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2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’ll never understand grown men getting their feelings hurt on the internet. I’ll really never understand needing to report it. And I’ll really really never understand needing an ignore function instead of just ignoring it.

 

bunch of baby back bitches on this site. 

Quite a few folks on this board, at any post remotely differing from their POV:
 

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58 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Alexander Volkanovski Sport GIF by UFC

 

25 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

season 3 youre a fucking pussy GIF by Shameless

 

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’ll never understand grown men getting their feelings hurt on the internet. I’ll really never understand needing to report it. And I’ll really really never understand needing an ignore function instead of just ignoring it.

 

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7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I wanna know what necessitated this advisory. 

Derka?

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I wanna know what necessitated this advisory. 

 

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

The posts with Brisket describing facefucking children to death are still up.

Apparently this guy that can’t handle the internet. 

11 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I wanna know what necessitated this advisory. 

Yep need to resurrect the shit on blast thread. 

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Along with posters' number of posts and rep total, there ought to be a display of the number of people who have a given poster on ignore.

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

 

Apparently this guy that can’t handle the internet. 

Except the literal creator of this thread had no idea about it, so let’s use our context clues big boy.

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

We can’t all be mature and levelheaded

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

The posts with Brisket describing facefucking children to death are still up.

He said "facetrucking" you idiot /DaveLapham

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Except the literal creator of this thread had no idea about it, so let’s use our context clues big boy.

Literally? 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Not gonna lie, I thought this thread was gonna be about Derka

It isn’t?

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Hell, I thought this was going to be another lecture about our drinking. 

Seriously, I accused my wife of lobbying @immamac to intervene…

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

75% of the men on this board are more sensitive and bigger whiners than 100% of the women.

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THATS NOT TRUE!!!!!

21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We are all Derka.

Are we all literal Derkas or literally Derka?

30 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

He said "facetrucking" you idiot /DaveLapham

It was always facerake

27 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Literally? 

Yes, crawl away

I vote we just lord of the flies this place and make everyone a mod.

any football losses will be assuaged by Gallows Monday.

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1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

What's worse than 10 dead babies?

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1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans.

Your fault if you look.

The correct answer:

 

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One live baby at the bottom eating her way out 

 

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? 
 

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork. 

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

What's worse than 10 dead babies?

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1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans.

Your fault if you look.

That’s not worse

23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Are we all literal Derkas or literally Derka?

What if it was a mini Derka?

3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? 
 

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork. 

Reported. You’re welcome, Stassney. 

Is this the new Johntay cook thread? 
 

I once met Vince Vaughn on the golf course here in La. He was hammered 

3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’ll never understand grown men getting their feelings hurt on the internet. 

 

Come On Wtf GIF by Saturday Night Live

 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Will we have to watch video on harassment? Seems like I'm watching one at work, weekly.

Well then stop trying to caress your coworker's balls

7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Well then stop trying to caress your coworker's balls

Stop being so jealous.

Man this thread delivers.  Do people really report people on this godforsaken site?

Good news is I found out today that Texas has been declared a  failed state by the great Brisket so I don't have to go into work tomorrow.  By just looking out the window I would have had no idea.

What's the difference between 5 dead babies and a Maserati?

 

I don't have a Maserati in my garage.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How many dead babies does it take to roof a house?  
 

 

 

 

 

depends on how thin you slice em

 

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

I wanna know what necessitated this advisory. 

It was muledick. 

Things I can't believe people do on an internet message board:

1. Get real life mad;

2. Give negative rep;

3. Put people on ignore.

But that's just me.

 

47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How many dead babies does it take to roof a house?  
 

 

 

 

 

depends on how thin you slice em

@StassneyHorn come be a bitch about this. 

I’ll never understand grown men getting their feelings hurt on the internet. I’ll really never understand needing to report it. And I’ll really really never understand needing an ignore function instead of just ignoring it.


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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How do you make a dead baby float?

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One scoop of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby

 

Judges would have also accepted: Take your foot off its head.

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