May 27May 27 18 year old kayaker killed by jet ski. Suspect has been arrested. Victim was going to attend Air Force Academy. Yep. Home for Memorial Day weekend https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/suspect-arrested-in-connection-to-fatal-collison-at-grapvine-lake/3849960/?amp=1 Edited May 28May 28 by Im_smarter_then_you
May 27May 27 If you want to die, Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have long been the place to achieve it. Joe Pool a distant third. Now, I’ll see myself out before this goes full CR.
May 27May 27 14 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said: If you want to die, Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have long been the place to achieve it. Joe Pool a distant third. Now, I’ll see myself out before this goes full CR. I was just thinking that I couldn’t imagine kayaking on Lake Grapevine or Lake Lewisville on a weekend or holiday. I’m not sure I’d even want to be out there in a boat. Too many drunks making bad decisions and putting lives at risk.
May 27May 27 From the article: According to the AG's office, both Gonzalez Gonzalez and the unnamed man, are undocumented Venezuelan nationals :andherewego:
May 27May 27 47 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said: If you want to die, Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have long been the place to achieve it. Joe Pool a distant third. Now, I’ll see myself out before this goes full CR. If OP puts "No CR" in the title it's not allowed to go CR. It's science. Edit the title, OP!
May 27May 27 19 minutes ago, Paper_jam said: From the article: According to the AG's office, both Gonzalez Gonzalez and the unnamed man, are undocumented Venezuelan nationals :andherewego: They achieved the American dream of killing someone with a jet ski.
May 27May 27 It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory. They are a cancer on just about any body of water. Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela.
May 28May 28 29 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said: It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory. They are a cancer on just about any body of water. Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. Nearly got run down by one at SPI while I was SUP-surfing. I think one of the big issues with them is that everyone who gets on one wants to make sure they are close enough to shore or other people to show off that they are riding a jet ski. I am one-hundred percent a hipster asshole about this at the beach. If you are doing anything motorized in the surf zone you are a colossal dipshit who is doing the beach wrong.
May 28May 28 36 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said: It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory. They are a cancer on just about any body of water. Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. Electric scooters of the water.
May 28May 28 Should be deported … to Florida, the panhandle specifically, asylum for foreign born Floridamen. Edited May 28May 28 by 'stache
May 28May 28 13 hours ago, Samson's Wig said: meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit.
May 28May 28 14 hours ago, Samson's Wig said: It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory. They are a cancer on just about any body of water. Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. I like jet skiers. In my crosshairs with tone.
May 28May 28 16 hours ago, Beau Vine said: Daikerlyn Alejandra Gonzalez Gonzalez, huh? Her mother wasn't sure which guy fathered her child, so she gave her both their last names.
May 28May 28 17 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: 18 year old kayaker killed by jet ski. Suspect has been arrested. They arrested the jet ski?
May 28May 28 Remember the aliens from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey with the buttcracks that went all the way up?
May 28May 28 Author 20 minutes ago, crash_davis said: Before anyone remotely thinks about WOULD... spoilering for those eating lunch Hide contents Yeah spandex should be illegal
May 28May 28 Author 16 hours ago, Samson's Wig said: It would be a rare thing indeed to meet someone on a jet ski who isn't a collosal piece of narcisistic shit. I don't know the why of it, but that just comes with the territory. They are a cancer on just about any body of water. Apparently the same rule applies in Venezuela. Per Chat gpt: 1. Visibility + Volume = Attention-Seeking Vibe Jet skis are loud, fast, and often ridden close to shorelines where people are relaxing. That combination can feel intrusive, like the rider is saying “look at me!”—even if they’re just having fun. 2. Solo, High-Adrenaline Sport Unlike team sports, jet skiing is typically solo, with an emphasis on thrills, control, and performance—traits sometimes associated with egocentrism. Some people associate thrill-seeking with narcissism because it can involve risk-taking for attention or validation. 3. Aesthetic and Status Signaling Jet skis are often marketed as luxury or lifestyle items. When someone posts photos of themselves on a jet ski in exotic locations, it can be seen as flexing or trying to project status. 4. Disregard for Others Riders sometimes ignore no-wake zones, get too close to swimmers, or act recklessly—creating a sense of entitlement. That behavior aligns with what many perceive as narcissistic traits: disregard for others, rule-breaking, self-centeredness. 5. Social Media Culture The rise of "influencer" content showing people doing stunts or posing on jet skis reinforces the stereotype, even if most riders aren’t doing that.
May 28May 28 Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said: Per Chat gpt: 1. Visibility + Volume = Attention-Seeking Vibe Jet skis are loud, fast, and often ridden close to shorelines where people are relaxing. That combination can feel intrusive, like the rider is saying “look at me!”—even if they’re just having fun. 2. Solo, High-Adrenaline Sport Unlike team sports, jet skiing is typically solo, with an emphasis on thrills, control, and performance—traits sometimes associated with egocentrism. Some people associate thrill-seeking with narcissism because it can involve risk-taking for attention or validation. 3. Aesthetic and Status Signaling Jet skis are often marketed as luxury or lifestyle items. When someone posts photos of themselves on a jet ski in exotic locations, it can be seen as flexing or trying to project status. 4. Disregard for Others Riders sometimes ignore no-wake zones, get too close to swimmers, or act recklessly—creating a sense of entitlement. That behavior aligns with what many perceive as narcissistic traits: disregard for others, rule-breaking, self-centeredness. 5. Social Media Culture The rise of "influencer" content showing people doing stunts or posing on jet skis reinforces the stereotype, even if most riders aren’t doing that.
