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33 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

We're rooting for Bama here right? 

I want a 19 inning game where everybody throws at least 80 pitches.

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    I’ve been think f about this for a minute and let me just say- I think we should go ahead and win this thing and make those slack jawed yokels heads completely explode. 

  • SydneyCarton
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    Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring c

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18 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I want a 19 inning game where there is a weather delay every 30 minutes and everybody throws at least 80 pitches.

Fixed, one can wish. 

Tennessee up 4-1, Bama goes to the bullpen.

That was some shift by Bama where the pitcher had to cover 3rd on a single up the middle.

48 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why do white midwesterners think black olives are a staple ingredient of tex mex?

because Taco Bell.

If the SEC is going to stick with letting all 16 teams into this tournament it would be cool if they adopted a style similar to what the Southland did this year. Have 4 double elimination regionals hosted by your top 4 seeds. Then have another double elimination regional in Hoover the next weekend to decide the champion between the 4 regional winners.

You would have to end the season a week earlier to do it but I think that format would be pretty cool. 

58 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why do white midwesterners think black olives are a staple ingredient of tex mex?

I think it's the same addled thinking that drives them to put beans in chili.

5 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Looks like we face Doyle?

Yep. I would like Alabama to make this a game and force Tennessee to use at least one top bullpen arm. Otherwise, it’s not really an issue for Tennessee, as Doyle has been the better starting pitcher for the Vols even though he’s the Saturday/second starter. 

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22 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

because Taco Bell.

I don't hate black olives on top of a seven layer dip...but that's about it. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

Green olives in a pescado a la veracruzana are good as fuck.

The black olives are probably 70s white people conflating Mediterranean and Mexican and it just stuck.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Green olives in a pescado a la veracruzana are good as fuck.

The black olives are probably 70s white people conflating Mediterranean and Mexican and it just stuck.

Plenty of Carribean and South American picadillos use black olives.

Bama RF couldn’t see the ball because sunglasses were on his hat.  Good job Forrest.

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I didn’t see the Tennessee 3rd base coach put the stop on.  Isn’t two hands up?

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Are the game times tomorrow bumped any because of the aggy weather delay last night? 

Just now, NorthLoop said:

Are the game times tomorrow bumped any because of the aggy weather delay last night? 

I think they are gonna sneak it in before ours since it’s only two games tomorrow 

4 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

So was Sirloin Stockade/Golden Corral. 

At least GM Steakhouse came with free verbal-abuse, unless you verbally-abused them first.  Lulz.

Platters came with a heap of fries, and abuse. Did you know you could get a free refill on the fries?

One of the more fun jobs I had while in school. 

6 hours ago, RGBIII said:

a. I fucking love chilis...I know, its a major shocker that a suburban fat Dad loves a triple dipper. Sue me. Chilis does offer free chips and salsa if you are a member btw, just need to sign in with a phone number

b. I love skillet queso but I really don't think it belongs in the queso category. Its closer to a chili than a real queso. Still delicious

c. how dare you remind me of this

 

I can 100% confirm this is what happened. Only differences was I believed he used a chip instead of a finger. Also I remember the 20k but I mainly remember trying to get the walk ons 1k each or something of the sort

I don't remember the exact conversation that led to the pouring of the queso but in my PTSD nightmares you are staring me in the eyes while you do it...

There is a direct link between what happened to Kitty Genovese and what happened at that Mexican restaurant that day

We took bone marrow jameson shots, then Wulaw puked out black bile like he was expelling a demonic entity

Nothing about that trip was good. I said that game was the second worst thing to ever happen on 9/11

I too lie about crimes I commit against humanity

I made it to the point that they put in Casey Thompson, then I said fuck this and tried to leave. Got up too quick and too drunk and absolutely took a full header down the bleachers

Using the chip to stir?  Absolutely sounds like something I would do.  Using my finger?  Completely and totally unclassy.  Thank you for setting that record straight.  The 20k thing and walk on's is a good call- I think the point was- if we can figure out a preferred walk on- why not get him 20k to be the equivalent of a scholarship player who doesn't have to pay for school. Much like I was trying to find 50k to steal the OU WR from them- yes- I was absolutely in to do something I could personally make happen and when yall had the idea that you did to make it this big I said- that's outside of my skill set- good luck to yall.  Yall accomplished it and that's so amazing- I'm proud to know yall and think that yall probably did more for the football program than all but maybe 30 or 50 living alumni.  Hats off. 100%. 

