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10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

lot of 'meaningless' games to burn up arms and players before the college playoffs 

get rid of all conference championships / tournaments. just stat the playoffs 

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    I’ve been think f about this for a minute and let me just say- I think we should go ahead and win this thing and make those slack jawed yokels heads completely explode. 

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    Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring c

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What kind of shenanigans we talkin bout, capn?

I know I know, late to the party… but aggy can get an auto bid to regionals if they win a tournament that the top 5/6 dont really care to play…11 conference wins aggy???   seems like an odd format.

On 5/20/2025 at 8:05 PM, gatormarc said:

Do you think we did enough to host or do we need to beat Ole Miss tomorrow?

Old Miss 3-1 over Gators….it is what it is.

15 minutes ago, Rholl said:

I know I know, late to the party… but aggy can get an auto bid to regionals if they win a tournament that the top 5/6 dont really care to play…11 conference wins aggy???   seems like an odd format.

No different from any other conference tournament in any sport with auto-bids to the NCAAs.

1 hour ago, Rholl said:

I know I know, late to the party… but aggy can get an auto bid to regionals if they win a tournament that the top 5/6 dont really care to play…11 conference wins aggy???   seems like an odd format.

Of they win 5 games in a row over better teams, the last 4 at a disadvantage for rest and pitching.  

3 hours ago, Rholl said:

I know I know, late to the party… but aggy can get an auto bid to regionals if they win a tournament that the top 5/6 dont really care to play…11 conference wins aggy???   seems like an odd format.

Auburn will end the show tonight. 

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Old Miss 3-1 over Gators….it is what it is.

Yeah... couldn't watch any of it because the game didn't start until like 10:30.

Looks like we made several fielding errors last night.

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Auburn will end the show tonight. 

*This afternoon. 
Game starts at noon.

7 hours ago, Rholl said:

I know I know, late to the party… but aggy can get an auto bid to regionals if they win a tournament that the top 5/6 dont really care to play…11 conference wins aggy???   seems like an odd format.

This is kind of like saying Texas should be discounted champions because of schedule and home games.
 

If you can rattle off 5 straight SEC wins in 5 days, you should be in the post season. 

32 minutes ago, Texas Fight said:

This is kind of like saying Texas should be discounted champions because of schedule and home games.
 

If you can rattle off 5 straight SEC wins in 5 days, you should be in the post season. 

They won't though.

Damn they beat a shitty Mississippi State team and suddenly Surly has crowned them champs.

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They won't though.

Damn they beat a shitty Mississippi State team and suddenly Surly has crowned them champs.

Doering and the chick who went to SCar (name is escaping me for a second) were doing it on SEC This Morning as well. Mississippi did it that one time, and some idiot after the game claimed that he loved Earley more than life its own self, so now ATM walks through the SEC tournament and then rips through to the CWS and a national title.

It’s only been 12+ years for the SEC honks with ATM. I guess at some point down the line these idiots will take a minute and realize that they’re playing Charlie Brown to ATM’s Lucy with the football. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Doering and the chick who went to SCar (name is escaping me for a second) were doing it on SEC This Morning as well. Mississippi did it that one time, and some idiot after the game claimed that he loved Earley more than life its own self, so now ATM walks through the SEC tournament and then rips through to the CWS and a national title.

It’s only been 12+ years for the SEC honks with ATM. I guess at some point down the line these idiots will take a minute and realize that they’re playing Charlie Brown to ATM’s Lucy with the football. 

My favorite was last night during the Ole Miss - Florida game when the dude doing PBP was talking about the aggies and referred to them as "the surging aggies"?

Really? Based on their one win?

Or maybe he was also impressed by them taking one of three in Athens last weekend. 

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11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

My favorite was last night during the Ole Miss - Florida game when the dude doing PBP was talking about the aggies and referred to them as "the surging aggies"?

Really? Based on their one win?

Or maybe he was also impressed by them taking one of three in Athens last weekend. 

In theory he is correct.  The previous weekend they went winless, then 1 of 3, and now 1 of 1.  Clickity clack. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Doering and the chick who went to SCar (name is escaping me for a second) were doing it on SEC This Morning as well. Mississippi did it that one time, and some idiot after the game claimed that he loved Earley more than life its own self, so now ATM walks through the SEC tournament and then rips through to the CWS and a national title.

It’s only been 12+ years for the SEC honks with ATM. I guess at some point down the line these idiots will take a minute and realize that they’re playing Charlie Brown to ATM’s Lucy with the football. 

Ha ha they got completely clowned in nearly all sports in year 12. Whoop

I love how this is lining up if we win and everything falls into place. We would get to beat two of the top conference teams we didn't play during the season (Tennessee and Vanderbilt) and if we make it through, potentially revenge on Arkansas in the title game. I know its just a warmup for ncaa's and doesn't really matter, but man it would be fun to win it to put an exclamation mark on the SEC season and leave nobody any room to talk.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

No game this morning? Seems a waste.

aggy and auburn start at 11:00am

5 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

aggy and auburn start at 11:00am

The way it seems to rain so much at this Hoover hole this time of year, they should start games at the crack of dawn.

