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The Way Too Early 2028 Democratic Presidential Candidate Thread

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The bold in your reply above, no this website wasn’t like that either. 
The last sentence in your reply gives the impression that you don’t believe Black women are “normal” candidates, which is problematic on your part and I hope you get the help you need. 
 
There are a ton of other threads on this website where you could have used the phrase “blown her tits off” other than this one, and it’s unclear why you are so married to that idiotic phrase. 
 
But do you, bro.

Hmmm, I think there are plenty of Black women that would make great candidates. Michelle Obama is one. Condoleeza Rice is another.

Shit put them against one another - I’d love that.

Stop trying to make this about race.

When I have 40 hours to wade through the prez election thread I’ll find the sentiment. It’s there. You’re wrong.

Obama vs Rice 2028. Let’s make it happen.
Do you think Obama/Romney was close?

Romney got his dick blown off. Like it’s gone. Obama smoked him.
Why don't Republicans have to find someone normal?

I don’t know - I hope they do.

The US elected a black person president once.

It turned out to absolutely destroy our country.  A shitload of people who perhaps didn't realize how fucking loathsome and racist they were.....realized the FUCK out of how loathsome and racist they were, and fucking ran with it.

"Hate for the other" is the foundational belief of one of our two major parties right now.  And it has brought them incredible electoral success.  It's okay.  Own what we are.  And what we are is a country that finds itself most motivated and passionate when it can direct its hatred, anger, and rage against minorities.

So, no....we won't be electing any black person, ESPECIALLY a woman, president again in the next 50 years.

13 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Hmmm, I think there are plenty of Black women that would make great candidates. Michelle Obama is one. Condoleeza Rice is another.

Shit put them against one another - I’d love that.

Stop trying to make this about race.

When I have 40 hours to wade through the prez election thread I’ll find the sentiment. It’s there. You’re wrong.

Obama vs Rice 2028. Let’s make it happen.

 

Why would Michelle Obama, who has no political experience, be a better candidate than Kamala who has experience as a California AG, a US Senator, and the VP of the United States?

Stop making this about race when you said Harris wasn’t “normal” fuck outta here bro.

 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Why would Michelle Obama, who has no political experience, be a better candidate than Kamala who has experience as a California AG, a US Senator, and the VP of the United States?

Stop making this about race when you said Harris wasn’t “normal” fuck outta here bro.

 

stop making this about anything other than popularity contest. djt has the worst qualifications in the history of presidents. 

stop making this about anything other than popularity contest. djt has the worst qualifications in the history of presidents. 

No shit. Trump fucking won and he has zero experience in anything other than marrying hot chicks and ruining casinos.

If Michelle had run against Trump we could very well be looking at a different president.

Pancho thinks everyone is at the library checking out what the candidates did at the AG’s office or some shit. Nobody cares anymore.
20 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


No shit. Trump fucking won and he has zero experience in anything other than marrying hot chicks and ruining casinos.

If Michelle had run against Trump we could very well be looking at a different president.

Pancho thinks everyone is at the library checking out what the candidates did at the AG’s office or some shit. Nobody cares anymore.

Michelle Obama is very popular....among two very small subsets of people (of course with some overlap between them): black women, and educated white women.  That's it.  She gets smoked in a general election, because the ignorant masses of this country don't like women, and don't like black people.  Deny it all you want, pretend it's not true....but it's true nonetheless.

The days of "qualified" candidates are over.  The Dems need to get a charismatic movie star type to run.  The Rock, McConaughey, some utterly stupid shit like that.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Michelle Obama is very popular....among two very small subsets of people (of course with some overlap between them): black women, and educated white women.  That's it.  She gets smoked in a general election, because the ignorant masses of this country don't like women, and don't like black people.  Deny it all you want, pretend it's not true....but it's true nonetheless.

Mouth breather refers to it as “getting her tits blown off.” You have to speak the language to get through to the morons.

