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#6
6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Will this affect the supply of banana hammocks?

That's an entirely different group of workers.

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#14

Good. We shouldn't be importing bananas anyway. It's time to make bananas in the USA dammit.

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#17

Yeah, we're running a little bit hot tonight.  I can barely see the road from the heat coming off it.  I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.....

 

 

 

 

#21
15 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Yeah, we're running a little bit hot tonight.  I can barely see the road from the heat coming off it.  I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.....

 

 

 

 

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#31
32 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

What the hell am i supposed to stick into tail pipes now?

PM @NowThis

#32
33 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

What the hell am i supposed to stick into tail pipes now?

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#35
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I claim Panamanian Banana Crisis as my next garage band name. 

Would make a decent porn movie title about a down on his luck Panamanian porn star as he struggles with the question of whether there is more to life than MFFF foursomes, and his search for redemption as he discovers MFFFF fivesomes.

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#43
4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Will this affect the supply of banana hammocks?

 

4 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

That's an entirely different group of workers.

@Hank Scorpio - just in case this spreads, do you have any leads on where to find hammocks?

#46
5 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Dammit!  Cheapest fruit in the grocery store.

There’s Reginald in Dairy. 

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#50
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

Good. We shouldn't be importing bananas anyway. It's time to make bananas in the USA dammit.

no CR

.@RepDean: What's the tariff on bananas? Americans love bananas.Secretary @howardlutnick: Generally 10%.Dean: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%.Lutnick: If you build in America...there will be no tariff.Dean: We cannot build bananas in America.

 

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