May 28May 28 3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Per Chat gpt: 1. Visibility + Volume = Attention-Seeking Vibe Jet skis are loud, fast, and often ridden close to shorelines where people are relaxing. That combination can feel intrusive, like the rider is saying “look at me!”—even if they’re just having fun. 2. Solo, High-Adrenaline Sport Unlike team sports, jet skiing is typically solo, with an emphasis on thrills, control, and performance—traits sometimes associated with egocentrism. Some people associate thrill-seeking with narcissism because it can involve risk-taking for attention or validation. 3. Aesthetic and Status Signaling Jet skis are often marketed as luxury or lifestyle items. When someone posts photos of themselves on a jet ski in exotic locations, it can be seen as flexing or trying to project status. 4. Disregard for Others Riders sometimes ignore no-wake zones, get too close to swimmers, or act recklessly—creating a sense of entitlement. That behavior aligns with what many perceive as narcissistic traits: disregard for others, rule-breaking, self-centeredness. 5. Social Media Culture The rise of "influencer" content showing people doing stunts or posing on jet skis reinforces the stereotype, even if most riders aren’t doing that. Who woulda thought this dumb bitch is any of the above? Before anyone asks, "Crash, how tf are you getting these pics?" There are 2 threads in Reddit about this. Edited May 28May 28 by crash_davis
May 28May 28 Author 18 minutes ago, crash_davis said: Who woulda thought this dumb bitch is any of the above? Before anyone asks, "Crash, how tf are you getting these pics?" There are 2 threads in Reddit about this. Idk. She looks thin in some of those pics
May 28May 28 Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said: Idk. She looks thin in some of those pics You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! And an even slightly lesser well known is do not fall for the 45 degree body angle in selfies.
May 28May 28 The Nestande "I thought I hit a deer" defense is going to be a bit more difficult with it being on the water, but not impossible.
May 28May 28 36 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Idk. She looks thin in some of those pics Those are the before pics.
May 28May 28 Author 5 minutes ago, HenryJames said: Those are the before pics. Like before the trip to gatti’s?
May 28May 28 2 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Remember the aliens from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey with the buttcracks that went all the way up? Station!
May 28May 28 1 hour ago, Deej said: The Nestande "I thought I hit a deer" defense is going to be a bit more difficult with it being on the water, but not impossible. you haven't lived until you hit a deer on a jet ski while drunk off starfuckers
May 29May 29 13 minutes ago, C-Man said: Hot Wheels weighs in: Death penalty? For manslaughter? Forget it. He’s rolling. Edited May 29May 29 by DDD Dad
May 29May 29 Death penalty? For manslaughter? Forget it. He’s rolling. What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?
May 29May 29 1 minute ago, markstanco said: What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene? Doesn’t matter what he thinks. It matters what the law says (or at least it used to)
May 29May 29 53 minutes ago, markstanco said: What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene? Same general thing that happens to all the others that do the same thing with their cars?
May 29May 29 1 hour ago, markstanco said: What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene? In Texas, it appears the punishment is a fine up to $10K and between 2 years and 20 years in prison. So, not the death penalty?
May 29May 29 2 hours ago, markstanco said: What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene?
May 29May 29 8 hours ago, markstanco said: What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene? Remind me: what happened to that blonde chick who did precisely that over in Tarrytown a few years back?
May 29May 29 What do you think should happen to her for killing a person and leaving the scene? Depends. What do they look like?
May 29May 29 7 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said: Depends. What do they look like? And what politician they're fucking.
May 29May 29 56 minutes ago, BrickHorn said: Remind me: what happened to that blonde chick who did precisely that over in Tarrytown a few years back? 180 days in county and 10 years probation. So not the death penalty? But she’s white and comes from a wealthy family in Southern California so the justice system works a little differently for her.
May 29May 29 On 5/27/2025 at 4:45 PM, Beau Vine said: Daikerlyn Alejandra Gonzalez Gonzalez, huh? Venezuelan mafia fo sho 10 hours ago, C-Man said: Hot Wheels weighs in: The OP said NO CR Greg!
May 29May 29 On 5/27/2025 at 10:28 PM, 'stache said: Should be deported … to Florida, the panhandle specifically, asylum for foreign born Floridamen. Too cruel & unusual. Also violates the Geneva Convention.
May 29May 29 Author 38 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Too cruel & unusual. Also violates the Geneva Convention. I violated this girl named Geneva once
May 29May 29 44 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Too cruel & unusual. Also violates the Geneva Convention. Can't believe armybrat has gone woke
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