September 3, 20187 yr Noon on LHN, local Austin radio and streaming here: https://texassports.com/showcase/embed.aspx?Live=338 Preview? PITCHFORKS AND PIZZA: Who called the plays on offense? Who ordered the pizza? Was it NY or Chicago style or Dominos or just fake news? Personnel discussion: QB and RB, the 5 million dollar decisions Battle royale between the press and Herman? Is the season shot? Anyone know how to delete the internets? and now for a few pics: Texas upset at Maryland 34-29 to begin the season at 0-1. Next up:
September 3, 20187 yr Popular Post You know, sometimes you just look at Charlie Strong and you realize that you're no different or better than him.
September 3, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said: I'm not even going to try to assign an order. They're all pretty equal. I'm sure they're all beautiful and sweet in person, though.
September 3, 20187 yr First question coach. Why is every player but Ehlinger punished for turning the ball over? Second question. Why were you and the players not livid and pissed at this loss?
September 3, 20187 yr Im not sure I can stomach this presser. Especially the softballs that will be lobbed because reporters are pussies just like our staff and team
September 3, 20187 yr Still pissed on Monday. We've seen enough to know Tom isn't the future. The next two seasons are going to be fucking painful as we are forced to listen to this cocksucker lie to us in his condescending manner while blaming losses on everything but his inability to fucking coach. this will be a test of CDC's capital raising ability, can he raise the funds to get rid of this fraud after this year and not put us through another year.
September 3, 20187 yr I hope someone asks him straight up, "Why is Tim Beck still employed by the University of Texas?"
September 3, 20187 yr Front row center is the clear winner. #2 is just to her left. The rest can be arranged in any order.
September 3, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Red Five said: Front row center is the clear winner. #2 is just to her left. The rest can be arranged in any order. I dunno, that back row is a dizzying mess...
September 3, 20187 yr Popular Post Someone needs to ask him ”ed orgeron probably can’t even spell his name but changed OC after having a better season than you, do you feel like the smartest man in the room still?”
September 3, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Red Five said: Front row center is the clear winner. #2 is just to her left. The rest can be arranged in any order. Back row far right is I’m pretty sure too about this a transgender.
September 3, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Someone needs to ask him ”ed orgeron probably can’t even spell his name but changed OC after having a better season than you, do you feel like the smartest man in the room still?” Hook Em Bevo is crying????
September 3, 20187 yr When the press conference starts to upset you too much, refer back to this helpful visual. Edited September 3, 20187 yr by TreatyOak
September 3, 20187 yr I wish Herman would walk out for his presser and all the reporters walk out as he starts talking. Giving him the finger.
September 3, 20187 yr I hope to hear some recognition of how a neutral site game across the country was a home game due to all the fans that showed up for that debacle.
September 3, 20187 yr Herman is going to find a way to not answer the question when asked about Tim Beck. Then, he will get snappy.
September 3, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: When the press conference upsets you too much, refer back to this helpful visual. Getting closer to that thong.
September 3, 20187 yr “How can a message board know that Tim Beck (and Shawn Watson) we’re going to suck long before they ever coached a live snap, but you can’t see it?”
September 3, 20187 yr 45 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said: Face down, face down, face down, face down face down, face down, face down, face up, face up, face down, face up Edited September 3, 20187 yr by alphahorn
September 3, 20187 yr When you said during the pre-game interview that carries between Watson, Young, and Ingram would be determined by who “had the hot hand”, were you thinking about the pic that Porter has of Beck giving you a hand job?Why did you move away from tempo when Maryland clearly had no answer for it?Who’s responsibility is it to make sure that the players are properly suited up before the game?
September 3, 20187 yr “The guys played really really hard. It is really really hard to win road games in division 1 football.” Let me know how close I get
September 3, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Lat22 said: “How can a message board know that Tim Beck (and Shawn Watson) we’re going to suck long before they ever coached a live snap, but you can’t see it?” Because Mensa. "Tim Beck was extremely successful when he was a play caller at Nebraska ... so chalk that one up to a lot of misinformation on social media. I will never buy any of that because we're privy to a lot more information than what 'Joe Fan' is." --Tom Herman, 1-5-17, on the negative fan reaction to Beck's hiring
September 3, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Nope said: “The guys played really really hard. It is really really hard to win road games in division 1 football.” Let me know how close I get "It's really hard to....." Is a given. He can't exist without this clause
September 3, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, bschoolprof said: Because Mensa. "Tim Beck was extremely successful when he was a play caller at Nebraska ... so chalk that one up to a lot of misinformation on social media. I will never buy any of that because we're privy to a lot more information than what 'Joe Fan' is." --Tom Herman, 1-5-17, on the negative fan reaction to Beck's hiring Arrogance...yes social media can be full of misinformation to an extent but unlike the 1960s or heck even the 1990s fans can, if they want, watch the results of every coaching opportunity at the college level with their eyes. And then there is thing that gets compiled and is easily available on the intergoogles called stats. Why coaches don't seem to understand that is not misinformation that is just people using results baffles me. Edited September 3, 20187 yr by Surly Bevo
September 3, 20187 yr "Coach Herman? Billy Buckeye with the Columbus Dispatch. I have information indicating that Coaches X, Y, and Z, all coaches of players that you were recruiting for Ohio State, were with you and Zack Smith at that strip club, and that money changed hands there in an effort to get these coaches to influence their players to commit to Ohio State. Is this true?" Edited September 3, 20187 yr by Scheiss Meister
September 3, 20187 yr 53 minutes ago, Bullneck said: I'm not even going to try to assign an order. They're all pretty equal. I'm sure they're all beautiful and sweet in person, though. The only talent in that state migrates to Stillwater for school. The rest.... well, it's hard to cast stones when our cheer now look like bowling balls. I hope Thermensa is ready and prepped, and i hope the press brings it. Not counting on any accountability or humility, but it would take the edge off the day.
