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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He has two. He's a grad transfer but he graduated in three years. 

Well shit.

Love listening to coach O talk. Never can really understand what the hell he is saying but its entertaining.

Why are these teams playing in Jerry World?  This helps their Texas recruiting and puts $$ in Jerry’s pocket.  Did I miss anything?  

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

LSU spanking that ass! Why is Miami #8? 

academic cheating conference

The Horn correctly identified Ed O's voice as being the same as the Grape Ape 

 

everytime he talks  I just see a purple cartoon talking

Herman playing the long game which is why he's Mensa--rope a dope with Maryland two games in consecutive years to get LSU looking past them.  

Just now, F250 said:

Love listening to coach O talk. Never can really understand what the hell he is saying but its entertaining.

 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

dude, its 4 SEC teams guaranteed this year.    everyone else sucks, SEC is greatest ever

Hell, they might surprise us and send a backup SEC team at #5... Expand the SEC invitational..? Well, no, no, that's ok...

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Love listening to coach O talk. Never can really understand what the hell he is saying but its entertaining.

He should be one of the investigators in True Detective except I don't know that he's capable of speaking a full sentence without getting winded.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Love listening to coach O talk. Never can really understand what the hell he is saying but its entertaining.

Coach O be like: “oneheartoneteam Matta wiffo duh doogie mah wiggy doo..... go tigers!”

I bet Manny will make adjustments at the half and shut out LSU second half. Right? Right??

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Love listening to coach O talk. Never can really understand what the hell he is saying but its entertaining.

You have to hone your "coach whisperer" skills a bit bro..!

Just now, Mikey4 said:

I bet Manny will make adjustments at the half and shut out LSU second half. Right? Right??

alligator roll tackling

Sorry I’m just a dumb Poke with a northwestern masters degree who makes poor lifestyle choices...but what the fuck is a ‘leaping the shield’ personal foul? I’ll hang up and fuck your momma.

Bet Mack can't wait to do the halftime show for LSU Texas next year. 

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Why are these teams playing in Jerry World?  This helps their Texas recruiting and puts $$ in Jerry’s pocket.  Did I miss anything?  

It screws the students. 

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

Sorry I’m just a dumb Poke with a northwestern masters degree who makes poor lifestyle choices...but what the fuck is a ‘leaping the shield’ personal foul? I’ll hang up and fuck your momma.

cause the neck bone's connected to the walk bone

Just now, Homercles said:

Sorry I’m just a dumb Poke with a northwestern masters degree who makes poor lifestyle choices...but what the fuck is a ‘leaping the shield’ personal foul? I’ll hang up and fuck your momma.

same reason that leaping over the O Line on FG attempts is illegal.   Its a safety issue because you get up in the air and can come down hard on an unsuspecting player, 

its been the rule for at least a few years now. 

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Bet Mack can't wait to do the halftime show for LSU Texas next year. 

oh God, is that next year?

Stidham resuscitated Gus Malzahn's career with Auburn.  

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

oh God, is that next year?

second game of the season!  But it's in Austin, so we get to skip the teary eyed drive home.

Edited by Mdhorn

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

oh God, is that next year?

That'll probably be the game that gets Herman fired.

same reason that leaping over the O Line on FG attempts is illegal.   Its a safety issue because you get up in the air and can come down hard on an unsuspecting player, 
its been the rule for at least a few years now. 


Ok roger that. Hadn’t heard it stated that way before. Thanks.

Plus, I like how LSU is willing to play Texas but Aggie said their schedule was too tough with their SEC slate.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

second game of the season!  But it's in Austin, so we get to skip the teary eyed drive home.

Is that from sadness or hysterical laughter?  

 

Miami picked to go undefeated the rest of the way, says ABC crew, I don't know about that...

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

same reason that leaping over the O Line on FG attempts is illegal.   Its a safety issue because you get up in the air and can come down hard on an unsuspecting player, 

its been the rule for at least a few years now. 

Yep. I've seen it called on FG attempts. This is the first time I've seen it called on a punt.

Edit: It's also the first time I've seen anyone try to "leap the shield."

Edited by WhatTheBuck

3 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Is that from sadness or hysterical laughter?  

 

I'd prefer laughter but if Texas was playing LSU yesterday, God help us considering our weakness is the run and we like to play with an undersized Dline.  

Edited by Mdhorn

Plus, I like how LSU is willing to play Texas but Aggie said their schedule was too tough with their SEC slate.

Aggie logic is pretty jacked up, I mean why play northwest Louisiana at Shreveport when you can get a guaranteed win against Texas?
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It’s going to be interesting to see how LSU handles this 2nd half.  In the Les Miles era we’d go vanilla and pound the ball.

Hopefully we’ve learned not to take foot off gas.

Helen Hunt has aged horribly

Just now, troph said:


Aggie logic is pretty jacked up, I mean why play northwest Louisiana at Shreveport when you can get a guaranteed win against Texas?

Let that not be true, hopefully ever... 

Good 3 & out, Canes on a comeback..?

gotta say, I really dont like how the down & distance is displayed on ABC now.   

 

kinda tough to see without really looking 

19 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Plus, I like how LSU is willing to play Texas but Aggie said their schedule was too tough with their SEC slate.

When you think about it, they're right.

The SEC slate is tougher for aggy than it is for LSU.

Edited by Bullneck

9 minutes ago, Loco said:

Helen Hunt has aged horribly

she was never good looking

If Miami was down 27-7 you would think they've punched it in once and can score again.  Right now this looks like 45-10 , with the lone UM TD coming with less than a minute left.

Must be nice to constantly stock pile great RBs.

Wouldn't know the feeling.

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

gotta say, I really dont like how the down & distance is displayed on ABC now.   

 

kinda tough to see without really looking 

And it's also above the sports ticker, that used to be just ut sometime, now it's out the whole damn game...

Miami might want to throw those plastic uniforms back into the ocean.

Member when Miami picked up an incomplete pass and ran it back for a TD?  Miami fans were happy back then.

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