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#151

Coach, did you really feed the players pizza during the rain delay? Surly really needs to know the answer to this.

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    Someone needs to ask him ”ed orgeron probably can’t even spell his name but changed OC after having a better season than you, do you feel like the smartest man in the room still?”

  • You know, sometimes you just look at Charlie Strong and you realize that you're no different or better than him.

#152
1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

herman is fucking stupid. He decided not to play Ingram.

you don’t need experience, you need your best fucking player. 

Good thing for Alabama that Saban didn’t use his most experience QB in the second half last January.

#157

Fuck you tom. This “oh they were trying to be perfect so we were messing up”

your whole mantra is “1-0” which is perfection you fuck tard. The reason we were shit wasn’t for trying to be perfect. Their fucking heads are exploding trying to understand all the shit that comes out of your mouth

#160

Anwrar: "Coach give me a bit more insight on how you had more success when the offense ran better"

 

Are you fucking retarded or are you just that much of a pussy?

#164
1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He sounds overwhelmed to me. It’s Week 2. Sweet.

Yep, he tried to filibuster the "do the players know how to win?"  His answer sucked

#169
3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Good thing for Alabama that Saban didn’t use his most experience QB in the second half last January.

Saban seems like a really really good coach

#171
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Is he diabetic? He's always thirsty.

He's a nervous wreck talking out of his ass right now.  It's palpable.  He knows he stepped in it and is trying to play it off as no big deal

Edited by Tracer Bullet

#174

I don’t think I have ever heard a coach over explain, use a million words to explain stuff than this guy.

guys are so tight. Wtf ever. You coached tight, you called plays tight, you over thought situations and tried to outsmart the other team. 

Address the why and know the what. Stfu! He is obsessed with sounding like a genius. 

#176
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Is he diabetic? He's always thirsty.

Sucking ass makes one parched....

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#180
Just now, DaysOff said:

Is he diabetic? He's always thirsty.

He's nervous.  I can't imagine the pressure involved in being the Texas coach.  Yeah, he chose the job and yeah he gets millions of dollars but that doesn't erase the pressure.  I'm guessing that no one on this thread is perfect and no one on this thread has to stand up in front of the press after you screw up and own it.  BTW I'm not a Herman fan, at all.  But I can empathize with anyone behind that podium.

#182

Thanks for giving all our opponents a great mental image Mensa. Lenny in Of Mice and Men...or the snowman in bugs bunny. I'm sure when they visualize us when they play they'll do just fine now.

#183

He keeps mentioning everyone knows the what we have to figure out the why.

mfer part of the why is your shit ass offense, terrible staff hires, and dogshit personnel groupings on the field. What we want to know is what are you doing to fix it.

#186

It's an amazing how in a state, where so much offensive innovation has happened throughout the years at all levels, has it's predominant university who can't trip over their dicks with the offensive coordinator position.  We've had like 2 competent offensive coordinators in 20 years and we had those guys for a total of like 3 years..... smh.

 

#192

Ok, so NOW the question is not “what” but “why”.  So if the “what’s” are simple, “WHY do we not have a feature running back or even a D-1 quarterback. Texas should have perennial superstars in both positions - 

Herman looks clueless.....a lot of stats but no answers....

#194
defelction  well maryland had 9   fuck off asshole 
LHN then shows graphic that Maryland actually had 7 penalties. Lulz
#195

Good grief, take the delay and kick a PAT.  Please tell me you didn't run a play you haven't practiced.  That's Charlie Strong level dipshittery

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#197
Coach about the 2 point conversion.
do you only have one play? You’ve ran it about 12 times already.
Yeah. Fucking bs to say they didn't get the ball on the left hash as they ask for. What a lame fucking excuse.

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