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#252

Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

#254
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

Pretty much every top reply is asking Grok to fact check. Usually with hilarious results.

#255
3 minutes ago, Covri said:

Pretty much every top reply is asking Grok to fact check. Usually with hilarious results.

I’ve found that Grok is honest in the same way that the Hal9000 was honest.

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This is one of the smartest but also most niche things I’ve ever said on this site. Somebody is going to say “oh, it’s a 2001 reference.” But it’s NOT

#256
56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this like the 10th post...


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Wouldn't surprise me if this was manufactured, a form of controlled, scripted opposition. It is war with the dims (and some repubs) and the MSM. This is what I would do in a war. Keep your enemy completely misinformed and distracted by things that aren't true. Especially the MSM. They are giddy with this "feud".

THEY'RE ROBBING YOU!!!

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#257
4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

How has Elmo not posted a picture of himself eating a taco yet?

He isn’t that smart or funny

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#258
5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

How has Elmo not posted a picture of himself eating a taco yet?

Because his meme game actually sucks.

#259
48 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

As entertaining as this is, I am legit concerned that Trump might tank the stock market nuke Mexico tomorrow out of spite.

Fixed for back-of-my-mind doomsday theory.

#261
12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ve found that Grok is honest in the same way that the Hal9000 was honest.

OK, Valentine…

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#262
39 minutes ago, Covri said:
Steve Bannon has called for President Trump to invoke the Defense Production Act in order to seize SpaceX "tonight before midnight" and deport Elon Musk.

 

Ah yes, that classic conservative move of…

*checks notes*

…nationalizing key industries?

#265
4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Honestly feels like this is way ahead of schedule. I figured we'd at least get into year 2 before these two had a massive blowup. 

This.

But everything in Trump 2.0 is the same shit…. Just sped up to 2X SPEED.

 

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#267
“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

 

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#269
1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:
“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

 


Me watching this clip….

anchorman will GIF

#271
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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This guy has definitely jerked off to both of them, probably simultaneously.

#273
27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

 

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#275

Y'all just don't get it. Elon and Trump are real mean, with beautiful and perfectly oval balls, encased and bulging in a taut sac, hairless due to the incredible amount of testosterone that forces the follicles to shed. The glistening sweat that hits your tongue has a faint taste of store bought key lime pie. This infuriates the beta left. 

#277

It’s a good thing this slap fight is taking place online because if it was in person, Trump would be Felicia and Elon would be Patricia

 

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#280
26 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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Insane that people believe these two losers are symbols of masculinity.

#281
55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

NSIAP

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Remember when this website got all up in arms about how terrible that was for the country and blah blah blah. I member 

#282
41 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Ah yes, that classic conservative move of…

*checks notes*

…nationalizing key industries?

As if ideology mattered to the cult, do it Trump, go after Tesla as well. The other companies are useless.

#283
29 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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This dude sucks cock for pleasure, maybe a little bit for business when his personal funds get low…

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#284
5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Remember when this website got all up in arms about how terrible that was for the country and blah blah blah. I member 

I remember only one… 

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#285
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

This dude sucks cock for pleasure, maybe a little bit for business when his personal funds get low…

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#287

Oh shit, he hit the African American with go back to Africa. Never mind he just let a bunch of white South Africans into this country on our dime. 

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#291

JFC, I’ve been married/monogamous for a little over 20 years now. Did I miss some era where women just stopped fucking altogether? How did an entire generation get so fucking warped about masculinity and toughness that a tweenage twitter fight is being called manly and not the bitch ass pussy weak ass slap fight that it truly is? It seriously has to be a pandemic level of incel shit.

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#292
WE NEED TO SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE BOTH SIDES HERE

 

#293
Just now, Gil Bang said:
WE NEED TO SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE BOTH SIDES HERE

 

Jinx

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#294
OMG

 

#295
Let’s not forget that earlier today, this day was known as “we cannot build bananas in America” day. That is, until everything went bananas [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#296
Hahaha, you knew this shit was coming! It was never about jobs, crime or any of the other bullshit. They have to save white South Africans from supposed genocide, yet as soon as they don't like one, he needs to be deported back to South Africa immediately. These people stand for nothing

 

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#298
AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

 

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#300
the tech right suddenly discovers due process

 

 

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