June 4Jun 4 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: How many dead babies does it take to roof a house? All I know is it requires more thumbs than I have.
June 4Jun 4 Popular Post 11 hours ago, TexArcher said: What if it was a mini Derka? In a way, all of us has a Derka to face. For some, shyness might be their Derka. For others, a lack of education might be their Derka. For us, Derka is a big Arsenal fan who wants to report personal attacks to moderators. But as sure as my name is mdmost, the people of Surly Horns can conquer their own person Derka, who also happens to be the actual Derka! Edited June 4Jun 4 by mdmost
June 4Jun 4 4 minutes ago, mdmost said: In a way, all of us has a Derka to face. For some, shyness might be their Derka. For others, a lack of education might be there Derka. For us, Derka is a big Arsenal fan who wants to report personal attacks to moderators. But as sure as my name is mdmost, the people of Surly Horns can conquer their own person Derka, who also happens to be the actual Derka!
June 4Jun 4 4 minutes ago, Slacks said: Do y'all know Derka in real life? It's been a minute. Do the trees "know" when the seasons change? Do the clouds "know" when it storms?
June 4Jun 4 7 minutes ago, Slacks said: Do y'all know Derka in real life? It's been a minute. Asshole shoulder checked me at Lee Harvey's then made me listen to his freestyle.
June 4Jun 4 6 hours ago, Iceman said: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork. That's the only difference you can think of? Spoiler A truckload of bowling balls won't feed your family. Edited June 4Jun 4 by Rimbo
June 4Jun 4 4 hours ago, mdmost said: In a way, all of us has a Derka to face. For some, shyness might be their Derka. For others, a lack of education might be there Derka. For us, Derka is a big Arsenal fan who wants to report personal attacks to moderators. But as sure as my name is mdmost, the people of Surly Horns can conquer their own person Derka, who also happens to be the actual Derka! Forgive me, Derka. I know that I, Rimbo, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at motownhorn and are looking to take it out on the mods?
June 4Jun 4 5 hours ago, David Dennison said: Also, Rex Kramer just made me laugh. We need an option to rep someone’s rep
June 4Jun 4 Y’all a bunch a whiny ass hoes. More proof wimminz should rules the world. Wait, no we don’t want to be a mod, you kidding? The pay sucks, the job is terrible and babysitting a bunch of grown ass man children in their last decade of relevancy seems like a cruel and unusual punishment to me.
June 4Jun 4 14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: Two men enter, one man leaves ban them both, hell ban everyone - ain't shit happening anyway bunch of whiners
June 4Jun 4 9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Is Derka having trouble with the mods again? The mods, his meds, reality, etc.
June 4Jun 4 12 hours ago, StassneyHorn said: If we want to split hairs, it was violently to death and publicly on live TV. Wont someone think of the.. Ken Paxton?
June 4Jun 4 54 minutes ago, troph said: a bunch of grown ass man children in their last decade of relevancy A decade, huh? Y'all hear that? We got an entire decade of relevancy here!
June 4Jun 4 13 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: You're a funny guy Northloop, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
June 4Jun 4 10 hours ago, Da Fino said: @StassneyHorn come be a bitch about this. Keep trying little man, one will land soon
June 4Jun 4 48 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: A decade, huh? Y'all hear that? We got an entire decade of relevancy here! Combined? Maybe.
June 4Jun 4 I like how a post from the site owner about "stop reporting people for shit that isn't bannable" took about 30 posts for someone to publicly report on some shit that isn't bannable. You can lead surly-ites to water, but really they're just going to piss in it when they get there.
June 4Jun 4 14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said: If we want to split hairs, it was violently to death and publicly on live TV. If we want to split hairs, should it be violently and "pubic"ly on live TV?
June 4Jun 4 31 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: I like how a post from the site owner about "stop reporting people for shit that isn't bannable" took about 30 posts for someone to publicly report on some shit that isn't bannable. You can lead surly-ites to water, but really they're just going to piss in it when they get there. You're not supposed to piss in the water?
