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I know, I know the title is from the 2nd Movie and the song is from the 3rd (though technically the 1st in the order they happen), but it works too well.

Transfer news, summer tour and hey guess what? We're playing for another trophy August 13th!!!

 

COYS!!!

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I mentioned the preseason schedule - we have:

Newcastle during the Asian tour (S. Korea), Arsenal (July 31) and Bayern Munich (Aug 7)

 

The Super Cup is going to be Aug 13 in Udinese.

if we want trophies gotta assume we gonna be ass in the league again 

 

we was in a semi and a final. 
 

17th and hovering relegation is def not ideal.  But I’ll take 5th-10th and 2 finals a year For the next 2 years.
 

After that, then we can go back to a manager that wants to do good in everything.  But we dont give out the money to compete in everything. We gotta pick and choose with levy in charge 

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42 minutes ago, DeepEastTexas said:

Fuck it. Let's throw the EPL again next year and go win Champions League. 

That would so be worth it for the LULZ.

The pretzel twisting that the biggest Arsenal fans are doing in the EPL thread is so fucking funny. Oh it's a joke trophy,  you still finished 17th, we had more injuries that anyone in the history of the world ....

What a bunch of fucking aggys. We got a trophy, they haven't gotten shit in years and are getting slagged by their own (Henry) - L fucking O fucking L.

You know what the last few years have taught me? I don't hate teams, i hate their fans. Every team here has pretty cordial fans, except Arsenal, they act like dicks, so they can suck dick. I know some cool Arsenal fans IRL, they are fun to talk to and make talking the sport fun. Liverpool, Chelsea for the most part pretty cool.

 

So yeah, anything to get their panties in a bind (and clearly that's not hard with some of them).

My buddy is a Arsenal fan.  For the better part of a decade I've taken his constant pokes at our lack of a trophy from him and the Liverpool buddy. I gave it all back to him last week and he can't take it and is pouting. 

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

That would so be worth it for the LULZ.

The pretzel twisting that the biggest Arsenal fans are doing in the EPL thread is so fucking funny. Oh it's a joke trophy,  you still finished 17th, we had more injuries that anyone in the history of the world ....

What a bunch of fucking aggys. We got a trophy, they haven't gotten shit in years and are getting slagged by their own (Henry) - L fucking O fucking L.

You know what the last few years have taught me? I don't hate teams, i hate their fans. Every team here has pretty cordial fans, except Arsenal, they act like dicks, so they can suck dick. I know some cool Arsenal fans IRL, they are fun to talk to and make talking the sport fun. Liverpool, Chelsea for the most part pretty cool.

 

So yeah, anything to get their panties in a bind (and clearly that's not hard with some of them).

the best part is that a year from now nobody is going to remember or care about the circumstances of the season. they'll just remember the trophies..and we got one!

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Arsenal fans, and one in particular, is the reason why I abandoned the EPL season thread. The constant bitching was too much; e.g. referees v Arsenal. I had enough.
 

Wenger complaining that the Europa Champions get a UCL spot was fun. 

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We might see Davies on Season 4 of Welcome to Wrexham? Unknown. There is word that they are negotiating on a deal.

https://cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/2025/5/30/24439940/tottenham-hotspur-transfer-news-rumors-ben-davies-wrexham-championship-free-transfer

But 2 things:

1. The source isn't super reliable (Football Insider)

2. Spurs were supposedly going to exercise the team option for next year.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5952155/2024/11/27/tottenham-ben-davies-contract-extension/

So we will see what happens here.

Twitters is a buzz with Ange being sacked.  Not shocking.  Just don't know where we go from here.  

I still think he should get another year.  Most fans back him from what I can tell.  The players seem to love him

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Sack a manger before a cup final. Sack a manger after winning a cup final. 
 

Yup that checks out. 
 

4 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Sack a manger before a cup final. Sack a manger after winning a cup final. 
 

Yup that checks out. 
 

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How does Levy not look in the mirror and understand what everyone seems to see?

Yes. It's the best financilly run club in the world. But we also want to win

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48 minutes ago, midtown said:

How does Levy not look in the mirror and understand what everyone seems to see?

Yes. It's the best financilly run club in the world. But we also want to win

You just got a trophy, what more do you want?

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What the hell is the club doing? They can’t let this Ange decision linger. Shit like this is why Spurs are one of the worst run clubs in the league. 

5 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

What the hell is the club doing? They can’t let this Ange decision linger. Shit like this is why Spurs are one of the worst run clubs in the league. 

