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7 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

BTW, what the hell is a Bennigans on the Fly?

My original guess was that they had opened up some reduced menu locations at airports or something but pulling up a couple of the addresses, one is a Denny's and one is a Seafood Restaurant.

None identify as a Bennigan's on Google Maps. What kind of shady shit are these guys up to?

Airport bennigans. Door dash ghost kitchens

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    I’ve been think f about this for a minute and let me just say- I think we should go ahead and win this thing and make those slack jawed yokels heads completely explode. 

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    Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring c

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2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Airport bennigans. Door dash ghost kitchens

Oh gross. You've got like 10 minutes to eat a monte cristo before it coagulates.

No way am I touching one that sat in a delivery bag for 30 minutes.

Much less paying double for the privilege.

In place of the postponed game, the stream I'm watching now has Pitt-Louisville in the 1st Round ACC tourney.

They're now tied at 11-11 Top 9th.  Lulz.

8 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

But at least they brought back the free beef in the queso.

Is that a euphemism 

3 hours ago, BlackCat said:

Chilis salsa is the coors light of salsa. It hits all the boxes to qualify as salsa and that’s it. Whatever, I’ll eat it.

Their “skillet queso” is strange tasting garbage. It has a tang to it that is not welcome to any reasonable pallet and certainly not welcome to anyone anticipating the cheesy and creamy goodness that is even baseline decent queso. I swear it’s like they take the powdered cheese from an easy Mac package and spread it around right before serving. 

The “tang” of skillet queso is ranch style beans with American cheese melted into it. 
 

seriously; try it at home and you’re like 90% there. 
 

source: I grew up poor. 

24 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

Do you think we did enough to host or do we need to beat Ole Miss tomorrow?

I have no idea.  I obviously would love to host, but I in no way I think we deserve to. 1-11 should count for something.

12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have no idea.  I obviously would love to host, but I in no way I think we deserve to. 1-11 should count for something.

Sure, but the other side of that was what, 14-4? Plus series wins over FSU and Miami?

RPI is up to 12 now.

Edited by gatormarc

Oh, I get it.  We are one of the hottest teams in baseball right now.   But I kind of feel that to host you have to have a stronger body of work instead of just getting hot at the end.

Don’t get me wrong, I will take an SECSECSEC bump if we can get it.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring cream into a coffee, without even pausing his conversation, and then using his finger to slowly stir it together. His finger. On a table littered with silverware. While he mocked the notion that Texas would need more than 20k in NIL funds. It was like watching Brando do a Col. Kurtz monologue. 

I just can't. 

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13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh, I get it.  We are one of the hottest teams in baseball right now.   But I kind of feel that to host you have to have a stronger body of work instead of just getting hot at the end.

Don’t get me wrong, I will take an SECSECSEC bump if we can get it.

I'm not thinking a high seed or anything, but look at the teams being thrown around for 15th and 16th seeds.

Tennessee, TCU, Georgia Tech, NCState, etc.

It's a close call.

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54 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

It can be if you want it to be.

 

37 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have no idea.  I obviously would love to host, but I in no way I think we deserve to. 1-11 should count for something.

 

27 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

Sure, but the other side of that was what, 14-4? Plus series wins over FSU and Miami?

RPI is up to 12 now.

 

24 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh, I get it.  We are one of the hottest teams in baseball right now.   But I kind of feel that to host you have to have a stronger body of work instead of just getting hot at the end.

Don’t get me wrong, I will take an SECSECSEC bump if we can get it.

 

11 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I'm not thinking a high seed or anything, but look at the teams being thrown around for 15th and 16th seeds.

Tennessee, TCU, Georgia Tech, NCState, etc.

It's a close call.

 

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Your typing fingers to God’s eyes.

 

Jesus christ dudes, get a room.  Preferably one where we don't have to watch. 

 

3 minutes ago, hornian said:

Jesus christ dudes, get a room.  Preferably one where we don't have to watch. 

Would you like to watch?

2 minutes ago, hornian said:

 

Jesus christ dudes, get a room.  Preferably one where we don't have to watch. 

 

if you can stomach a thread where people talk about loving chilies food, you can damn sure stomach this.

30 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

Sure, but the other side of that was what, 14-4? Plus series wins over FSU and Miami?

RPI is up to 12 now.

I just want to point out that in 2023 we won the Big 12 and then got shipped out to Miami to be a 2 seed. Yet Florida might host finishing 15-15 in the SEC.

It's crazy. But I guess we are in the privileged club now at least.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It's crazy.

*bullshit

19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

if you can stomach a thread where people talk about loving chilies food, you can damn sure stomach this.

*Chili’s’

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m almost positive I used the spoon to stir and then licked said spoon. 

Almost.  Ok, I believe you. 

But I like the finger version better.  It reminds me of supper-time hijinks growing up with three younger brothers and limited food on the table.

Mayo on a burger.  I’d rather eat Chili’s the rest of my life.  Fucking sick bastard

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Mayo on a burger.  I’d rather eat Chili’s the rest of my life.  Fucking sick bastard

What if we add garlic and call it aoili?