My point is- I'm not lying about anything queso related- and I would have absolutely not poured the queso into the salsa- everyone knows you pour the salsa into the queso- that I've done 100 times in my life.  Anything else would and should be considered fake news. 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Is there a Bennigan's still in existence? I don't remember their honey mustard, but I remember their Monte Cristo being awesome. The great thing about that place was that they were open until 2am. We'd finish a shift across I-35 and then they were just a u-turn underneath the freeway away. 

The Bennigan's closest to me on 1960 in Houston had like 2 shootings over the course of a month.  Shit gets serious when Monte Christos are involved.

Also- I stand by being mystified that yall can't understand adding salsa to queso that is too cheesy.  Do you mock people who mix in rotel with Velveeta?  Ground beef or guacamole like chuy's awesomness?  what about a quirt of Chulula?  Like I can't even fathom why this is an odd thing at all. I even thought I had permission when I said "this is too cheesy-anyone mind and hefted the salsa up and got no response."

As a (probably) Aspy I can't fathom how yall don't get this, but there is a lot about the world that puzzles me, so I suppose you can just add this to the list.  

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The Bennigan's closest to me on 1960 in Houston had like 2 shootings over the course of a month.  Shit gets serious when Monte Christos are involved.

Also- I stand by being mystified that yall can't understand adding salsa to queso that is too cheesy.  Do you mock people who mix in rotel with Velveeta?  Ground beef or guacamole like chuy's awesomness?  what about a quirt of Chulula?  Like I can't even fathom why this is an odd thing at all. I even thought I had permission when I said "this is too cheesy-anyone mind and hefted the salsa up and got no response."

As a (probably) Aspy I can't fathom how yall don't get this, but there is a lot about the world that puzzles me, so I suppose you can just add this to the list.  

I'd been to that Bennigan's on 1960 at least a few times.

55 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I'd been to that Bennigan's on 1960 at least a few times.

Lol grew up going there 

3 hours ago, chase25 said:

If the SEC is going to stick with letting all 16 teams into this tournament it would be cool if they adopted a style similar to what the Southland did this year. Have 4 double elimination regionals hosted by your top 4 seeds. Then have another double elimination regional in Hoover the next weekend to decide the champion between the 4 regional winners.

You would have to end the season a week earlier to do it but I think that format would be pretty cool. 

Just get rid of the tournament entirely 

4 hours ago, chase25 said:

If the SEC is going to stick with letting all 16 teams into this tournament it would be cool if they adopted a style similar to what the Southland did this year. Have 4 double elimination regionals hosted by your top 4 seeds. Then have another double elimination regional in Hoover the next weekend to decide the champion between the 4 regional winners.

You would have to end the season a week earlier to do it but I think that format would be pretty cool. 

Yeah like the sec will let every team get 2 or 3 additional losses. 
 

The current format is what they want, bubble teams able to get a tourney win without having to beat a top team to do it. 

lulz . . . out of the blue the announcers are dropping softball bombs on A&M.

38 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Just get rid of the tournament entirely 

Guys...nobody is going to get rid of conference tournaments.

And surly will continue to discuss how dumb they are. Keep fighting the fight though. 

This Georgia pitcher may be one of the ugliest humans Ive ever seen and I once lived in Azle, Texas

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I think it's the same addled thinking that drives them to put beans in chili.

And chili on spaghetti

2 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

And chili on spaghetti

team america vomit GIF

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Georgia eliminated by OU.  Boot to the heart.
 

That game was full of dooooshbags on both sides. Fuck ou but fuck Georgia and the announcers talking about them making a run at our #1 seed. Whooops assholes. 

40 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have a feeling Oklahoma is going to Omaha this year.

Yeah? Well I have a feeling they suck.

56 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

And surly will continue to discuss how dumb they are. Keep fighting the fight though. 

It is my annual tradition every May. Spring just doesn’t feel complete otherwise.

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

That game was full of dooooshbags on both sides. Fuck ou but fuck Georgia and the announcers talking about them making a run at our #1 seed. Whooops assholes. 

Georgia was never getting the 1 seed. We swept them and finished way ahead of them in conference. 

Midnight baseball on a Wednesday night. Bet they have a huge crowd for this one.

The sec really likes smelling its own farts. All this talk about the tournament being harder than cws might be true but nauseating to hear all day. 

8 hours ago, chase25 said:

If the SEC is going to stick with letting all 16 teams into this tournament it would be cool if they adopted a style similar to what the Southland did this year. Have 4 double elimination regionals hosted by your top 4 seeds. Then have another double elimination regional in Hoover the next weekend to decide the champion between the 4 regional winners.

You would have to end the season a week earlier to do it but I think that format would be pretty cool. 

 

lot of 'meaningless' games to burn up arms and players before the college playoffs 

get rid of all conference championships / tournaments. just stat the playoffs 

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