37 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Pancho thinks everyone is at the library checking out what the candidates did at the AG’s office or some shit. Nobody cares anymore.

 

No he does not think that.

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The days of "qualified" candidates are over.  The Dems need to get a charismatic movie star type to run.  The Rock, McConaughey, some utterly stupid shit like that.

I think the opposite is true. Trump will be the last celebrity for awhile.

4 hours ago, Handcruser said:

That’s how I remember it.

Same.  I remember it taking the air out the sails of a lot of Trumpers, too.  Biden was DOA, Harris was new and energetic and (apparently) blowing thru TONS of money and was all over the place.   Womp.

Give me Pete 1000x over AOC.  Guy is smarter than the field combined, and more masculine that Walz could ever pretend to be.   Enjoying getting hulled out shouldn't preclude you from the presidency. 

Mouth breather refers to it as “getting her tits blown off.” You have to speak the language to get through to the morons.

Lolz. Let’s clean up the language on Surly should go over real well.

Much worse is all over this board. Go bitch about that. Sorry your party picked a shit candidate and her tits got blown off.
8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

exploding tits obsession noted. jfc dude

"Nasty Tit Explosion" was one of the louder punk albums I ever heard.

38 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Lolz. Let’s clean up the language on Surly should go over real well.

Much worse is all over this board. Go bitch about that. Sorry your party picked a shit candidate and her tits got blown off.

Fuck off. That shit was fucking weird. That was way beyond the usual for Surly. It wasn't some casual mention. It was a bizarre, disturbed analogy that you made into a full fucking paragraph. 

Fuck off. That shit was fucking weird. That was way beyond the usual for Surly. It wasn't some casual mention. It was a bizarre, disturbed analogy that you made into a full fucking paragraph. 

Which part? Where her tits got blown off?
Just now, Handcruser said:


Which part? Where her tits got blown off?

I don't want to read that shit ever again so I'm posting from memory here. That part was sick but what was worse is you leaned into your fucked up analogy and kept going. 

I got it - Michelle and Dubya! He loooves Michelle.  He was giving her the Eyes of Texas all during Biden’s inauguration.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The US elected a black person president once

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also why are y’all getting your tits in a knot about “tits blown off” am I missing a surly meme?

 

also also Condi Rice will be 74 in ‘28. Can we not talk about old fucks running for POTUS? 

Edited by Sawbonz

2028 Democratic Platform: Don’t get your Tits blown off! 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

What does masculinity have to do with anything? 

You tell me.  It was your party telling us how manly Walz was, and how important it was for him to have such a healthy type of masculinity. Remember, the avid sportsman that couldn't unload his shotgun.   Dollars to donuts Pete's got him beat there, too.   I want yall to run Pete because I think D's win big next few cycles and he seems like the only choice that doesn't outright hate America.

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

You tell me.  It was your party telling us how manly Walz was, and how important it was for him to have such a healthy type of masculinity. Remember, the avid sportsman that couldn't unload his shotgun.   Dollars to donuts Pete's got him beat there, too.   I want yall to run Pete because I think D's win big next few cycles and he seems like the only choice that doesn't outright hate America.

Who hates America more: Republicans or Democrats?

Be honest.

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

You tell me.  It was your party telling us how manly Walz was, and how important it was for him to have such a healthy type of masculinity. Remember, the avid sportsman that couldn't unload his shotgun.   Dollars to donuts Pete's got him beat there, too.   I want yall to run Pete because I think D's win big next few cycles and he seems like the only choice that doesn't outright hate America.

The fact that you think this about him does reflect well on Pete. He does seem to be skilled politically.

18 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The fact that you think this about him does reflect well on Pete. He does seem to be skilled politically.

I don't think there is anyone, anywhere who questions his intelligence.  Even Trumpers living in buttfuck Trumpville, USA.   I don't have the slightest idea on his social thoughts, though.  I know a lot of the progressives hated the McKinsey thing, so I figure he was somewhat down the center.   But obviously the elephant in the room, he's gay, so one could assume he could easily be more socially liberal.  I don't know.  I'll do some studying up on him as the years get nearer '28, because I think a younger veteran with that intelligence is a shoe in.    He'd beat Vance imo.  He'd crush someone like Stephen Miller. 