Twitters says Ange has been on holiday and is back in London to discuss his future

Ange sacked per multiple reports. Hope everyone is ready for Thomas Frank.

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Don't win a trophy

Jasper Beardsley - Thats a Paddlin' Poster

Get to a final, but piss everyone off

Jasper Beardsley - Thats a Paddlin' Poster

Win a major European trophy

Jasper Beardsley - Thats a Paddlin' Poster

 

19 minutes ago, midtown said:

And the cycle begins again.. Sigh

not great, but justified. not to beat a dead horse, but if we lost the europa final it shouldn't be that big of a debate as it relates to ange specifically. 78 points from 66 matches over two seasons is just not good enough - regardless of how shambolic the front office is.

will be forever grateful to ange for the trophy and look forward to having this same discussion about who our next manager should be with everyone again in 18 months.

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20 minutes ago, mr. littlejeans said:

not great, but justified. not to beat a dead horse, but if we lost the europa final it shouldn't be that big of a debate as it relates to ange specifically. 78 points from 66 matches over two seasons is just not good enough - regardless of how shambolic the front office is.

will be forever grateful to ange for the trophy and look forward to having this same discussion about who our next manager should be with everyone again in 18 months.

Again, we just told every manager out there - the mountaintop is not good enough.

19 minutes ago, mr. littlejeans said:

not great, but justified. not to beat a dead horse, but if we lost the europa final it shouldn't be that big of a debate as it relates to ange specifically. 78 points from 66 matches over two seasons is just not good enough - regardless of how shambolic the front office is.

will be forever grateful to ange for the trophy and look forward to having this same discussion about who our next manager should be with everyone again in 18 months.

It's almost like we don't have a roster built to compete on multiple fronts, especially if winning a trophy is the goal.

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Again, we just told every manager out there - the mountaintop is not good enough.

We just told everyone out there that one spot above relegation isn't good enough.  

Europa isn't the mountaintop, it's an honor, but it's not the EPL title, and certainly not Champions League. 

Ange's record outside of his first 10 matches wasn't good. Thanks for Europa, but it was the EPL form that got him sacked. 

Reports coming out that his coaching staff and medical staff were at odds. It's predictable that the club would leak these kind of stories after moving on, but  if there's any truth to it, one side has to move on, if not both. 

I would imagine the club had exit interviews with everyone and the players provided some candid feedback. Based on that, Ange was out. 

I'm just not really that excited about alternative options. Is Thomas Frank really going to be the guy that gets us back to the top 5?

I would've rather kept Ange.

Either the team improves next year or we suck again, we sack him, and maybe there are better options available. 

I personally like the coach at Brighton, but has only had 1 year in the premier league. Next year, after two years of consistency maybe he's worth a shot. Or maybe there's a standout candidate from elsewhere in Europe.

I'm impartial. I think he should have gotten another year but I also understand 17th even with injuries isn't acceptable

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Don't win a trophy

Jasper Beardsley - Thats a Paddlin' Poster

Get to a final, but piss everyone off

Jasper Beardsley - Thats a Paddlin' Poster

Win a major European trophy

Jasper Beardsley - Thats a Paddlin' Poster

 

Don’t get backed for 3 straight windows, lose to Bayern 7-2

 

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2 hours ago, DeepEastTexas said:

We just told everyone out there that one spot above relegation isn't good enough.  

Europa isn't the mountaintop, it's an honor, but it's not the EPL title, and certainly not Champions League. 

Ange's record outside of his first 10 matches wasn't good. Thanks for Europa, but it was the EPL form that got him sacked. 

Reports coming out that his coaching staff and medical staff were at odds. It's predictable that the club would leak these kind of stories after moving on, but  if there's any truth to it, one side has to move on, if not both. 

I would imagine the club had exit interviews with everyone and the players provided some candid feedback. Based on that, Ange was out. 

I’m sure if he had Kane we wouldn’t be in 17th 

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I’m sure if he had Kane we wouldn’t be in 17th 

Or Eriksen, or Jan, or Toby. 
But we didn't have those guys, and we lost 22 out of 38 EPL matches.

We set a record for most losses without being relegated. That's tough to ignore. 

Lots of reports from good sources that Thomas Frank has told Brentford he wants to go to Tottenham.

Fabrizio is reporting "Here we go" with Frank as the new manager. 
 

Hopefully, Frank can bring a couple of Brentford guys with him, namely, Bryan Mbuemo. 

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