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Just now, hookem48 said:

QB draw you stupid fuck

This is the only call

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I'm done. Maybe I'll tune back in if we get it to 21-14 but it's about to be 28-0 going into the half. 

Seriously... treading mediocrity is just not worth it as a sports franchise these days.

Lmao. Watson is shaking his head at that call. 

Nope. Shaking his head at his shitty throw. Hopkins was open.
Just now, TonyTexas said:


Nope. Shaking his head at his shitty throw. Hopkins was open.

Yeah let's start blaming this one on Watson shitty throws.

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah let's start blaming this one on Watson shitty throws.
Shut the fuck up.


It was a shitty throw, Hopkins was wide open
Yeah let's start blaming this one on Watson shitty throws.
Shut the fuck up.

Do you get paid by the post? Worst poster on the site.

How many times do you think they convert that play on 4th and 1?  30% of the time maybe?  Silly with that that much time on the clock. 

2 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

 


It was a shitty throw, Hopkins was wide open

 

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:


Do you get paid by the post? Worst poster on the site.

It never should have been a throw in the first place you dumb fucks

It never should have been a throw in the first place you dumb fucks


Well that’s beside the point you fucking faggot. He threw the ball, didn’t he? And it was a shitty throw. He can also get called out

That halftime score could have easily been 35-0 Colts. But I have no faith in BoB to make adjustments at halftime. 

It was a shitty throw and a hell of a lot worse call, spread the field, QB draw. I'm not even a Texans fan and that call pisses me off. 

 

Shocked that a team with a shitty OL and secondary is getting torched by a team with a good passing attack and horrible defense.

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Y'all best not forget how fucking awesome DW4 tends to be in big games.

It's mind-boggling to me how the point spread and money line says "Houston" yet everyone here and in the media is pimping the Colts like their manifest destiny is the AFC divisional round. What. The. Fuck. 

These two teams split the series and either game could have gone either way if a play or two had a different outcome. (see: Clowney offsides or Frank Reich's brainlock). How the hell is there such uniformity of opinion under these circumstances?

Objectively and no-homer truth talk: the Houston Texans are being disrespected and overlooked and I think it will serve as extra motivation today for Watson, Hopkins, Watt, and Clowney. I think Andre Carter busts a TD on special teams too. 

Fuck the haters. Texans in a blowout. 

It’s like Vegas has seen this before. This was a funny read.

21 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

The whole team sucks. Nobody is off limits for being criticized.

Except Watson, Watt, and Hopkins.

 

8 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It’s like Vegas has seen this before. This was a funny read.

Yeah, because the NFL games are fixed. 

So far, it's been 1 penelty for 5 yards on the colts vs. 7 for 57 yards for the Texans. That doesn't tell half the story, as many of the calls are just missed holding calls or missed OPI calls.

how many 3 and outs is that for BoB?

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I just dont think we have the personnel to win this game. Playcalling or not.

Just now, ztejas said:

I just dont think we have the personnel to win this game. Playcalling or not.

Just watch, we will suddenly start getting calls, get back in it, and it will be close at the end of the game. 

Another hold on Clowney goes uncalled. 

Hey refs. Why don't you go find a big honking dildo and shove it up your ass one at a time.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey refs. Why don't you go find a big honking dildo and shove it up your ass one at a time.

yeah the Lucky boy is going to the next round

We should get a marketable white QB so we can get some fucking calls.

Better luck next year. Can we please get healthy and fucking find a functioning secondary and oline?

Watching Griffin try to block makes me want to gouge my eyes out. One of the biggest pussies I have seen play football. Cut his ass immediately

Here we go. Watson hero mode until he gets decapitated. 

Fire this dumbfuck already before he ruins another career. Texans ruined Andre Johnsons career, now they have Watt, Clowney, Hopkins, and Watson. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Watson not having a good game

His only NFL caliber reciever is hurt, BoB can't get a running game going with his boy Blue because the O line sucks shit.

Oh, and I think they've tried to stretch the field twice, both drops.

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Watson not having a good game

At this point I agree with you. Sorry for being ugly earlier, that playcall just infuriated me.

At this point I agree with you. Sorry for being ugly earlier, that playcall just infuriated me.

That’s a first for Surly. Apology accepted.
1 minute ago, Southernthunder said:

Let’s just waste 30 seconds on the clock. Not like we need time or anything. 

Might also help neutralize their pass rush. Need to do something to put pressure on them. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

lol isn't this one of those Houston sports radio Texans nuthuggers that loves BoB?

Fade to Hopkins or quit BoB

Fuck it's like BoB is trying to clock the ball down 21

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lol isn't this one of those Houston sports radio Texans nuthuggers that loves BoB?

He’s a fat fuck who’s been covering the Oilers, Texan and NFL for the Chronicle for 40 years. He’s a lackey but brutal with his game day tweets.

He’s a fat fuck who’s been covering the Oilers, Texan and NFL for the Chronicle for 40 years. He’s a lackey but brutal with his game day tweets.

He’s also a retarded aggy isn’t he?

Hey refs can we get a TV ratings decision here please?

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