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Eze and Cap? Channeling Arsène with this XI, handbrake fully off. 

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  • Derka
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    between this ^^^, and this: and this:   i don’t give a shit what anyone else says, arteta has done an unbelievable job, he’s one of the five best managers in euro

  • Fastbreak
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    I’ve just signed an apartment deal within walking distance of Emirates Stadium. So I am officially switching my allegiance to Arsenal. I already have tickets for the friendly with Villarreal on A

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    YESSSSSSSS!   Fuck you Newcastle and that piece of shit Liverpool ref 

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West Ham has won the last 2 matches at Arsenal and Arsenal has failed to score a goal in either match 

They always play out of their minds against us (spring 2024 excepted). 

This is exactly the type of match Arsenal has dropped points to the last 3 years, which has been the difference in 2nd and first.   Arteta has never started a middle 3 that’s as front footed as this, hopefully it pays off.  

7 minutes in and Arteta is probably contemplating bringing in defenders based on the game state. 

This dude is milking the clock, JFC.   This is how it’s gonna be all game isn’t it. 

And there it is, now Odegard is injured.  

Whew, staying on. 

Well, nevermind.  He’s off FUCK

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son of a bitch. please just be a pain issue. please no structural damage. 

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Just unbelievable.   MO finally back in form and now he’s picked up another injury.    Fucking cursed team. 

Fucking offsides.   Got dammit 

Oh, Michael Oliver on VAR today.   Awesome!

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Fucking offsides.   Got dammit 

Oh, Michael Oliver on VAR today.   Awesome!

I mean yea, but if we can't thrash this fucking side well....

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the rest of the team could take a cue from our fullbacks and start driving into the box instead of passing it around the horn. 

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

passing it around the horn. 

'ello, Guv-nuh!

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we’ve had so many nice opportunities where west ham has done just enough defensively to keep us out. keep it up and we’ll push through and put this game away. 

I dont understand why this game isnt live in England? Watching in spanish.

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

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I blame his goatee 

Guess he needs to come on as a 2H sub in home matches. 

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his arm is way out wide, wtf is even a handball?!?!? because obviously i don’t know what one is.

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his arm is way out wide, wtf is even a handball?!?!?

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10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

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West Ham could pick up the ball, dribble it out of their penalty area, and that cocksucker still would not give a handball. 

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

You just know Oliver will call this off 

Well well well. Color me surprised. 

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that foul from diouf was hilariously bad.

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so he’s hit saka in the face and now he’s kicked calafiore.

Just now, Derka said:

that foul from diouf was hilariously bad.

Finally a card. WHU should be on about seven by now. 

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

SAKA!   (I wouldve let Gyokeres take it tho)

Saka gets a goal on his 200th appearance, but yes. I’d have let Big Vic take it. His work rate these past three matches has been outstanding. 

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love these subs. i figured it would just be martinelli and merino, but it’s not, it’s the hale end boys.

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FAK. please be ok declan. we cannot afford to lose you.

I hate all these international breaks, but this one seems to be coming at a good time for Arsenal. 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

I hate all these international breaks, but this one seems to be coming at a good time for Arsenal. 

Generally yes, but we know Tuchel is gonna play Rice & Saka 180’ 

7 minutes?  It was only 5 in the first half with two guys laying on the field for long periods of time.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

7 minutes?  It was only 5 in the first half with two guys laying on the field for long periods of time.

Oliver getting wet at the thought of Weat Ham getting a draw

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another clean sheet, another three points. let’s go. COYG!! 🔴

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I hate all these international breaks, but this one seems to be coming at a good time for Arsenal. 

all part of the great Arab capitalist conspiracy 

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