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The matches in Vidor are gonna be lit

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the most corrupt president ever partnering with the most corrupt governing body in world sports. who could have seen this coming???

 

I’m shocked FIFA hasn’t already pulled out and made it in Canada and Mexico only. 

The U.S. games will end up being played in Omaha, Indianapolis and Columbus.   Couches will burn and get fucked.   

On 10/20/2025 at 6:26 PM, Clintonaldo said:

I’m shocked FIFA hasn’t already pulled out and made it in Canada and Mexico only. 

Knowing what I know about FIFA, I’m surprised they aren’t in lock-step with everything dotard says…

On 10/20/2025 at 2:55 PM, Derka said:

the most corrupt president ever partnering with the most corrupt governing body in world sports. who could have seen this coming???

 

A World Cup Final that is nothing but Gulf Royalty, Eastern European Businessmen, Hedge Fund/PE Managers, plus the boat girls of the moment is going to have real futbol energy. 

 

If Trump is serious about Red only states, You are looking at the places that can handle a Taylor Swift concert, so Dallas, Houston, Miami, Tampa, Indy, Charlotte, Phoenix.  What else am I missing?

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26 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Knowing what I know about FIFA, I’m surprised they aren’t in lock-step with everything dotard says…

They will be. Trump's end-game is to divert WC dollars into his personal pockets.  It's all about the grift.  And as FIFA has realized that, their reaction is.....

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They will be. Trump's end-game is to divert WC dollars into his personal pockets.  It's all about the grift.  And as FIFA has realized that, their reaction is.....

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FIFA makes the NFL looks like Doctors WIthout Borders. 

17 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

If Trump is serious about Red only states, You are looking at the places that can handle a Taylor Swift concert, so Dallas, Houston, Miami, Tampa, Indy, Charlotte, Phoenix.  What else am I missing?

Yup.

9 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

A World Cup Final that is nothing but Gulf Royalty, Eastern European Businessmen, Hedge Fund/PE Managers, plus the boat girls of the moment is going to have real futbol energy. 

 

If Trump is serious about Red only states, You are looking at the places that can handle a Taylor Swift concert, so Dallas, Houston, Miami, Tampa, Indy, Charlotte, Phoenix.  What else am I missing?

Nashville, Atlanta, Vegas, Cleveland, Columbus. No idea if those were Swift tour stops or not. We’re Bae-hive in this house. 

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Nashville, Atlanta, Vegas, Cleveland, Columbus. No idea if those were Swift tour stops or not. We’re Bae-hive in this house. 

Probably good call. Vegas and Atlanta are purple. Columbus is gonna be a no: there aren’t sufficient VIP/5 star accommodations to host a World Cup. Gulf Royalty isn’t staying at the Columbus Courtyard Marriott

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lololololololol

https://apnews.com/article/fifa-peace-prize-trump-infantino-682042bcb23ba0e02dcc5f1e88894ffd

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FIFA announces new peace prize to be awarded at World Cup draw in Washington

President Donald Trump and FIFA president Gianni Infantino pose for a photo in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Monday, Oct. 13, 2025. (Suzanne Plunkett, Pool Photo via AP)

President Donald Trump and FIFA president Gianni Infantino pose for a photo in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Monday, Oct. 13, 2025. (Suzanne Plunkett, Pool Photo via AP)

Updated 9:33 AM CST, November 5, 2025
 
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MIAMI (AP) — FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington.

The award, called the FIFA Peace Prize, will “recognize exceptional actions for peace,” soccer’s governing body said Wednesday.

“In an increasingly unsettled and divided world, it’s fundamental to recognize the outstanding contribution of those who work hard to end conflicts and bring people together in a spirit of peace,” FIFA President Gianni Infantino said.

FIFA said the award, which Infantino will present this year, will be bestowed annually “on behalf of fans from all around the world.”

 

 

Fake peace prizes to go with fake everything else. 

 

New Jersey governor-elect (D) was bragging on NPR that NJ will host the FIFA championship game. 

The FIFA Peace Prize is hilarious.

Please put that cringe peace prize on your desk in the oval office, you embarrassing cankle-tot.

but but I thought participation trophies and blue ribbons and all that was beta cuck nonsense?

4 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

The FIFA Peace Prize is hilarious.

Please put that cringe peace prize on your desk in the oval office, you embarrassing cankle-tot.

I cannot FIFAPP to that image.

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this all afternoon. I’m utterly bewildered. It’s like something straight out of The Onion. Not one person involved could possibly have a shred of self awareness. Maybe this season’s script writers have a sense of humor after all. 

Maybe it will resemble the Tenacious D MVP award that Tenacious D bestowed upon Jrue Holiday back in 2024:

 

 

 

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Is that tiny scar thr end result of his high caliber gunshot wound?   I am pretty sure my kids bb gun would do more damage than that.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

If you're unaware, Trump knows more about the World Cup than any American, so he's happy to educate all of us. The FIFA chief also said that no one knows more about football than Trump.

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Trump is not going to allow that bullshit to continue.

Without him being cut in for a percentage.

June 12
USMNT vs. Paraguay
SoFi Stadium, Inglewood

June 13
Australia vs. Pot 4
BC Place, Vancouver

June 19
Pot 4 vs. Paraguay
Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara

June 19
USMNT vs. Australia
Lumen Field, Seattle

June 25
Pot 4 vs. USMNT
SoFi Stadium, Inglewood

June 25
Paraguay vs. Australia
Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara

Man, that's a lot of blue cities that are going to lose their games.....

Looking good. Real healthy. How long until he falls asleep standing up?

Does Newsom win a night with the Kohl’s Mom? 

I just realized that I get to listen to my in laws talk about soccer for the next year because Trump thinks it’s cool now. 

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

Does Newsom win a night with the Kohl’s Mom? 

Be careful what you wish for

 

On 11/5/2025 at 5:59 PM, J-Mart said:

I cannot FIFAPP to that image.

Nor should you try.

On 10/19/2025 at 9:31 PM, Post Oak said:

The matches in Vidor are gonna be lit

Like an aggy bonfire.

On 11/5/2025 at 1:41 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Please put the actual statue on your desk in the oval office, you embarrassing cankle-tot.

 

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alexis lalas is being 100% serious here, and what’s insane is how many other american republican retards there are just like him, just totally sincerely and earnestly fucking clueless as to what’s going on everywhere around them. no matter how much time goes on, it remains surreal. 

Well that, plus the award doesn't even exist.

9 hours ago, Derka said:

alexis lalas is being 100% serious here, and what’s insane is how many other american republican retards there are just like him, just totally sincerely and earnestly fucking clueless as to what’s going on everywhere around them. no matter how much time goes on, it remains surreal. 

Maybe he'll look at that ratio and learn a few things?

 

Nah, probably not. 

Alexi Lalas deserves to get hit by a bus load of Mexican migrants and they all deserve to whack him upside the head with a shovel. He's as worthless a human being as Pulisic. Screw American soccer and the idiots who are representing it. 

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