September 3, 20187 yr I would love for questions like Can you enumerate the 2-3 reasons why you are still the best person for this job in the face of what just happened on Saturday? Instead it will be a few somewhat direct game related tactical questions that might induce a little squirm but are easy enough to arrogant your way out of with things like "which formation are we talking there, what was the defense in?" bullshit. And the usual assortment of softballs.
September 3, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: When the press conference starts to upset you too much, refer back to this helpful visual. notice the carefully composed angles, placement of hands, and choice of underwear, in a desperate attempt to hide the World Wide Whale waiting to burst forth....
September 3, 20187 yr Popular Post "Coach, before the end of half you clearly started calling the plays and the offense scored two unanswered touchdowns. After that, ingram never sees the field again, no up tempo was run, and Sam was allowed yet another game determining interception. So my question is, what the fuck?"
September 3, 20187 yr You look at Tulsa over there and it's just all about the tradition of having a name that makes no sense given your geographic location.
September 3, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, TankedBevo said: "Coach, before the end of half you clearly started calling the plays and the offense scored two unanswered touchdowns. After that, ingram never sees the field again, no up tempo was run, and Sam was allowed yet another game determining interception. So my question is, what the fuck?" Yup, we're done here. Someone, please have the stones.
September 3, 20187 yr "Tulsa is in Oklahoma. Oklahoma has some good football schools, and that just scares you to death. So do hurricanes that are golden." -- Sorry, had a flashMack.
September 3, 20187 yr 33 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Back row far right is I’m pretty sure too about this a transgender. He/She isn't the only one. Top row, 2nd to the right is close & bottom row, 6th to the right also. I can't remember the last time I've seen so many trans on a cheer squad.
September 3, 20187 yr I hope someone has the balls to ask him why he went away from the uptempo and put Ingram back into the cupboard for the second half.
September 3, 20187 yr 52 minutes ago, Red Five said: Front row center is the clear winner. The rest can be arranged in any order. cheekbones are visible, dnw </vic>
September 3, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, LonghornGoodfella said: First question coach. Why is every player but Ehlinger punished for turning the ball over? Second question. Why were you and the players not livid and pissed at this loss? hell i think they spent the whole off season training Sam not to make mistakes that it sucked out all of his playmaking ability. now he is just out there playing scared and throwing the ball where nobody can catch it. that is, until he is forced to at the end of the game because we haven't scored all game and now we have to.
September 3, 20187 yr I’m sick and tired of this “aww schucks” mentality by players and coaches involved with this program. Herman opening up with “well that was weird” just like last season. No coach it’s not weird, It’s the same exact bullshit. Costly penalties, silly playcalling, not sticking to what’s working (Ingram), Ehlinger throwing games away, busted coverages. None of this is weird. I’m sorry but I’m just over this program right now. Edited September 3, 20187 yr by A’Dam Psycho
September 3, 20187 yr I seriously just can’t get over this. ed orgeron fired Matt Canada at LSU for not having a LSU season which was still better than Herman who keeps and defends beck then turns around and loses to Matt Canada! You couldn’t make this shit up if you sat down and tried too. That knuckle dragger oregeron made a move because he wants to stay the LSU coach and win games and saw this wasn’t gonna work out. mensa got out mensa’d by ed orgeron! Lol. Unbelievable.
September 3, 20187 yr I wish a reporter would sit down and say “coach from page 10 of the fire tome Herman thread on surly” and proceed to just read post after post.
September 3, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Red Five said: Front row center is the clear winner. #2 is just to her left. The rest can be arranged in any order. If everybody liked the same thing there wouldn't be enough sauerkraut.
September 3, 20187 yr who decided, with all of our options at wideout, that Porter "jog out" into the five wide?
September 3, 20187 yr Since we have a podcast now and are definitely more in tune than the 9.95er's, can we somehow get a press pass?
September 3, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said: I'll take the blonde in the denim skirt and the sloot on her right please.
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