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  • Rockethorn1978
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    Someone needs to ask him ”ed orgeron probably can’t even spell his name but changed OC after having a better season than you, do you feel like the smartest man in the room still?”

  • You know, sometimes you just look at Charlie Strong and you realize that you're no different or better than him.

He's so full of shit. Just said the players might have made mistakes because they haven't been this close before.

How about last year when we choked like 5 times?

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You know what happens to Lenny at the end of Of Mice and Men....

1 minute ago, Tracer Bullet said:

Of Mice and Men?  Are you fucking shitting me?  Are you motherfucking shitting me?

At least he’s admitting the team is regarded.

Mensa needs to use some of this fucking window dressing distraction in his offense. Maybe it’ll help distract the defense

Was Herman's major comparative literature or something?

Taking coaches to task for not reading Steinbeck novels, overly flowery and ornate language to sound smart, etc.

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Asked if it is time to bring in Shane to start?

A: No, don’t think it’s time for that. Nobody played perfect but we aren’t gonna demote Sam on the depth chart.

All this QB nonsense is giving Herman a complete fucking pass from dodging/answering any "fire/demote Tim Beck" questions.

"We've never been this close to beating Maryland and that's why we lost." - Texas Head Football Coach Tom Herman

3 minutes ago, Tracer Bullet said:

Of Mice and Men?  Are you fucking shitting me?  Are you motherfucking shitting me?

Mensa, bruh.  You just don't get it.  Steinbeck holds the keys.  Wait til he gets them to read The Grapes of Wrath before OU.  It's on.

"This one game will not define us"

I disagree completely, this game should perfectly encompass the season. Start off like shit, look decent in the middle, close it out stepping on our own dick and go into the off-season the same way we just went into this season. This program has mentally worn me down. 

If Shane can see shit Sam isn't, why isn't Shane playing?

1 minute ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

He is going to regret that Of Mice and Men analogy for the rest of his career.   It will span memes of memes.

Yep. 

coach, how many games do you need to lose with sam before you recognize that he's killing your career here

coach, how many games do you need to lose with sam before you recognize that he's killing your career here
How many books did Steinbeck write?

Why the fuck won't any of these pussy reporters ask about playcalling...

3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

He is going to regret that Of Mice and Men analogy for the rest of his career.   It will span memes of memes.

Yep.  RamJet and TreatyOak will have a field day, here.

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:
1 minute ago, alphahorn said:
coach, how many games do you need to lose with sam before you recognize that he's killing your career here

How many books did Steinbeck write?

Now that's fucking comedy.

Well that of mice and men reference will be great when you are teaching freshman English and coaching special teams in Brownsville, Tom.

Come out totally unprepared and unable to adjust when being paid $5M per.  Yea you better be ready to suck on some grapes of wrath motherfucker

3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Asked if it is time to bring in Shane to start?

A: No, don’t think it’s time for that. Nobody played perfect but we aren’t gonna demote Sam on the depth chart.

Right...so when Simple Jack cost us the game against USC. Or plays so badly we get blown out...We turn to Shane to try and save the season? If I was Shane I'd tell Herman to fuck off. But Boo is too nice for that 

But an hour long rain delay with the prospect of pizza, Tom.

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:
2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:
coach, how many games do you need to lose with sam before you recognize that he's killing your career here

How many books did Steinbeck write?

If you're going to quote Steinbeck, then how about East of Eden and "timshel".  "Thou mayest" call the plays, thou mayest start shane who is 5-2 since you've been head coach, thou mayest play Ingram in the second half.  Free will coach to make better decisions.

herman is fucking stupid. He decided not to play Ingram.

you don’t need experience, you need your best fucking player. 

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And now the Ingram question

A: we will continue to see his role progress as the season goes along. Herman made the call to go with Porter in the second half. Said we need experience at that point in the game on the road coming off the rain delay

Doesn't Tre Watson technically have more experience than Porter...even if it's with a different school?

Herman:

"Sam can't be indecisive in the 4th quarter.  It's like Shakespeare's play, Hamlet.  I think his first quarter was eerily similar to when Hamlet saw his father's ghost and froze.  Very similar to Sam's decision making.  And we can't dwell on it and go all Hamlet act 3, you know?"

At the very least we'll get a shitty synopsis of some work of literature every week

Edited by Tracer Bullet

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

And now the Ingram question

A: we will continue to see his role progress as the season goes along. Herman made the call to go with Porter in the second half. Said we need experience at that point in the game on the road coming off the rain delay

No you stupid fuck....that's not how any of this shit works.

Ingram averaged over 6 ypc, by far the best on the team, bench his ass

And now the Ingram question

A: we will continue to see his role progress as the season goes along. Herman made the call to go with Porter in the second half. Said we need experience at that point in the game on the road coming off the rain delay
Classic Mack.
1 minute ago, Izhmash said:

Doesn't Tre Watson technically have more experience than Porter...even if it's with a different school?

He was referring to watson over Ingram.

He didn’t answer why to Kyle porter was playing WR

Edited by Enchubben

Yeah but Tre Watson "fumbled". He wasn't squeezing the rabbit tight enough.

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