 

24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who hates America more: Republicans or Democrats?

Be honest.

Is this a joke?   Progressives hate everything that was, and currently is, America.   They'll continue to hate it until we are all the same shade of color, are unarmed, and have equalized bank accounts.  Then they'll find something new about us to hate, I suppose. Probably silly, imaginary borders if I had to guess.  Or the time honored classic of your lineage. 

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Is this a joke?   Progressives hate everything that was, and currently is, America.   They'll continue to hate it until we are all the same shade of color, are unarmed, and have equalized bank accounts.  Then they'll find something new about us to hate, I suppose. Probably silly, imaginary borders if I had to guess.  Or the time honored classic of your lineage. 

Justin Timberlake What GIF

You know who has big tits and an even bigger dick? That's right, the great Khan of the Northern Plains! And nobody is blowing those titties or that big ol hog off. 

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6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Why would Michelle Obama, who has no political experience, be a better candidate than Kamala who has experience as a California AG, a US Senator, and the VP of the United States?

Stop making this about race when you said Harris wasn’t “normal” fuck outta here bro.

 

Este^

32 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Justin Timberlake What GIF

Don’t try with him man. He’s completely gone. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Don’t try with him man. He’s completely gone. 

Oh I'm not wasting any words.

59 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

For better or worse, Newsom is about to become the face of the MAGA resistance.

That's another reason why he's a terrible candidate for president. He will galvanize all the shitty conservatives who are tired of Trump to vote for him, or whoever else, again, because "it's commie Gavin Newsome! I had no other choice." Let newsom be the face of MAGA resistance, and let someone else run for president. 

I'm just as guilty of it, but the real time crowning of public figures and politicians because of a couple of good soundbites is getting old. 

The face of the MAGA resistance is the people in the streets protesting. We need to stop looking to individuals to save us. This is on us and I'm proud of the people who are doing something about it. Hopefully June 14th will be a massive movement. 

 

Edited by Hank Kingsley

That's another reason why he's a terrible candidate for president. He will galvanize all the shitty conservatives who are tired of Trump to vote for him, or whoever else, again, because "it's commie Gavin Newsome! I had no other choice." Let newsom be the face of MAGA resistance, and let someone else run for president. 

Nothing that you said is wrong, I’m just forecasting the inevitable conclusion of all of this.
13 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Is this a joke?   Progressives hate everything that was, and currently is, America.   They'll continue to hate it until we are all the same shade of color, are unarmed, and have equalized bank accounts.  Then they'll find something new about us to hate, I suppose. Probably silly, imaginary borders if I had to guess.  Or the time honored classic of your lineage. 

What a coincidence - Republicans also hate everything that is America.

OMG, samsies!

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

What a coincidence - Republicans also hate everything that is America.

OMG, samsies!

There's definitely a facet of them that as of late, seem to have taken some of our core ideals as an affront.  Not really sure what's going on with that, but I figure those guys will fizzle out in the next few years.   Or maybe we keep our bookend groups that completely ignore the foundation and ideals of the country, who knows.  I think there is going to be a continued fight to see who can get their side to the end of their respective horseshoe. 

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up you fucking boring ass troll.

I am going to vote for the America I want and not the America I think the rest of America will tolerate or accept.  So I am going to likely vote for Mayor Pete if he decides to run.  

I understand Brisket's argument here.  But I can't fully agree that the voters will never vote for someone who is black or a woman b/c of the last election and the response to Obama.  I think it washes away the multitude of mistakes made by Democrats, the Harris campaign, Biden, over the last four years or better yet the last twenty.  

I will likely regret this decision, but that is where I am.

A lot people will have to die before anything changes unfortunately. The fattie's of the country are too hard-headed to ever concede they might be wrong. They enjoy when suffering is caused to others. It is just who they are. 

