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Jags just got Jamaal Charles.

QHAT THE FUCK ARE THE TEXANS EVEN DOING ABOUT THEIR SHIT RUNNING GAME?

Jags just got Jamaal Charles.
QHAT THE FUCK ARE THE TEXANS EVEN DOING ABOUT THEIR SHIT RUNNING GAME?
Running the QB power spread
3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:
7 minutes ago, Zavala said:
Jags just got Jamaal Charles.
QHAT THE FUCK ARE THE TEXANS EVEN DOING ABOUT THEIR SHIT RUNNING GAME?

Running the QB power spread

Yeah that's what it looks like. Watson should start avoiding contact or his career is going to be cut short before it even begins with butt-chin calling plays. Damn BOB sucks. 

8 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Jags just got Jamaal Charles.

QHAT THE FUCK ARE THE TEXANS EVEN DOING ABOUT THEIR SHIT RUNNING GAME?

Don’t be naive. He’s been waiting to sign with a contender, which we aren’t, and now he has.

Good for him, go JC.

Don’t be naive. He’s been waiting to sign with a contender, which we aren’t, and now he has.
Good for him, go JC.

Who’s being naive? JC is a 31 year old RB who hasn’t taken meaningful snaps since 2014. He not a savior to any team. I love Jamaal and hope I’m wrong but just don’t see it.

He hasn't played in a while, but 33 year old Maurice Jones-Drew is a better RB than Alfred Blue.

He hasn't played in a while, but 33 year old Maurice Jones-Drew is a better RB than Alfred Blue.
Hell bring Ron Dayne or Dominique Davis back. They can fall forward for a yard.

one more week till D'onte is activated? Haven't followed this thread, any word on him lately?

2 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

one more week till D'onte is activated? Haven't followed this thread, any word on him lately?

Hope he rests until he is for sure the same. At the same time, it sucks if BOB is going to run Watson until he breaks.. so I hope he can get back ASAP

Bye week. Just not sure if it’s Texans or the Bills

 

Texans, 28-17

Why is the roof closed? It’s beautiful outside. The Texans fucked over the taxpayers by building a retractable roof stadium.

Why is the roof closed? It’s beautiful outside. The Texans fucked over the taxpayers by building a retractable roof stadium.

That was more of a rodeo thing
3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Stadium empty

Team bad

Hopkins with a ridiculous catch.  He's absolutely uncoverable.

Holy shit. Great snag

Pretty obvious hit below the knee on Watson goes uncalled. Damn BoB protect this man and make sure he gets the damn ball out fast.

Holy shit nice hit DJ Reader

He also holds the ball too long and gets sent on QB sweeps and runs where he doesn't protect himself.

Either way, fuck BoB. 

OL is remarkably bad. Good work


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Davenport has been schooled frequently

Josh Allen’s arm strength is ridiculous 

Davenport might be the worst NFL linemen I have ever seen

10 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Josh Allen’s arm strength is ridiculous 

Until he gets a stinger and the refs didn't call a penelty WAHHH

Fucking bullshit because Watson has been taking big hits the whole game without getting any calls.

16 minutes ago, Zavala said:

He also holds the ball too long and gets sent on QB sweeps and runs where he doesn't protect himself.

Either way, fuck BoB. 

He's gonna sell out and give 100% every play, so it's dickface BoB's job to not send him on fucking sweeps 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He's gonna sell out and give 100% every play, so it's dickface BoB's job to not send him on fucking sweeps 

Yep. Problem is, he's the offensive coordinator, and one of the most predictable ones in the league. He and the team also didn't pick up a real running back, so they are just running Blue and pretending they have some sort of running game. Frustrating.

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Until he gets a stinger and the refs didn't call a penelty WAHHH

Fucking bullshit because Watson has been taking big hits the whole game without getting any calls.

Mercilus lowered his head and speared Allen's arm with the crown of his helmet. Tough penalty to call but incredibly dangerous for Mercilus to do that. He's lucky he hit Allen's arm and not Clowney's helmet, he could have really hurt himself. And that's why it's against the rules.

Fire this clown now. Playcalling is a fucking joke on 3rd and 1

God damn, get it out of there.  And stop throwing picks.  And stop fumbling.  Shit.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Mercilus lowered his head and speared Allen's arm with the crown of his helmet. Tough penalty to call but incredibly dangerous for Mercilus to do that. He's lucky he hit Allen's arm and not Clowney's helmet, he could have really hurt himself. And that's why it's against the rules.

Sure that is a penalty, but if they call that, they better call the ones against Watson. He just got hit in the knee with a helmet the drive before, he has been getting hit, driven to the ground, and landed on just after getting rid of the ball multiple times. No calls.

If I was Watson, I would talk to my agent about having to play with a fucked up lung and getting zero help from BoB. He should not be put in this position anyway, he's going to get seriously hurt.

Get rid of the fucking football.

Now Watson has turned to trash. Whole organization needs to leave Houston.

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Sure that is a penalty, but if they call that, they better call the ones against Watson. He just got hit in the knee with a helmet the drive before, he has been getting hit, driven to the ground, and landed on just after getting rid of the ball multiple times. No calls.

If I was Watson, I would talk to my agent about having to play with a fucked up lung and getting zero help from BoB. He should not be put in this position anyway, he's going to get seriously hurt.

Oh I agree, I really do think the biggest issue is Mercilus not getting himself really fucked up with a broken neck. The coaching staff needs to point that out to him in film review because it's incredibly dangerous.

Just now, Brothahorn said:

Now Watson has turned to trash. Whole organization needs to leave Houston.

BOB is ruining him. Get rid of that moron. Worst offensive coach in the NFL

Holy shit horse collar via dredlocks! 

Damn Clowney better tie his back before a few of his get ripped out in return.

Texans still suck ass but that play made me laugh. Dreads are fair game brah

Tackled by his hair, lol.  Surprised that doesn't happen more often.  

Annnnnnnd a Buffalo backup QB torches Houston.  Why wouldn't that happen?

lol hope the bills hold on. Fire BoB.

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

lol hope the bills hold on. Fire BoB.

BOB needs to be the first coach fired this year midseason

Texans -10 as the biggest favorite this week in the NFL was easy fucking money.

 

To bet against that is.

Just blitz Everytime against us, we can't stop it and won't call a play to counter it.

4 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Just blitz Everytime against us, we can't stop it and won't call a play to counter it.

He said the Texans just "aren't a screen team". What the fuck? We got Coutee, and D-Hop with Sammy Coats as a blocker on WR screens, and we got Lamar Miller. Why don't we don't run screens? Just want to get Watson killed on every passing down?

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