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  • Derka
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    between this ^^^, and this: and this:   i don’t give a shit what anyone else says, arteta has done an unbelievable job, he’s one of the five best managers in euro

  • Fastbreak
    Fastbreak

    I’ve just signed an apartment deal within walking distance of Emirates Stadium. So I am officially switching my allegiance to Arsenal. I already have tickets for the friendly with Villarreal on A

  • Ted Lange
    Ted Lange

    YESSSSSSSS!   Fuck you Newcastle and that piece of shit Liverpool ref 

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the difference with gyorkores is undeniable. what’s tough right now is finding how to fit eze and odegaard together, as we did seem to be more dynamic and dangerous when odegaard was out and eze was playing his position. of course trossard was also starting then, as were saliba and gabriel and timber (😭😭😭), so it really is difficult to even say exactly why our attack is or isn’t better than it was a month ago. christ, we’re so injured that a post about how gyorkores opens up space for the wingers turned into a diatribe about our injury crisis. shit is inescapable.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

the difference with gyorkores is undeniable. what’s tough right now is finding how to fit eze and odegaard together, as we did seem to be more dynamic and dangerous when odegaard was out and eze was playing his position. of course trossard was also starting then, as were saliba and gabriel and timber (😭😭😭), so it really is difficult to even say exactly why our attack is or isn’t better than it was a month ago. christ, we’re so injured that a post about how gyorkores opens up space for the wingers turned into a diatribe about our injury crisis. shit is inescapable.

Gyökeres has a skillset unique among our attackers: No one else in the squad consistently makes direct runs at toward the opposing goal, always “riding defender’s shoulder” to get in behind, and makes those runs all match long. This pulls the defense out of shape and creates space for everyone else, as noted in the post. 

All these injuries (and sporting’s fuckery this summer) have meant the cohesion among still isn’t quite there. But to will be. And when it is…

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On a recent Handbrake episode, they demo’d their songs for players who didn’t have one yet, and this was Amy Lawrence’s submission. Looks like it stuck. 😄

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i have a song for zubi that’s done to the tune of The Association’s “Windy”. i’ve never actually written permanent lyrics so they change a bit every time lol, but it’s more or less:

who’s coming down and setting the tempo 

bossing the match with the greatest of ease

he left from spain to come to north london 

it’s martin zubimendi!!!!!

lolol

 

 

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also the fact that i deadass created our saliba chant remains one of the coolest things of my life, and i demand that you all come to my funeral and burst out singing it at the most inopportune time.

We get Wolves today.  I'm mentally adding those 3 points on the table in my head.  Make it so.

48 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We get Wolves today.  I'm mentally adding those 3 points on the table in my head.  Make it so.

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"wolves fans tonight are not optimistic "......

 Lynsey Hipgrave

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every time our entire team sprints back like that i hold my breath, and thats why. white will be out 1-2 months now. it never ends.

15 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

That should have been a yellow
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yep, the ref has totally swallowed his whistle today. was very surprised when he didn’t book eze.

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And we’ve lost Benny White. Again. 

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Seriously, fuck this shit. 

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Kind of slow and passive so far.  Wolves are parking the double decker tour bus though.

0.43 xG in 1H against a winless club bottom of the table. 

Not great Bob. 

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odegaard, merino, and trossard coming on.

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is noni healthy? he should be on the pitch.

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Saka with the quasi-olímpico!!! COYG!!! 🔴

2 minutes ago, Derka said:

Saka with the quasi-olímpico!!! COYG!!! 🔴

Bank shot, you’re supposed to call those 

Flukey, but I’ll take it. 

COME ON YOU GUNNERS

Um....let's like quit dicking around here.

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if man city wins their next game we are no longer in top of the table.

Had the chances to put this to bed. Fucked around and found out. 

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

if man city wins their next game we are no longer in top of the table.

We arent winning anything until someone solves the annual injury crises. 
 

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YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!! JESUS SAVES!!! COYG!!! 🔴

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oh shit lmao jesus didn’t even touch it, it just smacked off mosquera’s face lol.

3 minutes ago, Derka said:

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!! JESUS SAVES!!! COYG!!! 🔴

but Johnstone doesn't, apparently 

Awful performance. Three points. 

Onward. 

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This is the Arsenal that is infuriating.  They get the goal to take the lead, then just ease off the peddle, and when in possession dance around and play “let’s set up to score the most beautiful goal possible.”  Just, Wenger-esque.  Fuck that.  They are not the strongest in defense at the moment.  Just fucking go in at try to get the second goal however ugly, set piece whatever, and put it out of reach.  This is the second time this has happened in consecutive league games, just fucking lucky to win this time.  One nil to the Arsenal is not a given for the win.  
 

I don’t know what causes blood pressure to rise more Texas football or Arsenal.  End rant.

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so is noni hurt? i haven’t heard anything but he should have played today if he’s healthy.

The way Ben pulled up just looked serious. I feel really, really bad for Ben. He put his body (and likely his career) on the line in the 2nd half of 23-24, playing through injury and pain to try and win the League. 

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