June 4Jun 4 15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said: The posts with Brisket describing facefucking children to death are still up. 14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said: If we want to split hairs, it was violently to death and publicly on live TV. Yeah. Where on earth would I have gotten the idea to say that a Republican official could commit an abhorrent violent crime in public and not face any repercussions? Man....where would I have gotten that idea? "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Jesus. Get over yourself. I didn't say Paxton SHOULD do that. I didn't describe the crime in detail ("as DJT's shooting victim on Fifth Avenue chokes on their own blood" or some shit like that). Sorry it upsets you that it is literally operating procedure for officials aligned with the regime to (correctly) take the position that there is no crime so abhorrent that it would cost them voters, and I echoed that to make the point. All things considered, I'd rather Paxton NOT commit abhorrent crimes and get away with them. But by all means, continue to be appalled by my reference to one such potential crimes. I also had a "rape a nun" analogy teed up, but opted for the baby one. Substitute in whatever abhorrent crime you want instead, if it makes you feel better. But most importantly, @immamac - fuck you, muledick, he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit.
June 4Jun 4 14 hours ago, mdmost said: Are we all literal Derkas or literally Derka? Literally we are all hitby
June 4Jun 4 17 hours ago, immamac said: This is starting to be more frequent and the simple answer is the moderation team is sick and fucking tired of dealing with people who can't handle the internet with the given tools. If you repeatedly report people for harassment/being mean to you and it is clearly just a disagreement and not really anything bannable you will see it get marked as complete. If you continue to report posts because someone is being mean to you or you don't like them, you will be told to put them on ignore. If you don't put them on ignore and continue to report their posts you will get a ban. If you are harassing people and you are warned to stop, you will receive a ban and you will have that user put on ignore for you by the staff. If you choose to unignore them and the harassment continues you will be banned. The ignore user feature exists for a reason. You don't get punches in your tough shit card for not putting people you can't stand on ignore. Use the features, stop relying on mods to be your fucking babysitters. Had to neg for the rep cycle.
June 4Jun 4 17 hours ago, hobbes2702 said: I’ll never understand grown men getting their feelings hurt on the internet. I’ll really never understand needing to report it. And I’ll really really never understand needing an ignore function instead of just ignoring it. PM Derka.
June 4Jun 4 13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Is Derka having trouble with the mods again? BO&W keeps following him around and repping his Quinn posts and it is making him very uncomfortable. Edited June 4Jun 4 by Vertigo
June 4Jun 4 3 hours ago, mdmost said: You're a funny guy Northloop, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. "I lied." ... "What happened to Northloop?" "I let him go." 2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:
June 4Jun 4 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: Substitute in whatever abhorrent crime you want instead, if it makes you feel better. Paxton posts CR bullshit outside of CR... and they keep letting him get away with it! 1 hour ago, Sawbonz said: Literally we are all hitby Yeah, well, some of us are nowthis
June 4Jun 4 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Yeah. Where on earth would I have gotten the idea to say that a Republican official could commit an abhorrent violent crime in public and not face any repercussions? Man....where would I have gotten that idea? "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Jesus. Get over yourself. I didn't say Paxton SHOULD do that. I didn't describe the crime in detail ("as DJT's shooting victim on Fifth Avenue chokes on their own blood" or some shit like that). Sorry it upsets you that it is literally operating procedure for officials aligned with the regime to (correctly) take the position that there is no crime so abhorrent that it would cost them voters, and I echoed that to make the point. All things considered, I'd rather Paxton NOT commit abhorrent crimes and get away with them. But by all means, continue to be appalled by my reference to one such potential crimes. I also had a "rape a nun" analogy teed up, but opted for the baby one. Substitute in whatever abhorrent crime you want instead, if it makes you feel better. But most importantly, @immamac - fuck you, muledick, he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit.
June 4Jun 4 6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said: I want to speak to a moderator Everyone that has ever told someone on this site to go fuck their own face really has it coming, apparently.
June 4Jun 4 11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said: I want to speak to a moderator shut up you pussy ass bitch
June 4Jun 4 21 hours ago, immamac said: This is starting to be more frequent and the simple answer is the moderation team is sick and fucking tired of dealing with people who can't handle the internet with the given tools. If you repeatedly report people for harassment/being mean to you and it is clearly just a disagreement and not really anything bannable you will see it get marked as complete. If you continue to report posts because someone is being mean to you or you don't like them, you will be told to put them on ignore. If you don't put them on ignore and continue to report their posts you will get a ban. If you are harassing people and you are warned to stop, you will receive a ban and you will have that user put on ignore for you by the staff. If you choose to unignore them and the harassment continues you will be banned. The ignore user feature exists for a reason. You don't get punches in your tough shit card for not putting people you can't stand on ignore. Use the features, stop relying on mods to be your fucking babysitters. If you're afraid of harassment, if you can't understand the ignore feature then maybe Surlyhorns isn't for you, dude.
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