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#851

this announcers accent is an abomination, and it is insane that someone is paying this man to call a soccer match.

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#853

Gyorkores!!! Set Piece FC baby!! COYG!! 🔴

oh and another assist for Gabriel. LFG.

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#856

wow, that was some great team defending to keep us out there. great move though.

#859
Just now, Derka said:

WHAT. A. COUNTER!!!! Beautiful!! COYG!!! 🔴

That' long pass from G-man was crazy good.

#860

"And that's diverted for a you-know-what, an Arsenal corner."

"Wot, cahn this Arsenal sayd noht dooh?"

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#861

THICK scottish accent and he speaks fast as shit. he’s not lowell galindo bad, but jesus, he’s up there.

#862
18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That' long pass from G-man was crazy good.

The halftime crew things that might have been intended for Eze in the middle but that's OK.

#870
1 hour ago, Derka said:

uh oh, gyorkores subbed off.

The only other striker we have ATM is an academy kid who made his 1st appearance in the cabararayayaro cup. Hopefully saving Vic’s energy, given we have CL Tuesday and much harder match with Sunderland next Saturday. We looked much less dangerous when he wasn’t on the pitch. His relentless physicality and constant running in behind creates so much for everyone else. 

Just need to get to the interlull and then hopefully Kai and Manduake are back. 

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#871
7,543 likes, 66 comments - meninblazers on November 1, 2025: "Arsenal have not conceded a goal for 11 hours and 26 minutes ⛔️ S️even straight shutouts. Defensive domination 🧱".

 

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#872
No midfielder has created more chances than Declan Rice in the Premier League in 2025 ✨(via @WhoScored)

 

#876

The optimist in me is saying Arteta is laying the groundwork for Gyökeres to miss the round of internationals (pre-existing injury). 

The pessimist, well, I told him to STFU. 

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#878
4 G/A in his last 5 games with 0 goals conceded. Obscene.

 

#879
2 hours ago, Derka said:
4 G/A in his last 5 games with 0 goals conceded. Obscene.

 

The King of Brazil. 👑

#880
Notable absentees from Arsenal training this afternoon:Kepa Arrizabalaga ❌Martin Ødegaard ❌Gabriel Jesus ❌Gabriel Martinelli ❌Viktor Gyökeres ❌Noni Madueke ❌Kai Havertz ❌

 

No Gyokeres at training today, or Kepa. Zubimendi is involved, but is obviously suspended tomorrow night. None of the long-term absentees back yet.

 

 

Rice is 1 yellow away from being suspended as well.   I was hoping Arsenal could sit him for the Prague match, as our next match is Bayern. 

#884

He didnt travel with the team.   So we are once again down to Trossard or Meriono as our option at the 9.    Wonderful.    Honestly, fuck it, put that maniac Califiore up top and see what he can do.  

#885
🚨 Viktor Gyokeres & Gabriel Martinelli out until after international break. Arsenal hoping to get both back in time for NLD on Nov 23. Martinelli left out of Brazil squad & Gyokeres undergoing further assessment on muscular injury. @theathleticfc.bsky.social https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6776172

 

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27 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
🚨 Viktor Gyokeres & Gabriel Martinelli out until after international break. Arsenal hoping to get both back in time for NLD on Nov 23. Martinelli left out of Brazil squad & Gyokeres undergoing further assessment on muscular injury. @theathleticfc.bsky.social https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6776172

 

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Might be Groundhog Day. Again..,

 

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#888

Dude plays every match for Sporting the past two years. Comes here and blows a hammy in two months. 

I’m tired, Robbie. 

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