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He's had the opportunity to scramble a lot more than he has. He's sitting in the pocket until it's too late to do anything.

They've been running the ball incredibly well the entire half, but their pass game keeps setting them back


Yup. They start to gain some momentum and then Watson takes the dumb shit sack.

I don't know what's worse. Our OLine or our wide-outs. How many coverage sacks followed by blitzing sacks are we going to see today?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Anyone that willingly watches "God friended me" needs to be taken out back and shot. 

Some times you need that "feel good" to get ready for Big Bang after watching Chicago Fire, EMT, Police, FBI, NCIS and SWAT

lol 193 yards for TY

It's one thing to lose in a competitive manner... such a bad game from the team today.

Just now, Zavala said:

Some times you need that "feel good" to get ready for Big Bang after watching Chicago Fire, EMT, Police, FBI, NCIS and SWAT

The television habits of old people fascinate me. 

I'll be 50 in a few years and often wonder when my brain will tell me to start watcing CBS. I mean, it has to happen at some point, right?

The crowd seems like they came for a battle red game, not this give up and suck blue.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

They got outclassed today. Better coaching, largely

Deshaun hasn't hit the broad side of a barn, our OLine has gotten mauled all day, and we are trotting out a practice-squad receiving corps. 

Was the coaching great? No. But it wasn't 3 scores bad. We are paper thin and need to get healthy or this is going to be a first-round exit. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Deshaun hasn't hit the broad side of a barn, our OLine has gotten mauled all day, and we are trotting out a practice-squad receiving corps. 

Was the coaching great? No. But it wasn't 3 scores bad. We are paper thin and need to get healthy or this is going to be a first-round exit. 

Damn I wish we could play Cinci like the good ole' days where playoff wins were won with TJ Yates

What in the absolute fuck are we doing? Why is the clock running? 

That's a late hit on Deshaun, btw refs. 

Edited by ztejas
on the tipped ball

The Texans should just do that every time they have the ball.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What in the absolute fuck are we doing? Why is the clock running? 

playing for (eventual) overtime or a devastating 1st down its game over since only got 2 time outs left

What a fucking throw. Wow. He reminds me so much of Favre it's silly. 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Luck can MAYBE get one first down, but if they do, Hou would be lucky to get it back with twenty seconds left

2 timeouts and a 2 minute warning. 20 seconds left? Might want to check your math there bud.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's a late hit on Deshaun, btw refs. 

They ain't calling targeting, late hits, or hits below the waist on Watson, ever. These refs suck. Only certain guys are untouchable.

lol a guy tackles JJ Watt and they call holding on Houston?

the NFL is TRASH

What an ass holding call. Ball was tipped. 

Edited by ztejas
I know that doesn't matter for holding but be reasonable - pass wasn't catchable

Just now, ztejas said:

What an ass holding call. Ball was tipped. 

Also an offensive lineman bear hugging JJ Watt about 12 feet in front of the official 

Does anyone know where Luck is from or if he ever played football at NRG while in high school?

3rd and 1 for the ballgame. C'mon D.

Just now, Jimbaround said:

Does anyone know where Luck is from or if he ever played football at NRG while in high school?

Same city as that guy Vince Young the Texans passed on

Aquaman looks like a steaming pile of horseshit. Someone needs to take the coke away from the Hollywood execs. This stupid fucking superhero trend needs to die. 

Lulz, what a dumbass

lol you can jump a mile away from the offensive guard and the offensive linemen can say they were drew offsides?

BoB still retarded conservative/scared. Punting on 4th and 2 from Indy 45 in the second quarter set the tone. Punting with 6 minutes left down 10 is also scared. 

officials gifted this one to the Colts with a few key shit calls

I'm about to smash my keyboard over my kitchen counter

2 hours ago, Zavala said:

This Colts coach looks like such a doofus. Glad their cokehead owner couldn't find anybody legit for Luck. Hope he doesn't get Matt McCarthy. 

A Houston NFL fan taunting Frank Reich was an interesting choice

Deshaun is going to drag BoB's fatass to a Super Bowl just like Rodgers did for McCarthy. 

He won't get fired because his QB is too much of a fucking baller. I have zero doubt we would have at least sent this to OT without that horrific choke job by the D. 

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