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#103

Non-zero chance this will be an awards ceremony for the Indian Wars and potentially unveiling of throwback uniforms.

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals. This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

 

#106

Steven Miller:  Pete, this is Steven Miller.   President made an ass of himself at the UN, people are again talking about his dementia, and still bringing up the Epstein files he’s in, it’s your turn to fire up a distraction. 

Pete:  Say no more

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#107
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Non-zero chance this will be an awards ceremony for the Indian Wars and potentially unveiling of throwback uniforms.

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals. This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

 

This legitimately makes me want to vomit.

Colonel Forsyth disgraced himself, all of his men, and the United States Army. This is not a part of our history that should be venerated as a brave act or celebrated as victory.

#108
On 6/15/2025 at 1:58 PM, Chopper said:

Year to be prepared for a war with China and the size of their naval fleet -- and the size of the US's -- are too gotcha for the SOD? I can see how it came off that way from the approach and I agree Kalingrad was a show-stopper but when you look at what he was asked, his failure to have even a semi-cogent response was remarkable.

This is another 5 minutes of questions by Rep Mikie Sherrill from the same hearing that was an infuriating/amazing/disgusting display of incompetence. She rips him for his propagandizing, and operational, managerial and budgetary failures.

 

 

Hegseth got Mikie Sherrill back by putting her personal data, including her social security number, out in public yesterday.

#109
13 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Non-zero chance this will be an awards ceremony for the Indian Wars and potentially unveiling of throwback uniforms.

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals. This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

 

Please, please, be AI generated BS.  Sigh.

#110
6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Hegseth got Mikie Sherrill back by putting her personal data, including her social security number, out in public yesterday.

 

NARA is Rubio's realm. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, regardless.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/25/house-investigation-mikie-sherrill-military-records-00581091

House Democrats called for an investigation into the release of Rep. Mikie Sherrill’s (D-N.J.) military records Thursday, following reports that her personal information was errantly distributed.

The ranking member of the House Oversight Committee, Rep. Robert Garcia (D-Calif.), called the release of the record a “stunning failure” to protect the privacy of a veteran and member of Congress. In a letter shared first with POLITICO, he called for an investigation of what he called an “illegal and likely politically motivated disclosure.”

“This raises serious questions about whether NARA, currently headed by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, released the comprehensive record in a politically motivated effort to aid Rep. Sherrill’s gubernatorial opponent,” the Californian wrote in a Wednesday letter to the archives’ acting inspector general, William Brown.

CBS News reported earlier Thursday that the National Personnel Records Center, a branch of the National Archives and Records Administration, released improperly redacted personnel files that included the New Jersey representative’s social security number, among other private information about her military service.

Sherrill is running in November for governor.

#111
20 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Non-zero chance this will be an awards ceremony for the Indian Wars and potentially unveiling of throwback uniforms.

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals. This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

 

Lol. Sorry for the self-quote but the truth is not that far off from this. LULZ.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/26/hegseth-meeting-details-00582791
 

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered hundreds of generals to Virginia next week to discuss grooming, standards and his “warrior ethos” vision — an unusual move that has sparked confusion among military leaders around the world.

The secretive meeting will serve as a kind of pep rally where Hegseth focuses on conduct and expectations for military leadership, according to three military officials and a Congressional aide familiar with the planning.

 

#115
20 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Non-zero chance this will be an awards ceremony for the Indian Wars and potentially unveiling of throwback uniforms.

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals. This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

 

This is the kind of stuff a drunk shithead comes up with during a bender.

#117

SecWar is like Scheisskopf in Catch-22 who is completely obsessed with parade regulations. Damn things are bleak. 

 

#118
SecWar is like Scheisskopf in Catch-22 who is completely obsessed with parade regulations. Damn things are bleak. 
 

Wtf?

So is this like a jab at Sikh’s?
#119
On 9/25/2025 at 7:39 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Non-zero chance this will be an awards ceremony for the Indian Wars and potentially unveiling of throwback uniforms.

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals. This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

 

He can’t triple stamp a double stamp!

#120

So this is why my YouTube algorithm has been pushing military folks talking about the importance of matching outfits and Army chic. They certainly look fabulous in those outfits. Had I looked so fabulous when I was in, I would have served the full 20 years.

It’s very important to look fabulous and matchy-matchy with your fellow soldiers while blowing things up. Otherwise, you might blow up the wrong thing.

And the anti shaving profile thing is mostly directed at Black soldiers, right?

#121
So this is why my YouTube algorithm has been pushing military folks talking about the importance of matching outfits and Army chic. They certainly look fabulous in those outfits. Had I looked so fabulous when I was in, I would have served the full 20 years.
It’s very important to look fabulous and matchy-matchy with your fellow soldiers while blowing things up. Otherwise, you might blow up the wrong thing.
And the anti shaving profile thing is mostly directed at Black soldiers, right?

Correct. Because black soldiers are much less likely to open fire on American civilians. Gotta purge them so we have a fully white supremacist military with full allegiance to the DOTARD over the Constitution.
Minorities are the enemies of everything that’s good and truly American. They belong on the muzzle-end of a rifle, not holding it.
#122
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Correct. Because black soldiers are much less likely to open fire on American civilians. Gotta purge them so we have a fully white supremacist military with full allegiance to the DOTARD over the Constitution.
Minorities are the enemies of everything that’s good and truly American. They belong on the muzzle-end of a rifle, not holding it.

