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Need bigger fonts.  If there is a setting for this, can a site admin tweak mine up for me?  Much obliged.

For Droid users using the stock browser:

Hit the three dots to the right of the url.

Click on Settings.

Click on Advanced. 

Click on Webpage Text Size.

Adjust the size using slider bar.

???

Profit.

Sounds like the call I get from my mom when she gets a new phone and can't find the option to make the font huge.

Try holding down the CTRL key and rolling the mouse wheel forward at the same time......works for me.

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You pussified millennials need to get the fuck off my lawn.

tty2.jpg

 

I just use my dialup account with my house phone.  It reads everything to me.

Edited by twosheds
im an old idoit

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

I ignored this thread all day because I thought you wrote 'squirting.'

That's why I clicked on it.

Dammit, I thought it said Old Fucker Squirting (I really need a NSAA fix)

 

hope you could read this one ok, Goredho

Edited by Don Keibals

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you motherfuckers need to upgrade your fetishes.

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*|       |             \          |      |      *
*|       `.             |         |       :     *
*`        |             |        \|       |     *
* \       | /       /  \\\   ____ \\       :    *
*  \      \/   ___~~          ~____| \     |    *
*   \      \__~                    ~__\    |    *
*    \_     \        _.______  .______\|   |    *
*      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    *
*       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    *
*       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     *
*      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    *
*     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   *
*     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  *
*    | \    \____)   `____  ___'             |  *
*    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | *
*   |              /    |     |  \            | *
*   |             |    /       \  \           | *
*   |          / /    |         |  \           |*
*   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |*
*  |           /        |    |       |         |*
*  |          |         |    |       |         |*
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(Old)How the hell am I supposed to see the little dots!!!(old)

2 hours ago, Don Keibals said:

Dammit, I thought it said Old Fucker Squirting (I really need a NSAA fix)

 

hope you could read this one ok, Goredho

Armybrat approved.

On 3/26/2018 at 10:53 PM, Goredho said:

you motherfuckers need to upgrade your fetishes.


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*                                               *
* /     \             \            /    \       *
*|       |             \          |      |      *
*|       `.             |         |       :     *
*`        |             |        \|       |     *
* \       | /       /  \\\   ____ \\       :    *
*  \      \/   ___~~          ~____| \     |    *
*   \      \__~                    ~__\    |    *
*    \_     \        _.______  .______\|   |    *
*      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    *
*       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    *
*       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     *
*      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    *
*     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   *
*     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  *
*    | \    \____)   `____  ___'             |  *
*    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | *
*   |              /    |     |  \            | *
*   |             |    /       \  \           | *
*   |          / /    |         |  \           |*
*   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |*
*  |           /        |    |       |         |*
*  |          |         |    |       |         |*
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 

 

lineart goatsee sounds like an excellent login option

On 3/26/2018 at 7:59 AM, Modessit said:

For Droid users using the stock browser:

Hit the three dots to the right of the url.

Click on Settings.

Click on Advanced. 

Click on Webpage Text Size.

Adjust the size using slider bar.

???

Profit.

Thanks

 

shamelessly admit that reading glasses make my life easier.  

Interesting operation putting them on while i drop the fpv goggles on my drone. 

Quoted text can also be illegible with the gray highlight.

On 3/26/2018 at 9:40 PM, Dark Horse said:

This works. 

Indeed

On 3/26/2018 at 10:53 PM, Goredho said:

you motherfuckers need to upgrade your fetishes.


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  
*                                               *
* /     \             \            /    \       *
*|       |             \          |      |      *
*|       `.             |         |       :     *
*`        |             |        \|       |     *
* \       | /       /  \\\   ____ \\       :    *
*  \      \/   ___~~          ~____| \     |    *
*   \      \__~                    ~__\    |    *
*    \_     \        _.______  .______\|   |    *
*      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    *
*       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    *
*       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     *
*      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    *
*     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   *
*     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  *
*    | \    \____)   `____  ___'             |  *
*    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | *
*   |              /    |     |  \            | *
*   |             |    /       \  \           | *
*   |          / /    |         |  \           |*
*   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |*
*  |           /        |    |       |         |*
*  |          |         |    |       |         |*
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 

 

Another old guy hint. Turn your phone sideways to get this joke. 

On 3/28/2018 at 7:19 PM, beer said:

lineart goatsee sounds like an excellent login option

Next band name?

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