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getting juicy and deserves it's own thread.

 

Trump now says he fired Musk.
Trump threatens to take away Elon’s government contracts

 

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Could be just another scheme to manipulate markets for insiders, but Elon truly getting sideways with trump and losing both a chunk of government cash and a number of cultists would be a very entertaining center ring leopard face eating.

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THE BIG TESLA SELLOFF BEGINS. Shares down 9%. Analysts appear to believe Musk will go the rest of his life without a political home or patron, shunned by politicians of both parties and therefore unable to effectively operate as a CEO of any company. Now: the rush for the doors.

 

#5
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:
THE BIG TESLA SELLOFF BEGINS. Shares down 9%. Analysts appear to believe Musk will go the rest of his life without a political home or patron, shunned by politicians of both parties and therefore unable to effectively operate as a CEO of any company. Now: the rush for the doors.

 

Down 13.65% now. 

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Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

 

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Musk says Trump is lying about firing him.

 

That’s what Trump and Musk are known for: magnanimity and maturity.

 

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

 

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

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The ultimate leopard face eating would be Trump canceling all of Elon's government handouts and deporting him. Then Elon spills on all the shady stuff he has done to get Trump elected. 

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Elon says Trump is a liar.

 

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"Many people are saying he lied on his immigration paperwork. SOMEONE SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT"

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5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

 

Full fledged propaganda and misinformation Nazi actually thinks he's in the middle. Oh my, that's awesome.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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This.

They gave that mofo a seat at the table and then he thought he ruled the world.

#18
15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

getting juicy and deserves it's own thread.

 

Trump now says he fired Musk.
Trump threatens to take away Elon’s government contracts

 

Damn right that shit is peak cinema now, I watch a lot of Space/Rocketry youtube and wonder how the grifters will react to SpaceX getting banned.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

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Proud of me Dad? I'll in a jerkoff gifs for decades

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oh no he di'nt!

 

This was just posted by Elon Musk. (Not a joke)

 

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

oh no he di'nt!

 

This was just posted by Elon Musk. (Not a joke)

 

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

oh no he di'nt!

 

This was just posted by Elon Musk. (Not a joke)

 

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I wonder if the white South Africans that just came over are safe because white or gonna be deported because Elon. Tough ethical delima for the administration!

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

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this is the greatest half hour of the last several months.   It was predictable, but it's still totally awesome.

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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, ELON MUSK AND DONALD TRUMP. AMERICA'S GOING TO RUN OUT OF POPCORN

 

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, ELON MUSK AND DONALD TRUMP. AMERICA'S GOING TO RUN OUT OF POPCORN

 

Man....damn shame that Val Kilmer died....

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If the dispute did publicize the Epstein list, it still might not be the most spectacular part. 

#31
Just now, Iceman said:

If the dispute did publicize the Epstein list, it still might not be the most spectacular part. 

You know Elon has it.  Let's see it!

#32
17 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

The ultimate leopard face eating would be Trump canceling all of Elon's government handouts and deporting him. Then Elon spills on all the shady stuff he has done to get Trump elected. 

How's he going to spill anything from CECOT?

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9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh no he di'nt!

 

This was just posted by Elon Musk. (Not a joke)

 

 

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#34
1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

How's he going to spill anything from CECOT?

throuple pillow talk

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Elon needs to come out in support of Stormy Daniels, because there’s no doubt he’s seen the mushroom. 

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#38
2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Elon might want to watch his back or he's going to find himself disappeared to the gulag in El Salvador...

Or he might fall out of a window, Putin style.

#39
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Elon needs to come out in support of Stormy Daniel’s, because there’s no doubt he’s seen the mushroom. 

The "post your hog" phase will be tonight

#41
6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

If the dispute did publicize the Epstein list, it still might not be the most spectacular part. 

I know it will make you mad, but I ran the mental simulations and the only chance of impeachment happening could only start with the idiot vs idiot war. Kinda like how WWII could only end in German defeat if he invaded the Soviets.

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Just now, mdmost said:

Happy Pride Month!

I mean, watching two billionaires buttfuck each other is an odd way to approach the month....but hey, love is love!

#44
18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh no he di'nt!

 

This was just posted by Elon Musk. (Not a joke)

 

Wow this is equal parts hilarious and sad that this is what we are today. Reality Trash TV reaching the world's richest man and the world's most powerful man (by virtue of being the U.S. President) by playing out in something you'd see on an episode of The Surreal House is crazy.

#47
17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh no he di'nt!

 

This was just posted by Elon Musk. (Not a joke)

 

a crowd of people standing in front of a fence at a festival

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#48

They need to settle this dispute ala Burr and Hamilton.

#49
32 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

The ultimate leopard face eating would be Trump canceling all of Elon's government handouts and deporting him. Then Elon spills on all the shady stuff he has done to get Trump elected. 

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