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I don’t disagree with your statement, but that was not at CB that got beat.
I know it was the Honey Badger. But with better CBs, the coverage is probably different and we don't have the HB in his weak spot.

Correction, two healthy receivers



It’s the OL, and injuries at WR. We still only have three healthy players there.


Oh no. What have you done

Torn achilles.

Motherfuck son of a fucking bitch cunt to hell.

Someone get Dez Bryant on the phone.

Just now, Sleepygrad said:

WR's and DB's....who needs em

RBs as well

Uhhhh

Torn achilles.
Motherfuck son of a fucking bitch cunt to hell.
Someone get Dez Bryant on the phone.
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Ok so Texans lose today.

If we beat Jville, what’s the playoff picture?

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Uhhhh

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Joking.

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Ok so Texans lose today.

If we beat Jville, what’s the playoff picture?

It's the Texans, so we'll win one and bow out before the AFCCG.*

* Kidding, but not kidding.

Deshaun right now is when you get fucked in Monopoly by landing on Boardwalk and you try and convince yourself theres some way out of the mess so you desparately mortgage off all your properties. 

Except it isn't Monopoly. It's Thunderdome and Satan is fucking you from behind asking if you've had enough yet.

^^^ What the hell are you babbling about?

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Team is decimated with injuries, can’t really expect any other outcome.

This is exactly why it's hard to take a Bill O'Brien coached seriously in the playoffs.

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

^^^ What the hell are you babbling about?

Our 22 year old phenom QB is playing with a practice squad.

Just now, ztejas said:

Our 22 year old phenom QB is playing with a practice squad.

With a peewee football level offensive game plan.

4 minutes ago, Fico said:

Team is decimated with injuries, can’t really expect any other outcome.

Injury bug is there, but the coaching and game management is pathetic.

Our 3rd and short playcalling is fucking awful. Nothing quick hitting

Our 3rd and short playcalling is fucking awful. Nothing quick hitting

This. So frustrating to watch. I know we don’t have any receivers but let’s give it a shot. We’re down two fucking touchdowns.

With a peewee football level offensive game plan.


We have 1 healthy skill player worth a shit, and an atrocious offensive line. There is no scheme for the personnel we currently have.

It’s a fucking miracle we can move the ball at all.

Rankin should be banished from football, he is so unbelievably bad.

I don't understand what y'all want BoB to call. We have maybe the worst OLine in the NFL. Our backfield is a 2nd stringer who runs for whatever is blocked (which in our case means 2 yards) and a player in his first game back from a torn achilles.

Our receivers consist of the best wideout in the game who is without fail double-teamed on every play, a player that had 12 catches on the season prior to this, a rookie who is also returning kicks for us, and a grab bag of tight ends.

If you want to bitch about something bitch about Mathieu getting burned on an 80 yard touchdown, Reid missing tackles, Hopkins dropping that ball on 2nd down (no, it wasn't "high" he just missed the ball), the MULTIPLE dumb penalties on offense, and the fact that Deshaun has now been sacked over 50 times on the season and on most plays has a micropenis length of time to do anything with the ball.

We were not good enough today and are not healthy enough for the focus to be on the playcalling. Stop.

Don't understand not going for 2 but okay guess I'm watching the rest of this one 

Wowowowowowowowowowow

Holy shit, but will they take it away?

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