8 minutes ago, deech said:

I am going to vote for the America I want and not the America I think the rest of America will tolerate or accept. 

I can't imagine not voting for any dem that is nominated.  The only issue is which one has the highest likelihood of winning.  With Trump bringing all the chaos early, we're going to learn a lot at midterms and that will help provide some guidance.  I only wish that the primary used some sort of ranked-choice voting, etc.  But I'm all either way.

26 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

There's definitely a facet of them that as of late, seem to have taken some of our core ideals as an affront.  Not really sure what's going on with that, but I figure those guys will fizzle out in the next few years.   Or maybe we keep our bookend groups that completely ignore the foundation and ideals of the country, who knows.  I think there is going to be a continued fight to see who can get their side to the end of their respective horseshoe. 

Is one of our foundational principles cheering on those who say we should let the second-largest metro area in the country burn?

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16 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

You tell me.  It was your party telling us how manly Walz was, and how important it was for him to have such a healthy type of masculinity. Remember, the avid sportsman that couldn't unload his shotgun.   Dollars to donuts Pete's got him beat there, too.   I want yall to run Pete because I think D's win big next few cycles and he seems like the only choice that doesn't outright hate America.

A guy who's never known a shotgun to be finicky has never owned a shotgun. 

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Michelle Obama is very popular....among two very small subsets of people (of course with some overlap between them): black women, and educated white women.  That's it.  She gets smoked in a general election, because the ignorant masses of this country don't like women, and don't like black people.  Deny it all you want, pretend it's not true....but it's true nonetheless.

The days of "qualified" candidates are over.  The Dems need to get a charismatic movie star type to run.  The Rock, McConaughey, some utterly stupid shit like that.

You’re asking groups to do two things—vote for a minority and a female. We’re, as a society, still grappling with each as an issue. I really liked and would have supported any of the dem candidates. 

Edited by Mdhorn

“Progressive hate everything that was and currently is America.”

 

This performative bullshit is why you people are labeled as idiotic because you people hate everything that is currently America as well. You people only loved America when Blacks, Browns, and the gays were underneath you licking your soles. You people hate equality for all which means you also hate America as it is. 

 

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

A guy who's never known a shotgun to be finicky has never owned a shotgun. 

lol, right? hell, even the single shot 20ga I learned to shoot with as a kid would sometimes stick when opening to pull the spent shell and those are designed to be basically idiot-proof

18 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Is this a joke?   Progressives hate everything that was, and currently is, America.   They'll continue to hate it until we are all the same shade of color, are unarmed, and have equalized bank accounts.  Then they'll find something new about us to hate, I suppose. Probably silly, imaginary borders if I had to guess.  Or the time honored classic of your lineage. 

Hey if somebody who thinks this would vote for Pete, that probably says something. We need every vote we can get.

Edited by Valmy77

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

“Progressive hate everything that was and currently is America.”

 

This performative bullshit is why you people are labeled as idiotic because you people hate everything that is currently America as well. You people only loved America when Blacks, Browns, and the gays were underneath you licking your soles. You people hate equality for all which means you also hate America as it is. 

 

fucking this. conservatives hate current america because it isn't lily white with a bunch of subservient brown people running around fetching shit for them. that america is gone, and we've been trying to them that for a while now.
 

4 hours ago, deech said:

I am going to vote for the America I want and not the America I think the rest of America will tolerate or accept.  So I am going to likely vote for Mayor Pete if he decides to run.  

I understand Brisket's argument here.  But I can't fully agree that the voters will never vote for someone who is black or a woman b/c of the last election and the response to Obama.  I think it washes away the multitude of mistakes made by Democrats, the Harris campaign, Biden, over the last four years or better yet the last twenty.  

I will likely regret this decision, but that is where I am.

Voters replayed tapes of America under Obama and America under Trump and opted for a redux of Trump’s chaos - a decision that cannot be completely understood without factoring in race.

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