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13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If you're afraid of harassment, if you can't understand the ignore feature then maybe Surlyhorns isn't for you, dude.

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6 hours ago, troph said:

and babysitting a bunch of grown ass man children in their last decade of relevancy

That hurt, Ellen.

 

 

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

That hurt, Ellen.

 

 

I mean I took DRASTIC measures and I still resemble my own remark about you fellas so it's not like I'm totally immune from being a ho. wait, that came out wrong.

4 minutes ago, troph said:

I mean I took DRASTIC measures and I still resemble my own remark about you fellas so it's not like I'm totally immune from being a ho. wait, that came out wrong.

As long as you don't tie us to the rear bumper.

9 minutes ago, dcbc said:

As long as you don't tie us to the rear bumper.

if we are talking bumpers, I prefer something a bit different..

 

Edited by troph

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

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Bob Stoops can finally finish the hall of mirrors in his penis palace

8 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I want to speak to a moderator

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19 hours ago, Iceman said:

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? 
 

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork. 

what sound does it make when you put a dead baby in a microwave? 

Spoiler

I don't know, I was too busy jerking off 

 

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What the fuck is going on here?

Offseason 

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17 hours ago, troph said:

I mean I took DRASTIC measures and I still resemble my own remark about you fellas so it's not like I'm totally immune from being a ho. wait, that came out wrong.

Yeah well, in the 15 years since the first time I met you, you’ve turned yourself into a real bitch.

 

38 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yeah well, in the 15 years since the first time I met you, you’ve turned yourself into a real bitch.

 

I am the OG queen of the shoulder check. fuck ou.

12 hours ago, immamac said:

A little bit of this a little bit of that. 

one asshole goes one way, the other asshole goes the other way. and then immamac is sayin "whaddya want from me?" 

On 6/4/2025 at 9:57 PM, immamac said:

A little bit of this a little bit of that. 

I repped this to push it over the popular post threshold… 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and for brownie points. 

On 6/3/2025 at 8:23 PM, David Dennison said:

Things I can't believe people do on an internet message board:

1. Get real life mad;

well fuck you dude for not understanding the gravity of what is being discussed here.  you’ve always been such a fuckin asshole.  jesus.

9 minutes ago, troph said:

Look Whos Talking Now Omg GIF

Sister Clotilla at St. Bernadette’s Parochial would’ve whupped that little brat’s butt good. 
My scars had faded by 1960.

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