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I was texting my buddy who is a D2 ump, & said one way to slow all this plate-crowding down a whole lot would be to just ban the elbow guards. He responded that he was literally typing the same thing to me when he received my text. 
it would change everything.

I know for sure that I’d be a metric fuckton braver at the plate if we’d had elbow guards. And I still got hit a lot.
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gasparino just should not swing the bat. just hope they walk you. christ.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Does he need that big a head start to make it home if it’s not caught?

You seen him scoot?

What's the deal with the kid in the TEXAS shirt sitting there doing the horns down behind the plate?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

What's the deal with the kid in the TEXAS shirt sitting there doing the horns down behind the plate?

That’s @BrazilHorns signal stealer!

Feeling like it isn’t meant to be, smoking the shit out of the ball 

They don't make mistakes. Very sound team unlike us.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

What's the deal with the kid in the TEXAS shirt sitting there doing the horns down behind the plate?

Even our fans have gone regarded

7 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

While not as bad as Aggy going from #1 to unranked and missing the postseason, our season isn’t ending up much better.  A totally epic collapse since the aggy sweep. Getting absolutely boatraced at home by UTSA is completely embarrassing. 

It’s comparable to aggy softball melting down against Liberty in their regional.   

UTSA pitcher has 14 appearances all year, this is his fourth start, he has a 7.85 era, and we can’t score on him. aggravating.

One ER in 4 innings against their worst pitcher (who's thrown more than 10 innings all year).

3 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

These roadrunners are good. 

They certainly play inspired at the disch 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

That’s @BrazilHorns signal stealer!

Hah. Fuck you. Believe it or not. Could be ultimate rope a dope but whatever. 
Doesn’t make Texas leave 7 runners on base with timid base running, bad hitting and great D by UTSA

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Rule changes going against player safety are pretty in right now for sure

My ump buddy also said they knmow people are doing it and have been trying to get on top of it but nothing's worked. Said they'd have to go to automatic review of every HBP to get it under control.

Just now, troph said:

How many runners are we going to leave in scoring position. Fuuuuuck.

47

Just now, Derka said:

UTSA pitcher has 14 appearances all year, this is his fourth start, he has a 7.85 era, and we can’t score on him. aggravating.

To win this needed to flush him early.  Now that he has 4 under his belt they probably got the arms.

Just now, Derka said:

UTSA pitcher has 14 appearances all year, this is his fourth start, he has a 7.85 era, and we can’t score on him. aggravating.

Reminds me of the third string QB’s during the Turtle Tom era who played against us who looked like All Americans after they beat us. 

Lost in all the terrible ABs is how hard Grubbs has been hit lately.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

What's the deal with the kid in the TEXAS shirt sitting there doing the horns down behind the plate?

Gonna guess it’s an aggy who thought he was being clever by paying for a ticket and a Texas shirt so he could go to the game and root against us. He sure showed us. 

gasparino just should not swing the bat. just hope they walk you. christ.

He can’t hit an off speed pitch and seems to have a problem seeing anything below the waist

Amazing how bad Grubbs has become. Went from lockdown to a shaky middle innings guy. 

Just now, chase25 said:

Not sure why Volantis isn’t in the game, this is the season

Gotta try to stretch out Grubbs a bit first

Just now, chase25 said:

Not sure why Volantis isn’t in the game, this is the season

Offense needs to show life to even worry about that.  Who cares if they score more runs if we can't score 7.  

Just now, zlavydra said:

Lost in all the terrible ABs is how hard Grubbs has been hit lately.

Yeah.  We really don't have the pitching depth to fade him not showing up this weekend 

We can't let them keep scoring if we were to mount a comeback.

Maybe make the rule that if the part of you that gets hit is outside the batters box then you don’t get a base.  Should be easy enough to adjudicate by review. 

5 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


I know for sure that I’d be a metric fuckton braver at the plate if we’d had elbow guards. And I still got hit a lot.

Oh, absolutely. 100%. And the way they allow the guard to extend way past the elbow is fucking bullshit too. It increases the chance of getting hit.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Amazing how bad Grubbs has become. Went from lockdown to a shaky middle innings guy. 

Regressed to the mean. 

Peaked in April. Like a fools joke on all of us. 

LSU gonna cruise through this thing anyway.

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