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Did Herman really feed the team fucking pizza with all of the 4th quarter left to play? Or is it fake news trumpy style bullshit?

We are here...

I gave your mom my sausage, so this hits close to home.

And by home, I mean your mom’s home. 

26 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Should be 1st question of the weekly pc. 

I get that you ask the question, but I have about fifty offensive related questions I would ask first. 

Did Herman really feed the team fucking pizza with all of the 4th quarter left to play? Or is it fake news trumpy style bullshit?
Okay OP....let's get this straight. As I read your post you think mensa brought 40 or 50 boxes of pizza to the field at the end of the 3rd right? And you believed it so much you posted it?

Jesus, the football board travelled from shaggy to surly. Full fucking retard.
9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Okay OP....let's get this straight. As I read your post you think mensa brought 40 or 50 boxes of pizza to the field at the end of the 3rd right? And you believed it so much you posted it?

Jesus, the football board travelled from shaggy to surly. Full fucking retard.

During the rain delay dumbass.

I don't know, the idea of a Papa John's delivery car driving onto the field through the tunnel and interrupting game action is intriguing. 

22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Okay OP....let's get this straight. As I read your post you think mensa brought 40 or 50 boxes of pizza to the field at the end of the 3rd right? And you believed it so much you posted it?

Jesus, the football board travelled from shaggy to surly. Full fucking retard.

It's a legit question as it was reported on the fox broadcast that he did that during the 1.5 hour rain delay and the studio commentators were making fun of him for it. That doesnt make it true but that info came from somewhere, and if he did do that it's one of the stupidest rhings ever done by a coach during a game. You dont give heavy fatty carbs and cheese to weigh on their stomachs. You give simple carbs like glucose to provide energy.

  

29 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The guys who played like shit got burnt crust!

If that were true then Ehlinger and Devonte Davis would have been made to eat the fucking cardboard box. 

Is there good pizza in Maryland is the real question.  Northern Virginia sure doesn’t have any.

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6 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I don't know, the idea of a Papa John's delivery car driving onto the field through the tunnel and interrupting game action is intriguing. 

Yep interrupting all that game action during the lightning storm. Also not like they dont have tons of pizza already made at the stadium that they like sell and stuff. 

I wonder where that news came from because he's right they were definitely talking about it on the fox broadcast

42 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If Herman bought them pizza wouldn’t it be impermissible benefits and an NCAA violation?

They should have been eating crab cakes. That's the real crime.

Maybe they were all veggie lovers pizzas, so, you know, not so bad.

Heard that in the broadcast... if so, i’m calling out the Mensa card & wondering who the fuck is the team nutritionist.

My brother has a Mensa membership, but it's only so he can be a douche and tell people he's a part of Mensa

Edited by Dutchrudder

Only one way to tell....did the team piss white like mozarella 

3 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Is there good pizza in Maryland is the real question.  Northern Virginia sure doesn’t have any.

Yes in fact in my opinion one of the best pizza places in Maryland is in College Park. It's the original Ledo Pizza. They used to be about five miles away, then they moved the ovens in 2010 to downtown CP. It's Detroit style pizza and it might be my favorite any pizza anywhere.

the real question is did Tom go to the scrip club and get strippers as well with the pizza? If so, I take back every bad thing I said about him on here the last few days.

Herman did say in the postgame press conference that they ate during the rain delay. He didn't say what they ate. 

It would seem most likely that a sideline reporter asked "What are you going to do during the rain delay?"  And someone from the UT staff said, sarcastically, "Oh, we're going to order pizzas."  With an understood but unspoken "dumbass" as the end of the sentence.  And Fox decides to create an issue and report it as serious news.  And here we are.

What the fuck is Detroit style pizza?  void of any ingredients?

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

What the fuck is Detroit style pizza?  void of any ingredients?

Thick crust pan pizza, very bready. Crispy caramelized outer crust. Do you have a Jet's Pizza near you? They're the only Detroit style chain I know of. I don't know if rectangular and cut into square slices is a requirement but all the pics I've ever seen fit that description. 

7 hours ago, runthebone said:

The guys who played like shit got burnt crust!

Guys who tried to play too perfect got pepperoni rolls and extra ranch.

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

No orange slices? Mack is disappoint

A week or two ago I was listening to James Laurinaitis on the radio singing the praises of orange slices. I didn't catch whether he was talking about his high school, college, or pro experience but he said that it was a particularly refreshing way to stay hydrated during a game. He thought it was effective and pretty awesome. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A week or two ago I was listening to James Laurinaitis on the radio singing the praises of orange slices. I didn't catch whether he was talking about his high school, college, or pro experience but he said that it was a particularly refreshing way to stay hydrated during a game. He thought it was effective and pretty awesome. 

This is Texas. Rio Grande Valley ruby red grapefruit slices or GTFO. 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

What the fuck is Detroit style pizza?  void of any ingredients?

It’s a pie sprinkled with sadness, depression and a lot of misery. 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

What the fuck is Detroit style pizza?  void of any ingredients?

Its a cheese pizza that was left in the oven until its black and hard as concrete.

7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

My brother has a Mensa membership, but it's only so he can be a douche and tell people he's a part of Mensa

That's literally the only reason anyone takes the time to get a Mensa "membership"

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

What the fuck is Detroit style pizza?  void of any ingredients?

No, stolen. 

43 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

That's literally the only reason anyone takes the time to get a Mensa "membership"

Literally? Really?

1 hour ago, TXSooner518 said:

 


Via 313 in Austin is Detroit-style and amazing.

 

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No time for pizza. They were busy drawing up a scheme and plays for Sam to throw into triple coverage, and doing a walk through under the stands

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

What the fuck is Detroit style pizza?  void of any ingredients?

Via 313 in Austin sells it.....along with Faygo...

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

What the fuck is Detroit style pizza?  void of any ingredients?

A blood soaked hell-pie you can't even imagine. 

Given how the season started, Tombstone pizza may be more apropos. 

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