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Inspired by seeing this Rick Springfield album at Half Price Books the other day. I call this pose, "did he cum or did he poop?"

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I really don't think you can do much worse than Hall and Oates did, multiple times:

Daryl Hall & John Oates (album) - Wikipedia

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I always hated this one. I can't describe why. Good music, but... ugh.

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Hold your left arm with your right to provide the subtext that you're fighting every urge not to jack off on your mom's curtains behind you.
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Ass in the jeans belonged to a 13 year old… daughter of the photographer.

 

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Legend is that it was the inspiration of the Pazuzu flashes in The Exorcist… 

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Also I won't post them here, but the covers for Virgin Killer by the Scorpions and Dawn of the Black Hearts by Mayhem are strong contenders for worst of all time -- if you don't know, pederast (Scorps) and actual dead singer with half of his head blown off by a shotgun (Mayhem). You've been warned.  

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I own this one.  I used to display it over the mantle but my wife was more persistent in taking it down.

I always hated this album cover.  But as a kid of the 1970's I went through my disco phase like others.

Thank God It's Friday – 2 x Vinyl (LP) + Vinyl (12", 33 ⅓ RPM, Single  Sided), 1978 [r16015586] | Discogs

16 hours ago, smuggs said:

Ass in the jeans belonged to a 13 year old… daughter of the photographer.

 

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I always assumed the dude was wearing the pants and had his hand behind his back.  I'm going to go with that because the real story is too creepy.

But the worst is the Blind Faith album... you know which one.  No, I'm not posting it.

 

29 minutes ago, texasdago said:

But the worst is the Blind Faith album... you know which one.  No, I'm not posting it.

Big time pedo vibe

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Big time pedo vibe

Like WTF were they thinking?

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Like WTF were they thinking?

They weren't.

Now, the Rita Coolidge album cover I can no longer find was 100% legal (except probably in certain states) and everyone who saw it went "DAMN Kris, good job!".

46 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I always assumed the dude was wearing the pants and had his hand behind his back.  I'm going to go with that because the real story is too creepy.

 

 

same here.  Thought it was someone in the band.

3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

same here.  Thought it was someone in the band.

Well, you also thought a guy's ass in red leather pants was hot, so . . .

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, you also thought a guy's ass in red leather pants was hot, so . . .

Assumptions... 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, you also thought a guy's ass in red leather pants was hot, so . . .

nah, I thought his fingers were crossed before that shift schedule came out for the weekend...

 

But yeah if a dude pretty...he pretty.  I mean, that's one of them bar jokes, right? "Would you rather think a dude's ass looks nice, or that of a 13 YO girl?"

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17 hours ago, smuggs said:

Ass in the jeans belonged to a 13 year old… daughter of the photographer.

 

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It's not like he was letting his 13 year old daughter wear red leather pants everywhere

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 According to Kennedy, his stylist found only one pair of red leather pants while shopping in New York City before the photo shoot in 1981. They fit none of the band members or models on the set. At home later that day, his daughter returned from school, saw the pants, and asked to try them. They fit her, and Kennedy decided to use her as the model.

 

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

It's not like he was letting his 13 year old daughter wear red leather pants everywhere

 

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35 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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That dog has seen some shit.

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Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were doing great album covers

16 minutes ago, Nigel Tufnel said:

It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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On 5/23/2025 at 1:05 PM, texasdago said:

But the worst is the Blind Faith album... you know which one.  No, I'm not posting it.

My older brother has the Blind Faith album, the Beatles Butcher album cover, the original Golden Earring Moon Tan cover, and the Andy Warhol inspired black pirate album cover from Velvet Underground’s White Light/White Heat 

I’m actually in his will for those

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