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43 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You threw that remote pretty hard, man. 

This place produces some of the most obscure shit found.

43 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Hey hey hey…….goodbye 

Dude...you are dissing the first five syllables to the "Banana Split's" song. Do better!

CHIEF

On 6/5/2025 at 8:57 AM, royiv said:

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23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, there’s always money in the banana stand. 

I'm a bit disappointed that it took until posts #24 and #28 for these two replies.

I'm glad I bought the five gallon tubs of dehydrated bananas from Jim Baker when I did. 

12 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Dude...you are dissing the first five syllables to the "Banana Split's" song. Do better!

CHIEF

 

31 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

FUCK!!! This song has lived quietly in my sub-conscious for five decades, and now it's back with a vengeance.  

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

FUCK!!! This song has lived quietly in my sub-conscious for five decades, and now it's back with a vengeance.  

If you want to replace it with something else, watch the video I shared in Post #52 upthread. 

36 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

What is she sniffing?

Blake Shelton’s taint.

On 6/5/2025 at 5:25 AM, immamac said:

Some could call this negotiation tactic... Bananas. 

While this kind of humor may be appeeling, it does create a slippery slope for a bunch of wordplay attempts. 

I had a tour of a Dole banana plantation in Costa Rica in 2017 so this hits close to home. 

Also fuck anyone who isn’t pro workers right. 

How much drugs did Sid and Marty Krofft consume?

 

also I’m happy to see our short national nightmare is over 

Edited by Sawbonz

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