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He won’t have any impact on the field.  He’s too fucking fat to make it down the stairs.

Today I learned this man was assigned to be the Executive Director of the Presidental's Task Force for the 2026 World Cup.

What could possibly go wrong.

 

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/45029383/trump-names-rudy-giuliani-son-2026-world-cup-task-force-leader

 

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President Donald Trump said Tuesday that Andrew Giuliani, son of former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, will serve as executive director of the presidential task force for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, to be hosted by the United States, Canada and Mexico.

During Trump's first term, Andrew Giuliani served as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the Office of Public Liaison. Trump described him as a highly competitive golfer and person.

 

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In a post on Truth Social, Trump also said Carlos Cordeiro, a FIFA senior adviser, will serve as a task force senior adviser.

"Together this group will help plan the biggest, safest and most extraordinary soccer tournament in history," Trump said at a task force meeting where FIFA president Gianni Infantino and U.S. Vice President JD Vance also were present.

Trump said he wanted people traveling to the U.S. for the competition to have a seamless experience during every part of their visit.

The U.S. will also host the first Club World Cup from June 14 to July 13, which will take place across 11 cities.

 

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"America will welcome the world," Infantino said of the U.S. hosting the two international tournaments.

Infantino said the two events will bring almost $50 billion in economic output to the U.S. and create almost 300,000 jobs.

Vance, who serves as vice chair of the task force, said the group will do everything in its power to make the events successful.

"Of course, everybody is welcome to come and see this incredible event, I know we'll have visitors from close to 100 countries," Vance said.

"We want them to come, we want them to celebrate, we want them to watch the game but when the time is up, they'll have to go home, otherwise, they'll have to talk to [Homeland Security] Secretary [Kristi] Noem."

 

Trump and Infantino/FIFA were absolutely made for each other.

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fifa president gianni infantio gestures for trump to leave the stage so that chelsea can celebrate winning the fifa club world cup, trump ignores him and stands front and center for the team trophy lift:

 

 

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the entire world is laughing at us:

 

lol he finally manages to push him to the back so they can at least get pictures without his stupid gross face 😝

I'm legit shocked Trump didn't pull out a sharpie and try to autograph the trophy first.

7 hours ago, Derka said:

the entire world is laughing at us:

 

Ahhh. He’s on the spectrum. The trump spectrum (only applies to shitty fucksticks). It’s starting to make sense…

On 7/8/2025 at 8:23 AM, HenryJames said:

Like Enron opening an office in the WorldCom building.

I mean it kind of looks like it's going to work out for Soccer fans at least, FIFA so corrupt that teaming up with Trump is a match made in authoritarian leadership lovefest heav...oh who am I kidding: Hell

I want the US to make it out of the group stage and have to play Brazil and get beat 7-0 . Bowing out to an African nation would also be acceptable. I want Mexico to win the whole thing. When they do I want them to have a 100 piece Mariachi band on stage with them playing their national anthem and I want the trophy presented first to Vicente Fox. Then I want Vicente to cuss out TFG like he’s done on several occasions. Granted TFG won’t be anywhere near that stage or game, but Vicente will still bring the thunder. I want all the Mexicans in the stands in unison to cuss out TFG in a nice heart-warming chant. That would be the perfect World Cup. 

He’ll put it in the trophy case with all his club championships

57 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I want the US to make it out of the group stage and have to play Brazil and get beat 7-0 . Bowing out to an African nation would also be acceptable. I want Mexico to win the whole thing. When they do I want them to have a 100 piece Mariachi band on stage with them playing their national anthem and I want the trophy presented first to Vicente Fox. Then I want Vicente to cuss out TFG like he’s done on several occasions. Granted TFG won’t be anywhere near that stage or game, but Vicente will still bring the thunder. I want all the Mexicans in the stands in unison to cuss out TFG in a nice heart-warming chant. That would be the perfect World Cup. 

I want the whole thing to get cancelled.

2 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Ahhh. He’s on the spectrum. The trump spectrum (only applies to shitty fucksticks). It’s starting to make sense…

You joke, but I have been convinced for a while that Trump is definitely autistic and on the spectrum. 100%. Doesn't excuse him at all, it's not an excuse, but it helps to understand some of his behavioral quirks that you see (while he's being horrible).

