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worst press secretary in history and jesus christ how is she in her 20’s? 

6 hours ago, Derka said:

worst press secretary in history and jesus christ how is she in her 20’s? 

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6 hours ago, Derka said:

worst press secretary in history and jesus christ how is she in her 20’s? 

She's actually better at spewing complete bullshit with a straight face than insect girl, whose name I thankfully forget.

Some interesting factoids.  She's from NH, graduated a Catholic college as a first generation college grad.  Is married to a guy 30 years older and had their child out of wedlock.

None of the foregoing is inconsistent with being an actual Christian, except in Trump world.

Not a plumber or electrician, but I recently met a nurse who was also an LGBT Harvard grad, and I think she said her wife was a plumber, presumably also LGBT. 
 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Not a plumber or electrician, but I recently met a nurse who was also an LGBT Harvard grad, and I think she said her wife was a plumber, presumably also LGBT. 
 

I think you misunderstood her when she said, "This is the woman who cleans my pipes."

She was a college softball player…I think she may be protesting a bit too much.

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Well damn, of course she gets her own thread after I put this in the Trump admin thread.  For posterity:

 

From wiki, take it with a grain of salt:

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In interviews she has credited her Roman Catholic education as formative for her spirituality and instilling her with certain mores, including faith, family, discipline, the importance of public service, and pro-life values.[6]

I assume these values include getting knocked up out of wedlock.

Her philtrum is odd and makes her look like an ai creation when she speaks. 

17 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Her philtrum is odd and makes her look like an ai creation when she speaks. 

Today I learned what a "philtrum" is.

She's the female Stephen Miller.  Apparently using the force for evil ages you terribly.  They'll both look like the Emperor by the time they're 50.

54 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Her philtrum is odd and makes her look like an ai creation when she speaks. 

it looks like some kind of scar in the picture above.  Botched nose job?

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

this is the same person.

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I'll refrain on commenting on her appearance, but holy hell is she ugly on the inside. 

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Not a plumber or electrician, but I recently met a nurse who was also an LGBT Harvard grad, and I think she said her wife was a plumber, presumably also LGBT. 
 

Some of those LGBT Harvard degrees are pretty versatile.

It’s ok, she’s a POS who deserves all kinds of ridicule and it won’t hurt her feelings because she has no feelings. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

It’s ok, she’s a POS who deserves all kinds of ridicule and it won’t hurt her feelings because she has no feelings. 

Evil people should be treated as awfully as the law allows.  There are no boundaries, no limits, other than "don't break the law."  That's it.  That's the only limit.

someone like Karoline has no limits. When Trump says something awful or just flat out factually wrong, she will tell you that he didn't say that. Or in case that she wants to repeat it, she will say it's aligned with the American public.

I don't expect a WH Press Secretary to ever disagree with a President but she comes across as happy that Trump is cruel to people. And the major news sources will only push back on her so much because they need access to the briefing room and the WH. Not to mention that reporters are not supposed to be opinion writers but rather to ask questions and report back on the answers. 

I don't think Karoline has met or talked with many plumbers or electricians. Otherwise, she would probably realize the need for liberal arts degrees. But she's stupid as fuck, so maybe not. 

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3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

this is the same person.

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11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Not a plumber or electrician, but I recently met a nurse who was also an LGBT Harvard grad, and I think she said her wife was a plumber, presumably also LGBT. 
 

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45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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Mary Grace!

She really creeps me out. Lies with impunity and seems pretty damn evil. I can't even listen to her speak.

7 minutes ago, Okie State said:

She really creeps me out. Lies with impunity and seems pretty damn evil. I can't even listen to her speak.

You’ve just described every dotard sycophant.  I can’t stomach listening to any of them.

22 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You’ve just described every dotard sycophant.  I can’t stomach listening to any of them.

Man, for some reason the women bother me more. 

I can't explain it but I've just got a very strong feeling this young lady's got some severe comeuppance coming down the pike at some point.

These pieces of shit think Dump's inexplicable invincibility will protect them too, but it will not. 

49 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, for some reason the women bother me more. 

Same here, for me it's the whole trad wife bs and their hypocritical cross necklaces. 

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

I can't explain it but I've just got a very strong feeling this young lady's got some severe comeuppance coming down the pike at some point.

These pieces of shit think Dump's inexplicable invincibility will protect them too, but it will not. 

Lulz. She will be a commentator on Fox News/Newsmax/Trump TV/whatever right wing media flavor of the month and make millions. 

Not to send any of y’all to TikTok or Instagram but the parody bits done by Lisandra Vazquez are very spot on when making fun of this clown. 

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I can't explain it but I've just got a very strong feeling this young lady's got some severe comeuppance coming down the pike at some point.

These pieces of shit think Dump's inexplicable invincibility will protect them too, but it will not. 

A kiln accident, amiright? 

Not to send any of y’all to TikTok or Instagram but the parody bits done by Lisandra Vazquez are very spot on when making fun of this clown. 

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Think she’s on Threads and Bluesky too.
22 hours ago, royiv said:

Lulz. She will be a commentator on Fox News/Newsmax/Trump TV/whatever right wing media flavor of the month and make millions. 

Totally get why you'd say that. It's just a feeling.

She has really good lying skills for some reason, I can't put a finger on it but someone mentioned being a Westworld robot and it kinda makes sense, literally zero shame or principles. she might actually be the most competent member of this administration just on lying alone.

Stephen Miller despite often being compared to Goebbels is the opposite, he could not give away a winning lottery ticket. The blown gasket is just not worth the risk.

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On 6/2/2025 at 1:16 AM, Derka said:

worst press secretary in history and jesus christ how is she in her 20’s? 

She's truly awful and hope she reaps what she sows.  However,

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

She's truly awful and hope she reaps what she sows.  However,

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You could fit two Tom Selleck mustaches between her upper lip and nose. Pass.

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