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That's maybe the worst game I've seen a Texas team play, and Flores might have had the worst game of any Longhorn player I've seen. 

We're not a good team defensively in the infield. Flores and Gasparino were holes in the lineup tonight. Belyeu can't hit a fucking breaking ball, and Williams needs to get the bat off his shoulders.

This team isn't winning three games in two days. 

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Just now, txexlonghorn23 said:

Then put money on it somewhere if you're so confident, dumbass.

You literally said this team cant win 3 games in a row...

We have won 3 games in a row, 11 times this season. Against much more stout competition than... checks notes... K State and UTSA. Stop being a fucking pussy. 

If Will plays tomorrow, please don't put him next to Jalin. It's like they compete with each other to see who can swing through neck-high fastballs better.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I hope you are right.  In the good old days we might be down pitching but we'd be hammering the dogshit out of the other teams pitching to make up for it.

we have complete holes in our lineup that don't have even competitive AB's against shitty pitchers. then there is our infield...

Yeah at this point it really is like a late-stage Augie team. Pretty fucking miserable to watch on offense. 

But also lacking the pitching and defense. So that's fun. 

Edited by TwiceHorn

6 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Flores killing 2 seasons in a row is pretty funny 

How could Schloss see the guy give away the regional game last year against, and decide he's a good SS. Our defense is just bad, though having Medoza unable to play really hurts. 

6 minutes ago, bluto said:

Hard to imagine a guy shitting down his leg with the runniest of turds than what Flores did. Epic stuff. 

Flores and Gasparino bring absolutely nothing to this team at this point.  

And I'm being kind.

Good lord they are hard to watch.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

You literally said this team cant win 3 games in a row...

We have won 3 games in a row, 11 times this season. Against much more stout competition than... checks notes... K State and UTSA. Stop being a fucking pussy. 

You're an idiot and don't know shit about baseball. Come back to me when you start watching baseball regularly and not just when we are ranked highly.

2 minutes ago, Hondo said:

And I'd stuff your punk ass in a fucking locker if you acted that way to me in person.  

Where would you find a locker?

3 minutes ago, Hondo said:

And I'd stuff your punk ass in a fucking locker if you acted that way to me in person.  

False, Id rather die than be seen with your old ass at my locker

Edited by Hank_Hill

Just now, Cajun said:

Flores and Gasparino bring absolutely nothing to this team at this point.  

And I'm being kind.

Good lord they are hard to watch.

Not PHing Tommy for Gaspo made no sense 

Up 6-1 and decided to relax. From there we proceeded to play the worst baseball all season. We don’t have losers bracket pitching.

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

You literally said this team cant win 3 games in a row...

We have won 3 games in a row, 11 times this season. Against much more stout competition than... checks notes... K State and UTSA. Stop being a fucking pussy. 

Counterpoint: we haven't won three in a row since April.

Just now, txexlonghorn23 said:

You're an idiot and don't know shit about baseball. Come back to me when you start watching baseball regularly and not just when we are ranked highly.

Again, I better not see your bitchass commenting in here tomorrow after we win both games.

If you think this team cant win 3 straight games against the likes of UTSA and K State you are a fucking retard. 

Flores and Gasparino bring absolutely nothing to this team at this point.  
And I'm being kind.
Good lord they are hard to watch.

Add in Max and three of our 9 hitters are absolutely lost out there.
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

False, I wouldn’t be seen dead with your old ass at my locker

Stop with the age discrimination please. 

Aggy with the last laugh after stealing our hitting coach….

This team peaked early and rode a long hot streak, with injuries and everything they kinda started to nose dive at the end.  Even if they lose the regional, really they out preformed expectations by a wide margin.  Still sucks though 

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Counterpoint: we haven't won three in a row since April.

Counterpoint, we havent faced competition as weak as these spares since before April. 

Just now, Revolution512 said:

Up 6-1 and decided to relax. From there we proceeded to play the worst baseball all season. We don’t have losers bracket pitching.

That wasn't our worst baseball all season. but it was pretty bad.

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Up 6-1 and decided to relax. From there we proceeded to play the worst baseball all season. We don’t have losers bracket pitching.

We don't have losers bracket anything.

9 minutes ago, Hondo said:

No discipline, no attention to detail, no doing the little things right, focused on all the wrong things (swagger and theatrics vs. getting a fucking bunt down), etc.

I've been bitching about it since April and y'all were losing your minds over it.  Hate to say "I told ya so"...but here we are.

 

Have you ever pondered that some guys on this team anre just not good and Schloss et al have squeezed everything they can out of them? We got like 3 black holes in the lineup with two others that have been playing injured. I mean it’s the same lineup and defense Pierce had outside of 2 or 3 guys and they’ve managed to win the SEC and get the 2nd overall seed. 

1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

Aggy with the last laugh after stealing our hitting coach….

They did get no-hit by Tennessee, so I'm not sure how much of an upgrade Earley would've been with our sucky offense

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Again, I better not see your bitchass commenting in here tomorrow after we win both games.

