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this announcers accent is an abomination, and it is insane that someone is paying this man to call a soccer match.

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    between this ^^^, and this: and this:   i don’t give a shit what anyone else says, arteta has done an unbelievable job, he’s one of the five best managers in euro

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    I’ve just signed an apartment deal within walking distance of Emirates Stadium. So I am officially switching my allegiance to Arsenal. I already have tickets for the friendly with Villarreal on A

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    YESSSSSSSS!   Fuck you Newcastle and that piece of shit Liverpool ref 

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Gyorkores!!! Set Piece FC baby!! COYG!! 🔴

oh and another assist for Gabriel. LFG.

Kyle Walker, who I didn’t even realize played for Burnley, is giving Arsenal fits. 

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wow, that was some great team defending to keep us out there. great move though.

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WHAT. A. COUNTER!!!! Beautiful!! COYG!!! 🔴

Just now, Derka said:

WHAT. A. COUNTER!!!! Beautiful!! COYG!!! 🔴

That' long pass from G-man was crazy good.

"And that's diverted for a you-know-what, an Arsenal corner."

"Wot, cahn this Arsenal sayd noht dooh?"

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THICK scottish accent and he speaks fast as shit. he’s not lowell galindo bad, but jesus, he’s up there.

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That' long pass from G-man was crazy good.

The halftime crew things that might have been intended for Eze in the middle but that's OK.

This is the Rochester Garbage Plate they were reading online:

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trossard non contact and he goes down. damn it.

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and he seems fine now. whew.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

uh oh, gyorkores subbed off.

The only other striker we have ATM is an academy kid who made his 1st appearance in the cabararayayaro cup. Hopefully saving Vic’s energy, given we have CL Tuesday and much harder match with Sunderland next Saturday. We looked much less dangerous when he wasn’t on the pitch. His relentless physicality and constant running in behind creates so much for everyone else. 

Just need to get to the interlull and then hopefully Kai and Manduake are back. 

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38 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Anyone got an update on Gyokeres?

 

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The optimist in me is saying Arteta is laying the groundwork for Gyökeres to miss the round of internationals (pre-existing injury). 

The pessimist, well, I told him to STFU. 

2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

The King of Brazil. 👑

 

 

 

Rice is 1 yellow away from being suspended as well.   I was hoping Arsenal could sit him for the Prague match, as our next match is Bayern. 

That list of injured players…. Damn. That’s the core of a salty XI. 

Well that certainly doesn’t sound great, Bob.  

He didnt travel with the team.   So we are once again down to Trossard or Meriono as our option at the 9.    Wonderful.    Honestly, fuck it, put that maniac Califiore up top and see what he can do.  

Players unavailable today: Gyokeres, Kai, Jesus, Martinelli, Zubimendi, Odegaard, and Madueke.    

27 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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Might be Groundhog Day. Again..,

 

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Dude plays every match for Sporting the past two years. Comes here and blows a hammy in two months. 

I’m tired, Robbie. 

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saka! perfectly slotted. 1-0. COYG. 🔴

Now let’s get outta here without any more injuries. 

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