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Current people related to CFB in a punchable face playoff! PLEASE VOTE IN STRAWPOLL'S BELOW!

 

1 Brian Kelly vs 8 Ryan Day - https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQBjXPgd

2 Dabo Swinney vs 10 Hugh Freeze - https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPx67LgE

3 Brett Bielema vs 6 Brent Venables - https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1kNXmnW

4 Lincoln Riley vs 5 Mike Elko - https://strawpoll.com/e2naXlvQpyB

 

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3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Day vs Vegetables for the title

Sleep on Dabo at your own risk.

Back off Kiffin.  He and his son live TX, he's good friends with Sark, AND he trolls aggy.  Plus, I was at a sports bar in Knoxville the night he jetted the Vols.  It was quite fun to watch.  

How did Ryan Day not get a bye. 
 

Hugh Freeze could make a big time run in this. 

11 minutes ago, MrX said:

How did Ryan Day not get a bye. 
 

Hugh Freeze could make a big time run in this. 

Hugh freeze

 

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Shiiiiiiiiiit potentially Ryan Day vs Brian Kelly in round 2?  That feels like a national semis matchup minimum!

I voted for Campbell. Fuck that guy. Elko is just a fat bubba.

1 hour ago, tomahawk dunk said:

Sleep on Dabo Lincoln at your own risk.

FIFM

40 minutes ago, MrX said:

How did Ryan Day not get a bye. 
 

Hugh Freeze could make a big time run in this. 

Ryan Day as an 8 seed is comically low.

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The Elko/Campbell matchup is much closer than I anticipated! 

 

Fanklin/Freeze is a knock down drag out!

Campbell is seeded way too low. BOMC

This is so easy... Day vs Venables.  

Venables has the more punchable face, but Day would win for being the bigger piece of shit.

If this was the biggest piece of shit contest, Brian Kelly would win by a landslide.  

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

Joel Freshwater is awesome and not very punchable.

He’s definitely punchable, but also likable…he’s essentially the human embodiment of this website.

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I'd put this guy up against any of them!

Offseason update: Illini head coach Bret Bielema

 

Also probably should do one for sportscasters and journalists

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2 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I'd put this guy up against any of them!

Offseason update: Illini head coach Bret Bielema

 

Also probably should do one for sportscasters and journalists

SON OF A BITCH! I knew I was forgetting someone! God damn it!

 

He's getting 3 seed and replacing Big 12 commish just to keep it coaching related. Also 3 seems appropriate given his erotic comment.

Edited by BurntOrange&White

I bucked one trend and voted my heart over my eyes with Smart over Day. 

Why can't they both be winners.

And while I absolutely had to select Venebals, Kiffin is very punchable.

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Back off Kiffin.  He and his son live TX, he's good friends with Sark, AND he trolls aggy.  Plus, I was at a sports bar in Knoxville the night he jetted the Vols.  It was quite fun to watch.  

Gotta agree here. This guy deserves the 11 seed -

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1 minute ago, Beer Drinker said:

Gotta agree here. This guy deserves the 11 seed -

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IMO his face is just fat and funny looking....slightly punchable at best.

EA Sports College Football 25: Lane Kiffin Wants To Be "In the Game" |  College Sports Network

 

Kiffin definitely has the more punchable face. 

 

A potential Dabo v Kelly matchup in the final will be one for the ages. The UT/USC of punchable face championships.

3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

A potential Dabo v Kelly matchup in the final will be one for the ages. The UT/USC of punchable face championships.

If Day is not in the finals, people are stupid.

So, yeah, probably he won't be.

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

I'd put this guy up against any of them!

Offseason update: Illini head coach Bret Bielema

 

 

1 hour ago, Beer Drinker said:

Gotta agree here. This guy deserves the 11 seed -

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This should be the play-in game up right here. 

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Also probably should do one for sportscasters and journalists

This is too easy. 

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18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That or Cowherd

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it looks like a ghost is already punching him

Luckily for the contenders this guy retired

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Edited by Bevo14

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Current people related to CFB in a punchable face playoff! PLEASE VOTE IN STRAWPOLL'S BELOW!

Vote in Strawpoll's what?

7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

SON OF A BITCH! I knew I was forgetting someone! God damn it!

 

He's getting 3 seed and replacing Big 12 commish just to keep it coaching related. Also 3 seems appropriate given his erotic comment.

Thanks for fixing.  That was egregious.  Like a best NFL team of all time and leaving Da 85 Bears off it…

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