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#603

is this thread an OK place for me to call Katie Miller a cunt?

Because Katie Miller is a cunt.

#605
21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

is this thread an OK place for me to call Katie Miller a cunt?
Because Katie Miller is a cunt.

The thread discussing Elon's baby mammas is in DT.

#606

Thank you for your service . . . unless you refuse to worship the pedophile president. This country is so pathetic. Anyone voting republican and says they love the military are lying and you can literally go fuck yourselves.

#610

I know that historically an officer could demand a court martial to clear his name under circumstances like this. I don't know if the current UCMJ still has a procedure for that, but if it does I wouldn't be shocked if Kelly pursued that.

#611
29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Thank you for your service . . . unless you refuse to worship the pedophile president. This country is so pathetic. Anyone voting republican and says they love the military are lying and you can literally go fuck yourselves.

Cops too. Also, they support child rape.

#612
4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I know that historically an officer could demand a court martial to clear his name under circumstances like this. I don't know if the current UCMJ still has a procedure for that, but if it does I wouldn't be shocked if Kelly pursued that.

I assume there's some sort of administrative process within the military for this that he could theoretically pursue. However, they've almost certainly rigged that process, given the delay between their initial outbursts right after his statement and then the delay before they announced this.

#613
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

is this thread an OK place for me to call Katie Miller a cunt?

Because Katie Miller is a cunt.

As good of a place as any.

She probably would just be offended by being called a name, but probably wouldn't push back on it. Just like she was offended on Jennifer Welch calling her husband a White supremacist, but didn't push back on it.

When someone speaks the truth, you can't deny it, but you can be offended by it.

#615
3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I assume there's some sort of administrative process within the military for this that he could theoretically pursue. However, they've almost certainly rigged that process, given the delay between their initial outbursts right after his statement and then the delay before they announced this.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/01/05/hegseth-mark-kelly-censure-pentagon-court-martial/88029585007/

According to this, they can't reduce his retirement without a reduction in grade. There is a hearing process for that. Whiskey Pete may be a bit over his skis here. Although I'm sure they think they have it rigged.

Peter would have done the court martial thing already if he was 100% sure it would work. That statement read like he was trying to shut him down and not go through that process.

#616
14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Peter would have done the court martial thing already if he was 100% sure it would work. That statement read like he was trying to shut him down and not go through that process.

And regardless of what ACTUALLY happens, millions of Americans now believe that Hegseth punished Kelly for his actions.

Again, the end result generally doesn't really matter to these guys. It's all about the theatre.

#617
3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

And regardless of what ACTUALLY happens, millions of Americans now believe that Hegseth punished Kelly for his actions.

Again, the end result generally doesn't really matter to these guys. It's all about the theatre.

And the story will be forgotten tomorrow as Maduro stuff or Cuban stuff happens,

#618
10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

There isn’t enough piss from all the golden showers TFG has been a part of that would be enough for this guy. Threatening service members who defended this country with demotions in rank or anything else is what fascist cowards do. The racist alcoholic clown pretending to run the Defense Department is a special kind of moron. He deserves to have his citizenship stripped once this ends. I cannot really say fully what I think of this waste of a human he is. I’d have Adrian Peterson beat this guy like one of his children if I could.

#619
1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

There isn’t enough piss from all the golden showers TFG has been a part of that would be enough for this guy. Threatening service members who defended this country with demotions in rank or anything else is what fascist cowards do. The racist alcoholic clown pretending to run the Defense Department is a special kind of moron. He deserves to have his citizenship stripped once this ends. I cannot really say fully what I think of this waste of a human he is. I’d have Adrian Peterson beat this guy like one of his children if I could.

This motherfucker really needs what's coming to him. He might be the biggest shitbag to ever serve under Trump.

#620
38 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

There isn’t enough piss from all the golden showers TFG has been a part of that would be enough for this guy. Threatening service members who defended this country with demotions in rank or anything else is what fascist cowards do. The racist alcoholic clown pretending to run the Defense Department is a special kind of moron. He deserves to have his citizenship stripped once this ends. I cannot really say fully what I think of this waste of a human he is. I’d have Adrian Peterson beat this guy like one of his children if I could.

He just needs to be demoted when the Democrats are back in power. Everything he tries to do to Kelly, do to him.

#621
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

He just needs to be demoted when the Democrats are back in power. Everything he tries to do to Kelly, do to him.

In everyday life it’s rare that I am an eye for an eye kind of person. However, with this guy I want the whole nine yards taken from him and then I want what’s left run over by a tank commander that’s the daughter or son of immigrants. This guy really grinds my gears as you can obviously tell.

#622
6 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

In everyday life it’s rare that I am an eye for an eye kind of person. However, with this guy I want the whole nine yards taken from him and then I want what’s left run over by a tank commander that’s the daughter or son of immigrants. This guy really grinds my gears as you can obviously tell.

I say let him have the whole 9 yards.

#623
31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I say let him have the whole 9 yards.

I am not sure he’s worth using all nine yards of any American weapon. I wouldn’t mind borrowing anything made in Latin America to do the job though.

#624
15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

This motherfucker really needs what's coming to him. He might be the biggest shitbag to ever serve under Trump.

It’s him and Miller in a tie for me. Just inherently evil and soulless cretins.

#626
On 1/5/2026 at 9:52 PM, Gil Bang said:

This motherfucker really needs what's coming to him. He might be the biggest shitbag to ever serve under Trump.

