a couple of the addresses, one is a Denny's and one is a Seafood Restaurant.

None identify as a Bennigan's on Google Maps. What kind of shady shit are these guys up to?

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5 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Cheddar's has a Monte Cristo, but... it isn't very good.

Cheddar's has gone down hill.

But at least they brought back the free beef in the queso.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

As a team, we are more of a TEMU spinning wheel than a set lineup. The hitting and pitching are stepping up, but there is only so much we can do about the defense shifting into suck because of position changes and a lack of playing together.  

not sure, but I think we are 16 and 3 in the last 6 SEC series and tourney.  Everything that happens after today is just lagniappe.  

 

Do you think we did enough to host or do we need to beat Ole Miss tomorrow?

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