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IF aggy played Mensa and company this weekend, how would it go?

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Bold first post. You're going to do well, Jerome. I can feel it. 

Well, it's aggy, so it wouldn't surprise me if Ehlinger channeled his inner herp-derp and got us a win.

3 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

27-25, Horns. Because that's how aggy rolls. wtf.

 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Well, it's aggy, so it wouldn't surprise me if Ehlinger channeled his inner herp-derp and got us a win.

This. The universe has an order and that order would dictate that aggy would fail.

 

18 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

27-25, Horns. Because that's how aggy rolls. wtf.

I'm going with this too, because I can damnit..! #ScoreboardForever

23 minutes ago, Shotcaller1 said:

Discuss 

go discuss over at texags, aggy

Change your name to Jizzjar1 and then get back to us.

Texags is down so expect dumbasses to start showing up with threads like these.

The mighty vanquisher of NW State would crush lowly Texas. We'd just be speed bump on the way to your epic win over poor, unsuspecting Clemson. Then you'll eke out a victory over Bama and avenge all of those losses to LSU. Auburn? Schmauburn.

You can't spell Mississippi without sip. You'll dominate those schools in the same way you'd dominate the sips today.

It's all ascent from here, Aggies! That means you're going upward at all times. No descent (that's downward).

God, we wish we were you!

I would still masturbate furiously during my afternoon session and nothing would get in the way of that.  So it would go pretty good.

Case+McCoy+Texas+v+Texas+A+M+PXC5eoQxlkr

 

Herpy derpy derppity derp 27-25 for all eternity. Fuck the aggy

tom herman would get his mensa ass kicked because he doesnt understand a fucking thing about winning.

 

40 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

We would win 77-0. Prove me wrong.

I like this prognostication better, besides, discuss why A&M was "scared" to schedule Texas, opposed to Midland Tech or whoever in 2023, would be my retort...

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