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  • Derka
    Derka

    between this ^^^, and this: and this:   i don’t give a shit what anyone else says, arteta has done an unbelievable job, he’s one of the five best managers in euro

  • Fastbreak
    Fastbreak

    I’ve just signed an apartment deal within walking distance of Emirates Stadium. So I am officially switching my allegiance to Arsenal. I already have tickets for the friendly with Villarreal on A

  • Ted Lange
    Ted Lange

    YESSSSSSSS!   Fuck you Newcastle and that piece of shit Liverpool ref 

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OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

Kai, Saka and Odegaard all injured 150 minutes into the season.   Because of course. 

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i think we know who the man of the match is!!!

I can go back to watching wet Farmaggedon now I guess.  Good job Arsenal.  

Crowd sounds fantastic, it’s amazing what some attacking signings can do to lift the mood.   Hopefully MO and Saka are OK, not having the next week at Liverpool is a kick in the junk. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I can go back to watching wet Farmaggedon now I guess.  Good job Arsenal.  

Get back, Dowman coming on. 

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let the boy watch.

LET THE BOY PLAY!!!

9 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Nomi doing fucking WORK on the right side, damn

 

Just now, The Maestro said:

Well done Noni

Looking very hard for the silver lining in Saka’s injury, but we seem to have a very good plan B. 

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did the announcer just make a masturbation joke on live tv?!?

Gyökeres brace on home debut. 

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20 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

That pass from Trossard, a beauty.  

with a sexy nutmeg just before it. 

when you're 5 up aren't you tempted to watch the Turkish women's league?

I’m assuming Saka and Odegaard are out for at least next Sunday vs Pool.  Obviously that sucks and happens way too often but thanks to signing at least the team is caught completely flat footed.  

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Gotta give him the PK he earned 

Would’ve been a storybook moment, but I get giving it to Vic. We need him firing and full of confidence this season.

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so this actually happened-

my mom, at 2-0: “you know what i- you know what, no, i’m gonna keep this thought to myself.”

me: “sounds good.”

my mom at 4-0: “ok im gonna tell you what i was gonna say earlier. i’ve had this feeling all day that we’re going to win 5-0.”

my mom and me when dowman won the penalty: 

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and after gyorkores dispatched it:

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she called it! 5-0 to the Arsenal. COYG!!! 🔴

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

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What a fucking day.   COYG!

Not to pray that Saka and Cap aren’t seriously injured. 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m assuming Saka and Odegaard are out for at least next Sunday vs Pool.  Obviously that sucks and happens way too often but thanks to signing at least the team is caught completely flat footed.  

Absolutely, and I wouldn’t be surprised if we did another bit(s) of business before the window closes. 

Just now, Derka said:

so this actually happened-

my mom, at 2-0: “you know what i- you know what, no, i’m gonna keep this thought to myself.”

me: “sounds good.”

my mom at 4-0: “ok im gonna tell you what i was gonna say earlier. i’ve had this feeling all day that we’re going to win 5-0.”

my mom and me when dowman won the penalty: 

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and after gyorkores dispatched it:

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she called it! 5-0 to the Arsenal. COYG!!! 🔴

we cant her involved in the baseball drawing if she is demonstrating obvious supernatural mind control abilities.  

Apart from the injuries, that was extremely satisfying.  I love watching them play when they are in complete control.  

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Top of the Table 😎

Stop the count!

16 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Stop the count!

fucking supreme court

Integrating MLS, Ethan and Dowman within a years time, excellent work from the academy.

That being said, depending on Odegaards health, I wouldn’t be opposed to loaning out Ethan if the right spot opened up.   I feel like he could use a full seasons worth of minutes. 

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3 hours ago, Derka said:

i think we know who the man of the match is!!!

two goals and an assist, take a bow.

 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

The way he pulled up and immediately went down, then his reaction….

Doesn't look good. Bob. 

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that gyorkores penalty was 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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i actually agree with this guy (spurs fan) 100%, and while i do not believe that this is a “put up or shut up” year for arteta, i do acknowledge that with our summer signings, particularly poaching eze from tottenham as the cherry on top, we really do have to have a standard this year of winning a major trophy, despite the fact that this group of players have never done it before. expectations are (and should be) extremely high. at this point, anything short of 

a)winning one of the fa cup/epl/uefa cl 

and 

b)a very competitive race for the epl title 

will have to be viewed as a disappointment. everything is in place. this guy said it- adding eze to what we already had takes us over the top. it patches up our weakest link. this really does need to be phase five: taking arsenal into the city, liverpool, barca, real, bayern, psg stratosphere. this needs to be the season where we join that group, for years to come. and a supporter, with no control over the outcome, im just like fuck being nervous- i am so goddamn crunk for this upcoming season. i believe that phase five is upon us. here’s to hoping im right. COYG. 🔴

11 hours ago, Derka said:

i actually agree with this guy (spurs fan) 100%, and while i do not believe that this is a “put up or shut up” year for arteta, i do acknowledge that with our summer signings, particularly poaching eze from tottenham as the cherry on top, we really do have to have a standard this year of winning a major trophy, despite the fact that this group of players have never done it before. expectations are (and should be) extremely high. at this point, anything short of 

a)winning one of the fa cup/epl/uefa cl 

and 

b)a very competitive race for the epl title 

will have to be viewed as a disappointment. everything is in place. this guy said it- adding eze to what we already had takes us over the top. it patches up our weakest link. this really does need to be phase five: taking arsenal into the city, liverpool, barca, real, bayern, psg stratosphere. this needs to be the season where we join that group, for years to come. and a supporter, with no control over the outcome, im just like fuck being nervous- i am so goddamn crunk for this upcoming season. i believe that phase five is upon us. here’s to hoping im right. COYG. 🔴

I definitely agree.  It's Arsenal, so dealing with injuries is par for the course, but there should finally be enough quality depth in place to endure it.  It's time for some hardware.   

The Smith with a goal, assist from Iwobi, to rescue Fulham a point today. 

Hale End sends its regards, now get fucked manure. 

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