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If you want to die, Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have long been the place to achieve it. Joe Pool a distant third. Now, I’ll see myself out before this goes full CR.

14 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

If you want to die, Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have long been the place to achieve it. Joe Pool a distant third. Now, I’ll see myself out before this goes full CR.

I was just thinking that I couldn’t imagine kayaking on Lake Grapevine or Lake Lewisville on a weekend or holiday. I’m not sure I’d even want to be out there in a boat. Too many drunks making bad decisions and putting lives at risk.

From the article:

According to the AG's office, both Gonzalez Gonzalez and the unnamed man, are undocumented Venezuelan nationals

:andherewego:

 

47 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

If you want to die, Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have long been the place to achieve it. Joe Pool a distant third. Now, I’ll see myself out before this goes full CR.

If OP puts "No CR" in the title it's not allowed to go CR. It's science.

 

Edit the title, OP!

19 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

From the article:

According to the AG's office, both Gonzalez Gonzalez and the unnamed man, are undocumented Venezuelan nationals

:andherewego:

 

They achieved the American dream of killing someone with a jet ski.

It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory.  They are a cancer on just about any body of water.  Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. 

29 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory.  They are a cancer on just about any body of water.  Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. 

Nearly got run down by one at SPI while I was SUP-surfing. I think one of the big issues with them is that everyone who gets on one wants to make sure they are close enough to shore or other people to  show off that they are riding a jet ski.

I am one-hundred percent a hipster asshole about this at the beach. If you are doing anything motorized in the surf zone you are a colossal dipshit who is doing the beach wrong. 

36 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory.  They are a cancer on just about any body of water.  Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. 

Electric scooters of the water.

  • Im_smarter_then_you changed the title to What the fuck is wrong with you Lake Grapevine NO CR

Should be deported … to Florida, the panhandle specifically, asylum for foreign born Floridamen.

Edited by 'stache

13 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit.

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14 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory.  They are a cancer on just about any body of water.  Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. 

I like jet skiers.  In my crosshairs with tone.  

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Daikerlyn Alejandra Gonzalez Gonzalez, huh?

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16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Daikerlyn Alejandra Gonzalez Gonzalez, huh?

Her mother wasn't sure which guy fathered her child, so she gave her both their last names. 

17 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

18 year old kayaker killed by jet ski.  Suspect has been arrested.

They arrested the jet ski?

Remember the aliens from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey with the buttcracks that went all the way up? 

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20 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Before anyone remotely thinks about WOULD...

spoilering for those eating lunch

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CDN media

 

 Yeah spandex should be illegal

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16 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory.  They are a cancer on just about any body of water.  Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. 

Per Chat gpt:

1. Visibility + Volume = Attention-Seeking Vibe
Jet skis are loud, fast, and often ridden close to shorelines where people are relaxing.

That combination can feel intrusive, like the rider is saying “look at me!”—even if they’re just having fun.

2. Solo, High-Adrenaline Sport
Unlike team sports, jet skiing is typically solo, with an emphasis on thrills, control, and performance—traits sometimes associated with egocentrism.

Some people associate thrill-seeking with narcissism because it can involve risk-taking for attention or validation.

3. Aesthetic and Status Signaling
Jet skis are often marketed as luxury or lifestyle items.

When someone posts photos of themselves on a jet ski in exotic locations, it can be seen as flexing or trying to project status.

4. Disregard for Others
Riders sometimes ignore no-wake zones, get too close to swimmers, or act recklessly—creating a sense of entitlement.

That behavior aligns with what many perceive as narcissistic traits: disregard for others, rule-breaking, self-centeredness.

5. Social Media Culture
The rise of "influencer" content showing people doing stunts or posing on jet skis reinforces the stereotype, even if most riders aren’t doing that.

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Per Chat gpt:

1. Visibility + Volume = Attention-Seeking Vibe
Jet skis are loud, fast, and often ridden close to shorelines where people are relaxing.

That combination can feel intrusive, like the rider is saying “look at me!”—even if they’re just having fun.

2. Solo, High-Adrenaline Sport
Unlike team sports, jet skiing is typically solo, with an emphasis on thrills, control, and performance—traits sometimes associated with egocentrism.

Some people associate thrill-seeking with narcissism because it can involve risk-taking for attention or validation.

3. Aesthetic and Status Signaling
Jet skis are often marketed as luxury or lifestyle items.

When someone posts photos of themselves on a jet ski in exotic locations, it can be seen as flexing or trying to project status.

