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This ranks in the top 5 of my all-time fav movies and am watching it now.

”I think you’re all fucked in the head.”

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway? 

Go fuck yo mama.

Thank you very much. 

European was on last night I think. Vegas and Christmas are great too.

It's pretty great. Russ chugging the beer and the Christie Brinkley scenes are awesome.

European was on last night I think. Vegas and Christmas are great too.
Christmas Vacation is my favorite Christmas movie. I make it a point to watch it every December.
Christmas Vacation is my favorite Christmas movie. I make it a point to watch it every December.


No doubt. And nothing else comes that close.
11 hours ago, shnsajax said:

 


No doubt. And nothing else comes that close.

 

Die hard 

I don’t know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself.

Edna! Helper’s gettin’ cold!

Cousin Vicki:
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

Audrey:
So, everybody does that.

Cousin Vicki:
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.


We like to send a mailer.

 

(I use that line every single time I have to ask someone for their address.)

It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!

One of Rusty's more underrated lines:

"I wonder if these guys know the Commodores."

you'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of your asshole

Eddie:

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself."

__________

Clark:

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

Eddie:

Nothin' but the best

 

 

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Are you noticing the plight, kids?

Roll 'em up!

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Eddie:

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself."

__________

Clark:

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

Eddie:

Nothin' but the best

 

 

I quote that at any restaurant that has Hunt's.

This is one of those very few movies, very few among comedies, where there is basically nothing that can be trimmed from the movie, or rather needs to be trimmed from the movie.  The editing and writing were just spot-on.

Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids... 

Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.

Kept up with ya for about a mile or two.  Tough little mutt.

Do you know what the penalty is for animal cruelty in this state?
No sir I don’t.
Well... it’s probably pretty stiff.

21 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

you'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of your asshole

 

I'm on a pilgrimage  to see a moose PRAISE MARTY MOOSE! Holy shit

On 9/2/2018 at 10:19 PM, Radical Larry said:

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway? 

Go fuck yo mama.

Thank you very much. 

"Roll em up"

16 hours ago, Deej said:

I quote that at any restaurant that has Hunt's.

Mike Hunt's? 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Mike Hunt's? 

 

So now we need a Porky's thread?

You see where it say "Rib Tibs"?  Well fuck that, you don't wanna go that way.

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I was hammered at a wedding years ago and met a guy named Rusty. I think I used the "Rusty, may I call you Rusty?" line on him about 10 times. I thought I was fucking hilarious. I don't think he felt the same way.

O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her... give her a break.

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I was hammered at a wedding years ago and met a guy named Rusty. I think I used the "Rusty, may I call you Rusty?" line on him about 10 times. I thought I was fucking hilarious. I don't think he felt the same way.

One of John Candy's greatest characters.

41 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

 

So now we need a Porky's thread?

Parliamment's already on it. 

Another one of my favorite underrated lines after he gets pulled over after forgetting the dog on the bumper-

Police officer- Do you know the penalties for animal cruelty in the state of Colorado?

Clark- No, I don't

Police officer- Well they are probably pretty steep 

  • 1 month later...
Lasky: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky: It's a BB gun!
Clark: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Lasky: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Clark: Yeah I could. It could lodge in the skin and cause a very bad infection.

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