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1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

+rep for thread title.

Why? Retzlaff isn’t Mormon. It’s just a stupid and lazy thread title.

He should take a cue from the last P4 Jewish QB and install a hot tub in his dorm room instead

Is this the dude that wanted to be called BYJew and said he loved the nickname on national television last year?

51 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Is this the dude that wanted to be called BYJew and said he loved the nickname on national television last year?

I don't think he wanted to be called that, but once the nickname kind of stuck he went with it.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Why? Retzlaff isn’t Mormon. It’s just a stupid and lazy thread title.

Confirmed.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Why? Retzlaff isn’t Mormon. It’s just a stupid and lazy thread title.

Let's hear your recommended superior thread title

1 hour ago, 40acredropout said:

Let's hear your recommended superior thread title

<MBTF> "I'll take this one. Let's Raff at BYU."

"Wait - a Jew is qbing at a Mormon school?" - Walter Sobchak

Edited by Steel Shank

19 hours ago, Js1 said:

He should take a cue from the last P4 Jewish QB and install a hot tub in his dorm room instead

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20 hours ago, Js1 said:

He should take a cue from the last P4 Jewish QB and install a hot tub in his dorm room instead

I thought he was a diver?

 

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The lawsuit also alleges that Provo officer encouraged her not to pursue any further criminal charges, reportedly telling her “sexual assault victims never get justice,” per the Tribune.

To me, this is the story. Why isn't she also suing the Provo police department? 

21 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

Let's hear your recommended superior thread title

BYU QB - having sex that isn't kosher 

3 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

To me, this is the story. Why isn't she also suing the Provo police department? 

Because the cop is telling her the truth about Provo?

23 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

"Wait - a Jew is qbing at a Mormon school?" - Walter Sobchak

One who evidently rolls on Shabbos

9 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Because the cop is telling her the truth about Provo?

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On 5/22/2025 at 10:10 PM, Steel Shank said:

"Wait - a Jew is qbing at a Mormon school?" - Walter Sobchak

 

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