4. Disregard for Others
Riders sometimes ignore no-wake zones, get too close to swimmers, or act recklessly—creating a sense of entitlement.

That behavior aligns with what many perceive as narcissistic traits: disregard for others, rule-breaking, self-centeredness.

5. Social Media Culture
The rise of "influencer" content showing people doing stunts or posing on jet skis reinforces the stereotype, even if most riders aren’t doing that.

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3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Per Chat gpt:

1. Visibility + Volume = Attention-Seeking Vibe
Jet skis are loud, fast, and often ridden close to shorelines where people are relaxing.

That combination can feel intrusive, like the rider is saying “look at me!”—even if they’re just having fun.

2. Solo, High-Adrenaline Sport
Unlike team sports, jet skiing is typically solo, with an emphasis on thrills, control, and performance—traits sometimes associated with egocentrism.

Some people associate thrill-seeking with narcissism because it can involve risk-taking for attention or validation.

3. Aesthetic and Status Signaling
Jet skis are often marketed as luxury or lifestyle items.

When someone posts photos of themselves on a jet ski in exotic locations, it can be seen as flexing or trying to project status.

4. Disregard for Others
Riders sometimes ignore no-wake zones, get too close to swimmers, or act recklessly—creating a sense of entitlement.

That behavior aligns with what many perceive as narcissistic traits: disregard for others, rule-breaking, self-centeredness.

5. Social Media Culture
The rise of "influencer" content showing people doing stunts or posing on jet skis reinforces the stereotype, even if most riders aren’t doing that.

Who woulda thought this dumb bitch is any of the above?

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Before anyone asks, "Crash, how tf are you getting these pics?"

There are 2 threads in Reddit about this. 

Edited by crash_davis

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18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Who woulda thought this dumb bitch is any of the above?

grapevine-police-looking-for-woman-that-

Before anyone asks, "Crash, how tf are you getting these pics?"

There are 2 threads in Reddit about this. 

Idk.  She looks thin in some of those pics 

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Idk.  She looks thin in some of those pics 

You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! And an even slightly lesser well known is do not fall for the 45 degree body angle in selfies.

The Nestande "I thought I hit a deer" defense is going to be a bit more difficult with it being on the water, but not impossible.

Water Camping GIF by scandtrack touristik GmbH

36 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Idk.  She looks thin in some of those pics 

Those are the before pics.

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Remember the aliens from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey with the buttcracks that went all the way up? 

Station!

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

The Nestande "I thought I hit a deer" defense is going to be a bit more difficult with it being on the water, but not impossible.

Water Camping GIF by scandtrack touristik GmbH

you haven't lived until you hit a deer on a jet ski while drunk off starfuckers 

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Hot Wheels weighs in:

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Death penalty? For manslaughter?

 

Forget it. He’s rolling. 

Edited by DDD Dad

Death penalty? For manslaughter?
 
Forget it. He’s rolling. 

What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?
1 minute ago, markstanco said:


What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?

Doesn’t matter what he thinks. It matters what the law says (or at least it used to)

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:


What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?

Same general thing that happens to all the others that do the same thing with their cars?

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?

In Texas, it appears the punishment is a fine up to $10K and between 2 years and 20 years in prison.  So, not the death penalty?

2 hours ago, markstanco said:


What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?


 

Swing Miss GIF by MOODMAN

Did no one see what I did there?  Y’all are slipping. 

8 hours ago, markstanco said:


What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?

Remind me: what happened to that blonde chick who did precisely that over in Tarrytown a few years back?


What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?

Depends. What do they look like?

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7 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Depends. What do they look like?

And what politician they're fucking. 

56 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Remind me: what happened to that blonde chick who did precisely that over in Tarrytown a few years back?

180 days in county and 10 years probation. So not the death penalty? But she’s white and comes from a wealthy family in Southern California so the justice system works a little differently for her.

On 5/27/2025 at 4:45 PM, Beau Vine said:

Daikerlyn Alejandra Gonzalez Gonzalez, huh?

Venezuelan mafia fo sho

 

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hot Wheels weighs in:

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The OP said NO CR Greg!

On 5/27/2025 at 10:28 PM, 'stache said:

Should be deported … to Florida, the panhandle specifically, asylum for foreign born Floridamen.

Too cruel & unusual.

Also violates the Geneva Convention.

44 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Too cruel & unusual.

Also violates the Geneva Convention.

Can't believe armybrat has gone woke

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