50 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

This is giving Putin stealing Kraft's superbowl ring.

2 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Ahhh. He’s on the spectrum. The trump spectrum (only applies to shitty fucksticks). It’s starting to make sense…

Yes, the dementia spectrum.

18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I want the whole thing to get cancelled.

Just remove the US as one of the hosts and re-locate ALL the matches to Canada and Mexico

With FIFA cozying up to Trump's nuts, it's more likely that the entirety of the WC is hosted in the US with can/mex losing hosting privileges. 

6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I want the whole thing to get cancelled.

Well yeah I’d prefer that, but FIFA is run by Trump adjacent grifters. The only way this gets cancelled is the two biggest confederations of UEFA and CONMEBOL refusing to show up and instead having their own competition. Again as likely to happen as my scenario, but one can hope.

6 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

You joke, but I have been convinced for a while that Trump is definitely autistic and on the spectrum. 100%. Doesn't excuse him at all, it's not an excuse, but it helps to understand some of his behavioral quirks that you see (while he's being horrible).

This is stupid and you should feel like a moron for even thinking this and associating people who are with TFG. You have zero idea what autism is or what it looks like. 

Fits in nicely with all of his fake golf championships

When @Derka started this thread, I thought no way in hell this subject deserved its own thread or that it would have any legs at all. It's been a couple of months now and I don't think it's fallen off the front page. We're still almost a year away from the World Cup but that criminal moron Trump gets his little child raping hands all over everything. 

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

MAGA would approve.


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Where is this from?  Couldn’t find it on twitter, Bluesky, or instagram 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Thank you for protecting us from this caballo de troya.  Every one of these "baseball players" and their paternal chaperones, are secret Tren de Aragua, coming here to rape and murder.  God bless you Mr. Trump.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That is what a soulless and completely garbage human looks like. I can’t wait until he gets caught up in TFG’s web of grifting. Rubio is the very definition of a heartless coward who has no moral principles to follow. He took the Linda Graham route and does whatever he has to do to advance his career no matter the cost to the people who live here. Find one of those Jewish space lasers and use it to shoot that guy directly into the sun.

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33 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

That is what a soulless and completely garbage human looks like. I can’t wait until he gets caught up in TFG’s web of grifting. Rubio is the very definition of a heartless coward who has no moral principles to follow. He took the Linda Graham route and does whatever he has to do to advance his career no matter the cost to the people who live here. Find one of those Jewish space lasers and use it to shoot that guy directly into the sun.

Maybe he is afraid he will be deported. Nah, gutless. And I had some faith in him. So did most of my friends who worked for State. Yeah, past tense. 

Well it will be kinda funny to watch human slime Gianni Infantino continue to lick boots as Trump fucks up his tournament.

Hello.  As your resident Italian I would like to remind you that Gianni Infantino is Swiss.

Very prescient topic indeed

Just take it away, we should not enjoy anything, don't deserve anything, and humiliate the bastard.

16 minutes ago, linux said:

Very prescient topic indeed

Just take it away, we should not enjoy anything, don't deserve anything, and humiliate the bastard.

Vai pro caralho, laranjão safado! Foda-se essa merda.

On 7/31/2025 at 1:59 AM, flatdawgs said:

Vai pro caralho, laranjão safado! Foda-se essa merda.

Yeah, what he said. 

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Are people from other countries really going to come here for the World Cup? I expect a lot of empty seats. 

ICE standing outside stadiums will be like  shooting fish in a barrel.

10 minutes ago, tx ind said:

ICE standing outside stadiums will be like  shooting fish in a barrel.

I wondered how long it would take before people start shooting those fucks.

40 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Are people from other countries really going to come here for the World Cup? I expect a lot of empty seats. 

MAGA gonna become huge soccer fans now.

28 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wondered how long it would take before people start shooting those fucks.

 

I meant it will be too easy for ICE to arrest people since so many foreigners will be at games 

We're winning this shit next year when no country is allowed into the US and we win by default 😅

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

I meant it will be too easy for ICE to arrest people since so many foreigners will be at games 

If there isn’t a suspension of ICE arrests during the Cup, there will 100% be wrongful arrests of fans and players. Those ICE agents are the bottom of the barrel types.

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