If you think this team cant win 3 straight games against the likes of UTSA and K State you are a fucking retard. 

Hahaha, okay. I actually watched or listened to EVERY game this season. I know what this team is capable of at this CURRENT MOMENT. And winning 3 straight, especially 2 against a team that has beaten us twice and is extremely confident, would be a miracle.

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Need the Augie speech.

I'm a softball fan for the rest of the season.

Schloss needs the Augie Speech

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Counterpoint, we havent faced competition as weak as these spares since before April. 

I'm not sure I'd be calling UTSA spares at this point.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah at this point it really is like a late-stage Augie team. Pretty fucking miserable to watch on offense. 

schloss was riding the lightning and then Spencer went down.  there was nothing left but hope at that point.  Flores, Gasparino and a couple of others are non competitive and shouldn't be on a team competing to win a title.  Williams is a ball of clay that sees the light every once in a while.

I will say Weiners pitch selection was damn poor today.

Just now, txexlonghorn23 said:

Hahaha, okay. I actually watched or listened to EVERY game this season. I know what this team is capable of at this CURRENT MOMENT. And winning 3 straight, especially 2 against a team that has beaten us twice and is extremely confident, would be a miracle.

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Just now, David Dennison said:

I'm not sure I'd be calling UTSA spares at this point.

That's the thing, they are not spares. They are an excellent and confident team right now. They were the #2 seed for a reason.

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Hahaha, okay. I actually watched or listened to EVERY game this season. I know what this team is capable of at this CURRENT MOMENT. And winning 3 straight, especially 2 against a team that has beaten us twice and is extremely confident, would be a miracle.

Slim chance it happens, but either way we don’t come out of it ready to compete for a super

1 minute ago, Levi said:

Have you ever pondered that some guys on this team anre just not good and Schloss et al have squeezed everything they can out of them? We got like 3 black holes in the lineup with two others that have been playing injured. I mean it’s the same lineup and defense Pierce had outside of 2 or 3 guys and they’ve managed to win the SEC and get the 2nd overall seed. 

I really wish we hadn't got that seed

That’s going to make it that much worse. 

I guess we deserved it based on body of work, but the last month of the season should probably have made us 6-8 or something. 

 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Counterpoint: we haven't won three in a row since April.

hmmm. when did Jared Spencer go down?

4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Aggy with the last laugh after stealing our hitting coach….

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Just now, David Dennison said:

I'm not sure I'd be calling UTSA spares at this point.

It is a team that we are very capable of beating that hasnt faced the same level of competition we have faced all year and dont have the same caliber of players as we do. All we have to do is show up and play fundamental baseball. Some of yall have never faced adversity and it shows. The team is gonna pull together and win this regional. 

2 minutes ago, Levi said:

Have you ever pondered that some guys on this team anre just not good and Schloss et al have squeezed everything they can out of them? We got like 3 black holes in the lineup with two others that have been playing injured. I mean it’s the same lineup and defense Pierce had outside of 2 or 3 guys and they’ve managed to win the SEC and get the 2nd overall seed. 

Yes, I've pondered it and I agree with you.  It also supports my point.

All the more reason you can't do this...

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No discipline, no attention to detail, no doing the little things right, focused on all the wrong things (swagger and theatrics vs. getting a fucking bunt down), etc.

 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Slim chance it happens, but either way we don’t come out of it ready to compete for a super

I hope we win and go to a super, but we got assholes like Gasparino and Flores on the team.

2 minutes ago, Levi said:

Have you ever pondered that some guys on this team anre just not good and Schloss et al have squeezed everything they can out of them? We got like 3 black holes in the lineup with two others that have been playing injured. I mean it’s the same lineup and defense Pierce had outside of 2 or 3 guys and they’ve managed to win the SEC and get the 2nd overall seed. 

I think this pretty much nails it.

What is disconcerting is that our hitters seem to get worse over time, not better.  I can't help but wonder wtf Tulo is doing with all of that.?

 From this angle it doesn't look too good.

22 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Who? We have 3 reliable bullpen arms and they all pitched today.

We have only pitched one of our weekend starters. We have some arms.

You realize we regularly play four games a week and we have only played two.

I think our bullpen is capable of going for more than two games. Goddamn you people.

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I’m curious where all this swagger and theatrics is outside of Galvan and I guess a 17 year old. Maybe we could use more?

Tulo is looking more like the one football asst coach a new head coach keeps around for "continuity" with older players.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

We have only pitched one of our weekend starters. We have some arms. 

You realize we regularly play four games a week and we have only played two.

Correct, we have Flores (I assume he will start against K State), Riojas (I assume they will save him for the evening game), Grubbs will be available, Burns will be available, plenty of mid level arms to carry us through the day. 

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

hmmm. when did Jared Spencer go down?

Yep. We were rolling until that happened. Texas needs to kick this nagging habit of losing its ace/a top pitcher. Been happening consistently since 2014. 

Belyeu, Flores, and Gasparino combined to go 1-14 with 7 Ks. Felt like all of those outs came with runners in scoring position.

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