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13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

No game this morning? Seems a waste.

I’m expected to work in the morning? No

Yeah. I like that. Test our depth a bit. I am confident we can win with these guys.

22 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah. I like that. Test our depth a bit. I am confident we can win with these guys.

I’m as confident a Texas bball fan as any and I feel this is a throwaway game for schloss to get experience for some guys and lose. Go get some rest and avoid injury. Hope to be wrong as I think we can win if the offense can score some runs. 

18 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

and I would have absolutely not poured the queso into the salsa- everyone knows you pour the salsa into the queso

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Earley to his aggy team:

“we’re gonna play until somebody tells us we can no longer play”

What a leader, so inspirational 

 

Just now, B00M said:

Earley to his aggy team:

“we’re gonna play until somebody tells us we can no longer play”

What a leader, so inspirational 

 

I think I heard my 6yo say that the other day

The SEC honks talk up aggy because they don't fear them.  They don't respect them and they don't really care about the bumpkins from College Station.  They absolutely FEAR Texas though.  Probably more than they should because they've crafted a grand conspiratorial narrative that Texas is going to just lay waste to the college athletics landscape and nobody will have a chance to compete.  It's laughable, but I do love to listen to them piss their pants daily on the Paul Finebaum daily slop show brought to you by retarded gas bags.

Did the announcer just say that Jeff Kent was the greatest offensive second baseman to ever play, or did I hear that wrong?

Auburn P just stepping on own dick. Hit lead off batter for aggy. I want aggy to lose just so I don't have to see the constant shots of Jeff Kent's dumbass

59 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

I’m as confident a Texas bball fan as any and I feel this is a throwaway game for schloss to get experience for some guys and lose. Go get some rest and avoid injury. Hope to be wrong as I think we can win if the offense can score some runs. 

Yeah well we were in the same mode against OU and we still won on Saturday.

Besides most of the other teams have the same mentality. And we have two weeks really between the end of the regular season the the Regionals. Unless you are injured or something I am not sure who needs to lay on the couch for that long. How much rest do we need? Is one or two baseball games really that exhausting for baseball players?

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14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Did the announcer just say that Jeff Kent was the greatest offensive second baseman to ever play, or did I hear that wrong?

I heard it. 

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Did the announcer just say that Jeff Kent was the greatest offensive second baseman to ever play, or did I hear that wrong?

What he meant was, "Kaeden Kent plays in the SEC, which makes his dad the greatest offensive second baseman to ever play." 

aggy really struggles with confident lefty P hopefully this guy can eat up innings. 

27 minutes ago, B00M said:

Earley to his aggy team:

“we’re gonna play until somebody tells us we can no longer play”

What a leader, so inspirational 

 

 

25 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I think I heard my 6yo say that the other day

It’s certainly a 6yo mindset.

“I’ll keep playing outside until my parents call me in to stop.”

Wouldn't it be amazing if Texas and aggy both made it to the final and Texas sent them home and ruined their AQ chance? That would be the ultimate analogy to the above mindset. 

Just now, NorthLoop said:

Lavioliette may have just broken his hand

HBP? I thought he swung. 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Lavioliette may have just broken his hand

ya hasnt even moved it at all.. somehow staying in

edit: now being pitch ran.. probably the last time he plays for aggy

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah. I like that. Test our depth a bit. I am confident we can win with these guys.

Also important to make opponents to try to kill themselves trying to find video, even high school video, of pitchers that haven't pitched much this season.

"Goodbye and Good Luck." 

#TEX

Lulz. 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Lavioliette may have just broken his hand

I think he did. 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Lavioliette may have just broken his hand

Welp. Yep, his career at A&M is over. Not that it’s that much earlier than it would have been. 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

HBP? I thought he swung. 

Yep, should have been a strike. 

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Welp. Yep, his career at A&M is over. Not that it’s that much earlier than it would have been. 

Yep, should have been a strike. 

lesson learned: never tie yourself to an assistant coach hire

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

lesson learned: never tie yourself to an assistant coach hire

At this point, we know that was BS.  They got a huge fucking bag to stay. 

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12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Lavioliette may have just broken his hand

Another Lesson: Wear a Jeff Bagwell mega-padded-glove on your lead batting hand to avoid season-ending/long-recovery broken-hand injuries.

It only took twice for it to happen for Jeff to finally change and put on the damn mega-padded-glove since pitchers tried to bust him inside with pitches all the time. Or was it 3 times?

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15 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I think he did. 

Job Bob (North Dallas Forty) says "fuck him"

 

6 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Another Lesson: Wear a Jeff Bagwell mega-padded-glove on your lead batting hand to avoid season-ending/long-recovery broken-hand injuries.

It only took twice for it to happen for Jeff to finally change and put on the damn mega-padded-glove since pitchers tried to bust him inside with pitches all the time. Or was it 3 times?

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Point taken....but in this case, Lord Tubbington's was on the back paw.

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