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Very disappointed that Foreman was placed on the PUP. Hope he heals up 

 

We now have a questionable OL with even more questionable RB's behind it.

 

On the plus side, the defense should be very nasty 

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Please, Houston - give me some football that doesn't ruin my fucking weekend.

If Deshaun stays healthy, I think we're a playoff team.

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No sniffs of Davis Webb or Luke Falk or any other QB that got released? Sticking with Weeden? Really?

I took crazy pills this morning. And in my haze, i saw a victory against Brady Sunday. I think I’ll have another. 

Think Huge is going. He’s in Boston for some Astros. I think the plan is to go to the Texans game too.

I am one more Maryland type game away from wearing Texans shirts on Friday at work. Yes I graduated from the University of Texas at Austin, and yes I'm there. 

There's being a far weather fan and there's sucking for 8 consecutive years. 

I'm looking forward to Texans at Patriots more than Tulsa at Texas. It's a sad state of affairs. 

I just don't expect much out of this team as long as B'oB is coaching and Romeo is napping on the sidelines.

8-8 is ceiling. With Luck back and the Jags D, that would be a miracle.

JJ probably won't make it through the season, again.

I was really confident that UT is going to win 9 games this year. I’m going to refrain from making any predictions when it comes to the Texans. OL and RB are huge holes. Fucking sick and tired of losing to the Patriots. This is the year beat those fuckers.

Come on a TO on a handoff. Fuck you Lamar

That ticker and score banner is annoying as shit. Who makes these stupid decisions?

First time most are touching the football since last year

Nowhere to go but up

Ballgame.

Move on to next week.

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7 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Ballgame.

Move on to next week.

You’re better than this dude. This board sounds like battered wives expecting to be smacked around again

You’re better than this dude. This board sounds like battered wives expecting to be smacked around again
Well when I know my husband(B'oB) can't get it up enough to matter, I'm just laying there and taking it. All while hoping next week will be better.
Come on a TO on a handoff. Fuck you Lamar

That fumble was Watson’s fault. Tried pulling ball out to late.

Preferred running Clemson’s offense where we use Deshaun’s feet than OB’s bs offense 

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:
7 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
You’re better than this dude. This board sounds like battered wives expecting to be smacked around again

Well when I know my husband(B'oB) can't get it up enough to matter, I'm just laying there and taking it. All while hoping next week will be better.

I laughed well done 

You’re better than this dude. This board sounds like battered wives expecting to be smacked around again

That’s rich coming from the biggest whiner on this board.
3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


That’s rich coming from the biggest whiner on this board.

That’s Derka dude.

Texans offense is terrible

wait Texas offense is terrible

i don't fucking know man

Watson has been infected by OB’s shitty offense. 

Missing Fuller for sure.

Until O’Brien takes the oline seriously poor Watson’s going to get crushed back there

 

Pardon my ignorance, but why the fuck do we have to play the pats in NE 2 years in a row?

Texans are still infected with a bad case of mediocrity.  

Texans are still infected with a bad case of mediocrity.  

All my football teams are.

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Texans are still infected with a bad case of mediocrity.  

Not even mediocre. We look like hammered dog shit.

We should have beat NE last year and played a damn good game. We look 10x worse this year.

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