Stephen Miller edges past him for me, but it's a very crowded field.

#627
8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

It’s him and Miller in a tie for me. Just inherently evil and soulless cretins.

And they're both obviously pussies pretending to be hard asses...poorly. Their respective acts are nonstop cringefests.

#628
13 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

And they're both obviously pussies pretending to be hard asses...poorly. Their respective acts are nonstop cringefests.

Hegseth still got that “inactive reserve major” energy going on.

#631
14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This Trump administration has made it acceptable to call a lot of people cunts.

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#634

Hegseth touring LM in Fort Worth today. Probably wants to know the status on the F-35 deliveries or the F-22 updates. This will probably be him....

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#635
On 1/7/2026 at 12:37 AM, Hookah Horns said:

Stephen Miller edges past him for me, but it's a very crowded field.

For me, it's pretty much this:

  1. Trump

  2. Everyone else in his cabinet, GOP leadership in the House and Senate, 20-30 "regular" members of the House and Senate (I'm talking about you, Ted, and most of the rest of the Texas Republican delegation), another 40-50 bootlicking sycophants in the media/online personalities and a generally any billionaire or CEO who has sucked up to Trump.

It's 1 then 2a-2cz

#637
On 1/5/2026 at 10:29 PM, atomheartbevo said:

He just needs to be demoted turned over to the Hague when the Democrats are back in power.

FIFY

#638
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

For me, it's pretty much this:

  1. Trump

  2. Everyone else in his cabinet, GOP leadership in the House and Senate, 20-30 "regular" members of the House and Senate (I'm talking about you, Ted, and most of the rest of the Texas Republican delegation), another 40-50 bootlicking sycophants in the media/online personalities and a generally any billionaire or CEO who has sucked up to Trump.

It's 1 then 2a-2cz

I think Miller pretty clearly has worked very hard to be 1b

#642

Just a reminder. I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to programming AI, but it certainly appears you can manipulate its ethics/morality?

Who in their right mind thinks it's a splendid-fucking-licious idea to integrate whatever the fuck AI is and its role in defense shit is out of their fucking minds.

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#643
On 12/29/2025 at 8:21 PM, Bullneck said:

Fuck…..

Did our Real World transpo secretary backfill all the DOGE’d ATC guys with a call center from India or something?!

I mean that would explain a lot… and is very on brand for this admin…. And that pilot did seem to get the same kind of shrug response / no resolution that I get when Indian customer service answers the phone.

#644

I guarantee that most in the military are unhappy with Hegseth for demoting Kelly to reduce his pension. You know that every general or admiral around him, even those who support Hegseth, realize that they too can get demoted with future administrations now that the Sec of Def has politicized pensions. They know they don't have the option to jump back to a Fox News morning (weekends only) anchor role.

"General Smith - you supported Hegseth and his questionable actions and policies? I hope you enjoy your remaining days with 2nd Lt. retirement pay."

Seriously I would bet that most military leaders are proud of Kelly even if they don't agree with his views.

#645
7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I guarantee that most in the military are unhappy with Hegseth for demoting Kelly to reduce his pension. You know that every general or admiral around him, even those who support Hegseth, realize that they too can get demoted with future administrations now that the Sec of Def has politicized pensions. They know they don't have the option to jump back to a Fox News morning (weekends only) anchor role.

"General Smith - you supported Hegseth and his questionable actions and policies? I hope you enjoy your remaining days with 2nd Lt. retirement pay."

Seriously I would bet that most military leaders are proud of Kelly even if they don't agree with his views.

Don't forget that Hegseth's career was some kind of shitshow - in and out of active duty and getting promoted to major in the Inactive Reserve which I do not understand. Granted, it was 30 years ago, but it had not changed between when my dad was in and I was in - it was the last stop on being fully separated from the military and I don't recall anybody getting promoted before hearing about Hegseth. Maybe some World War II generals were promoted in retirement (but at that rank they get special treatment). And Hegseth never actually held an actual command out of maybe a platoon from what I've seen.

#646
17 hours ago, bolverk said:

Just a reminder. I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to programming AI, but it certainly appears you can manipulate its ethics/morality?

Who in their right mind thinks it's a splendid-fucking-licious idea to integrate whatever the fuck AI is and its role in defense shit is out of their fucking minds.

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He already said it won’t be “woke”. Let me translate that for you: we are going to turn over our entire military to an AI programmed and directed by Elon to be white supremacist.

Turn over the most powerful military in the world to a racist robot programmed by a psychopath. What could go wrong?

#647
43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Don't forget that Hegseth's career was some kind of shitshow - in and out of active duty and getting promoted to major in the Inactive Reserve which I do not understand. Granted, it was 30 years ago, but it had not changed between when my dad was in and I was in - it was the last stop on being fully separated from the military and I don't recall anybody getting promoted before hearing about Hegseth. Maybe some World War II generals were promoted in retirement (but at that rank they get special treatment). And Hegseth never actually held an actual command out of maybe a platoon from what I've seen.

Maybe he was really really really good at (no homo) sucking dick?

ETA

Hegseth. I never met your dad but I bet he was cool.

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#648
16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He already said it won’t be “woke”. Let me translate that for you: we are going to turn over our entire military to an AI programmed and directed by Elon to be white supremacist.

Turn over the most powerful military in the world to a racist robot programmed by a psychopath. What could go wrong?

Have none of these idiots watched Terminator?

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