Shit that has nothing to do with secsec baseball talk not going away. 

1 hour ago, gatormarc said:

Sure, but the other side of that was what, 14-4? Plus series wins over FSU and Miami?

RPI is up to 12 now.

Thought I saw UCF was 3-0 versus the ACC/SEC with about a 20 run differential.  Top 8 seed worthy?

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Airport bennigans. Door dash ghost kitchens

I’m at the airport, I’m getting Door Dash.

I’m at the combination Airport DoorDash

4 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Thought I saw UCF was 3-0 versus the ACC/SEC with about a 20 run differential.  Top 8 seed worthy?

They're 6-6 against Texas schools too, so yeah, let's do it.

Did UF move up in the RPI after beating South Carolina?  The same USC that was 0-4 versus the ACC and outscored 31-16.  Best non-con wins over Charleston and South Carolina Upstate.  Lost 3 games by 17 or more.  Got outscored by the Aggies 40-19.  Gave up 46 to Auburn in 3 games.  That South Carolina?

4 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Did UF move up in the RPI after beating South Carolina?  The same USC that was 0-4 versus the ACC and outscored 31-16.  Best non-con wins over Charleston and South Carolina Upstate.  Lost 3 games by 17 or more.  Got outscored by the Aggies 40-19.  Gave up 46 to Auburn in 3 games.  That South Carolina?

I was looking at the Warren Nolen RPI and no, I guess it's still the RPI from 2 days ago. UF moved up 1 from taking 2 of 3 from Bama.

49 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Shit that has nothing to do with secsec baseball talk not going away. 

Mayonnaise has a lot to do with the SEC

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Mayonnaise has a lot to do with the SEC

So the SEC is mayo on your waffles at Waffle House.

Be sure to enjoy that!  Lulz.

4 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

So the SEC is mayo on your waffles at Waffle House.

Be sure to enjoy that!  Lulz.

I can guarantee you at some point I've eaten that. Weed is a magical drug. 

So what happened to the Mississippi State vs A&M game? Why did it get moved to tomorrow?

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

So what happened to the Mississippi State vs A&M game? Why did it get moved to tomorrow?

They looked at the weather radar and saw what was coming, and didn't want to have a long night.

calling bullshit on the "weather"

the great enshittening includes a total inability to interpret weather radar data

the timestamps are central time, i.e., hoover gumperama

7pm:

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8pm:

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830pm:

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9pm:

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930pm:

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10pm::

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1030pm:

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11pm:

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can anyone say "rona forfeit"?

4 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

I’m at the airport, I’m getting Door Dash.

I’m at the combination Airport DoorDash

3 people in America caught that

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

calling bullshit on the "weather"

the great enshittening includes a total inability to interpret weather radar data

the timestamps are central time, i.e., hoover gumperama

7pm:

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8pm:

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830pm:

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9pm:

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930pm:

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10pm::

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1030pm:

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11pm:

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can anyone say "rona forfeit"?

 

Entertaining argument about it on SECRant:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/day-1--sec-baseball-tournament-/118682738/page-8/

14 hours ago, immamac said:

When we went to fayettnam in the RV with Wulaw we went and had a dinner at a fine restaurant, spent about 125-150 a head in fayettnam which is some really high end shit. We walked outside and wulaw was looking not great, I was liquored up and ready to go try to convince a young coed to come back to the RV. We are walking down the street and wulaw proceeds to projectile vomit all over the street. We promptly ordered an uber and gave him water and threw him in the uber and went out without him. lol

@RGBIII can fill in the missing details.

I did the same thing in the stadium that weekend. Figuratively speaking. 

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

calling bullshit on the "weather"

the great enshittening includes a total inability to interpret weather radar data

the timestamps are central time, i.e., hoover gumperama

It's not just rain.  They predicted hail and lightning along with high winds and even large tornados.  Any lightning detected within (I think) 10 miles triggers a delay, and the game probably wouldn't have even started before 8:30 PM.

Personally, I like the idea of A&M having to play two back to back today if they somehow win game one.

It’s not an SEC baseball tournament in Hoover without a weather delay. Hence why I kind of miss the Big 12 at Bricktown. It’s part of the summer sports season!

(And Omaha, and OKC for the WCWS) 

aggy suppose to play this morning and good news for them is they aren’t playing Liberty.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Personally, I like the idea of A&M having to play two back to back today if they somehow win game one.

I think they already said they wouldn't try to play 5 today and moved that late game to tomorrow 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I think they already said they wouldn't try to play 5 today and moved that late game to tomorrow 

Well that sucks

Wow. That was a shitty play by the miss state RF. Jeez

And then followed by a shitty play by the 2B that alligator armed a ground ball.

State really flashing the leather this inning

Damn MSU is really sucking. Just Hit batter with bases loaded.

aggy up 2-0 , bases loaded, 1 out Top 2

17 minutes ago, WBT said:

I think they already said they wouldn't try to play 5 today and moved that late game to tomorrow 

That's silly -- They're going to look really Stupid, again, if a couple of the games today finish in 2 hours or less.  Lulz.

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