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Trying to keep up w Baker’s distribution to the Texans
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This is the biggest Texan's ass beating I can remember. Look the fuck out AFC. We coming for that Patriot ass. 

We low key have a decent team. The Oline is better than anyone expected. Romeo is not taking his afternoon nap, as much. And Chin has done a decent job as OC.

 

I'm not scared of the punk ass Patriots. Especially, if we can somehow get them at home.

 

And then we waste 10 seconds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah I can now see why BoB doesn’t keep his foot on the gas when we get a lead. Trying to protect Watson. Can’t really blame him until we get better at the line. 

Just now, Brothahorn said:

We low key have a decent team. The Oline is better anyone expected. Romeo is not taking his afternoon nap, as much. And Chin has done a decent job as OC.

I'm scared of the punk ass Patriots. Especially, if we can somehow get them at home.

You mean you're not scared.

Also - our OLine is our biggest weakness. I'm amazed we are about to be 9-3 with the way they have pass-blocked this season. 

You mean you're not scared.

Also - our OLine is our biggest weakness. I'm amazed we are about to be 9-3 with the way they have pass-blocked this season. 

Yes.

 

They are the weak link, but still have done a decent job during the win streak. Considering who they are, you can't ask for much more.

And another touchdown taken away from Baker.  

Have I mentioned that I'm really enjoying this?

Stupid to run it out, but that’s a solid play to not give up, catch up, and force a fumble

Fuck can't believe I'm about to type this but only because it's such an ass beating.

I really, really liked how Baker immediately went up to Callaway. That's leadership in a nutshell.

He's a Sooner megadouche but he's a good football player. Wonder if Cleveland is going to manage to ruin him somehow.

The Texans offense is so bad, and Watson takes really bad sacks.

Edited by HtownHorn

let’s take some shots down field. Really wish we had Fuller. 

Why? 19 point lead and we’re running the ball well. Pound the ball and bleed the clock

Getting interesting.

I swear Mathieu was created in a lab somewhere

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Getting interesting.

Is it?

I swear Mathieu was created in a lab somewhere


Love how pissed he is that he didn’t catch that, but was best he didn’t bc 4th down
4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Damn close.

It's a 3 score game. 

11 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Should have never started bragging.

If you are a Texans/Oilers fan,, you know better than to engage in premature celebration.

Edited by Harrison Stafford

Nice defensive effort with the TOs and Fairbairn has kicked the shit out of the ball. Offense has been shit most of the game.

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Why? 19 point lead and we’re running the ball well. Pound the ball and bleed the clock

We need those plays to beat the pats/chiefs. Sorry but we ain’t beating them by kicking 5 field goals.

Of course mayfield is sporting the special olympics cleats, he played for them in college

I'm still waiting for a win against a good team

Hey, look, everybody. It’s THAT guy.

Don’t be THAT guy.

Y'all crack me up. 22 point drubbing and it's not good enough. Just take the W. 9-3. Foreman coming back at somepoint. 

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's a 3 score game. 

Not the score.

the almost pick off by Honey.

 

Just now, Rip76 said:

Not the score.

the almost pick off by Honey.

 

Ah. yes - picking Baker 4 times would have been incredible. 

Also the Browns aren't any worse than any of the trash in the rest of our division. This is a good win. 


This is bush league. Also, I like how he threw for a career high, most all of which was against a prevent defense once the game was over


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Let’s go Vikings.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Y'all crack me up. 22 point drubbing and it's not good enough. Just take the W. 9-3. Foreman coming back at somepoint. 

Foreman won't see any significant playing time this year.

And I am that guy. Yay! 4 field goals!

Foreman won't see any significant playing time this year.
And I am that guy. Yay! 4 field goals!

Yay! 9 straight wins and a 3 game lead in the division.

I have no doubt the Texans will win the division. I have doubt they will make it past the 2nd round of the playoffs.

1 minute ago, mycox said:

I have no doubt the Texans will win the division. I have doubt they will make it past the 2nd round of the playoffs.

It's hard to get excited about these wins against teams that are a combined 48-57, when 3 of them were gifted due to the stupidity of the opposing coach.

Go 13-3 and get a Top 2 seed, make the championship game. Otherwise this is nothing to crow about.

Bunch of people in here who must fuck only 10s. This team is good and on an incredible run. You can only beat the teams on the schedule. Smell the roses.

Like I said, there’s always THAT guy. Relishes being a contrarian and, even more, making sure everyone in the room knows it.

Contrarian? I'm a realist. 9 wins in a row is impressive. The Texans area a pretty good team, but not quite ready to go deep in the playoffs.

I don't think most of us want to be "that" guy... but it's just that we've seen how this story plays out before. Also mainly cause this team is flawed and my assumption at this point is that it'll take a perfect game/breaks to realistically keep moving in the playoffs. 

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