Gravy seals.  Have they seen their own solders recently?  If they get rid of all minorities they’ll have a military the size of Guam.  

#123
Gravy seals.  Have they seen their own solders recently?  If they get rid of all minorities they’ll have a military the size of Guam.  

Incorrect. When they combine it with the President’s Military they created (ICE), they have a rather large force that is locked and loaded for the mission they’ve been prepping for: violent subjugation and repression of the American people.
This is the plan. This was always the plan - modeled on the SA (brown shirts) and the SS. ICE, and its recruitment and granting incredible power and tools of violence to utter losers and rejects, is a near carbon-copy of the brownshirts.
They exist to be used against YOU. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
#124
1 hour ago, Mole said:

So this is why my YouTube algorithm has been pushing military folks talking about the importance of matching outfits and Army chic. They certainly look fabulous in those outfits. Had I looked so fabulous when I was in, I would have served the full 20 years.

It’s very important to look fabulous and matchy-matchy with your fellow soldiers while blowing things up. Otherwise, you might blow up the wrong thing.

And the anti shaving profile thing is mostly directed at Black soldiers, right?

Yes.

#125
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Incorrect. When they combine it with the President’s Military they created (ICE), they have a rather large force that is locked and loaded for the mission they’ve been prepping for: violent subjugation and repression of the American people.
This is the plan. This was always the plan - modeled on the SA (brown shirts) and the SS. ICE, and its recruitment and granting incredible power and tools of violence to utter losers and rejects, is a near carbon-copy of the brownshirts.
They exist to be used against YOU. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

Venezuelan who cuts my hair snatched in Miami.  Sad and pissed.  

#126
20 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The thing about dictatorships is they’re all so much dumber than they look from the outside. 

Usually.  This one is max dumbshit from inside / outside and every angle you can imagine.  

#127
15 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Venezuelan who cuts my hair snatched in Miami.  Sad and pissed.  

Can you expand on this?  What happened?

#128
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Can you expand on this?  What happened?

ICE, his station was empty and I had to ask what happened.  One word answer.  

#129

I’m pretty sure the handyman we recently started using got snatched. We owe him on his last invoice and my wife has texted and got no response.

#130

SecWar is an NFL jersey wearer. 
 

Pete Hegseth hitting the Griddy in an Adam Thielen jersey.That’s my Secretary of War.pic.twitter.com/8cNlOyvjKg

 

#133
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

“Hitting the griddy”? If anyone ever said that to me I might punch them in the face.

I am proud of the fact that I have no fucking idea what that is.  Well, now I have more of an idea. Goddammit.

#134
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I am proud of the fact that I have no fucking idea what that is.  Well, now I have more of an idea. Goddammit.

I'm afraid that the griddy is where you score tuddys and potentially with n***** (I can't even bring myself to type that one out). 

#135

I'm trying to imagine Lloyd Austin dancing around in the stands wearing a jersey, and what the maga-world reaction would be to a black Sec Def doing that.

#136

Also, why is a cabinet official down amongst the hoi polloi in a football stadium?

In whiskey Pete's case, I'm all for it.  Maybe some short Mexicans in jean shorts (h/t Charlie Kirk) take care of that problem for us.

 

#138
47 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

SecWar is an NFL jersey wearer. 
 

Pete Hegseth hitting the Griddy in an Adam Thielen jersey.That’s my Secretary of War.pic.twitter.com/8cNlOyvjKg

 

His team went across the pond and lost.  Checks out.  

#139
His team went across the pond and lost.  Checks out.  
Goddammit, it's hard enough being a Vikings fan without MAGA douchebags joining in. We've suffered enough for fucks sake.
#140

A post on Popehat notes that, because the event is scheduled for 9/30, the last day of the fiscal year, US command staff could be stuck in Virginia for an indeterminate period by a shutdown.

#142
15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

A post on Popehat notes that, because the event is scheduled for 9/30, the last day of the fiscal year, US command staff could be stuck in Virginia for an indeterminate period by a shutdown.

I saw that, but I'm guessing they all have enough personal funds to but a plane ticket back home and will not be stuck in Virginia

#143
3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

That’s from 2022 fwiw. 

He was born in 1980 so by my quick envelope math 1998 or at most 2000 was the last time a jersey an backward hat was acceptable. 

#144
16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

A post on Popehat notes that, because the event is scheduled for 9/30, the last day of the fiscal year, US command staff could be stuck in Virginia for an indeterminate period by a shutdown.

DoD has different rules even in normal times and a GOFO getting back to command qualifies. . Although it’s a fun thought. 

#145
3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

DoD has different rules even in normal times and a GOFO getting back to command qualifies. . Although it’s a fun thought. 

Keg Head probably thinks all of them will have to stay in D.C. and then he's in total control of it all!

 

Stripes (1981) - John Larroquette as Capt. Stillman - IMDb

#146
8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I saw that, but I'm guessing they all have enough personal funds to but a plane ticket back home and will not be stuck in Virginia

Travel will be funded with fiscal year 25 funds including the return.  

#148
2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Sooooo, this meeting was about turning the military against the homeland, yeah?

Well Like Duh GIF - Well Like Duh ...

#149
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

 

#150
3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

 

WTF is the fucking SoDefense (yeah, I said it) doing playing with a skateboard?  Trying to go hard like a 12 year old?  Jeebus fuckstix, this timeline. 

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